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My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience * 3
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I got my 1st squirting experience 2 nights ago!!!!!

My boyfriend was eating me out and getting me really wet and I had a huge clit boner. He said my clit swelled so big it was like a mini dick. Then when I came, he shoved two fingers inside me and did the "come here" motion REALLY HARD to push against my g spot. Bro tore up my pussy, he said he was finger fucking my g spot so hard my hips were rocking off the bed. It was so strong I know it would have hurt me if I wasn't cumming, but when I'm cumming I can't feel any pain at all.

Then, after about 60 seconds of finger fucking me (my orgasm is still continuing at this point by the way), I suddenly felt a splurge of wet stuff suddenly gush out from my vagina. It was like opening the floodgates, like a faucet just turned on and it was waterfalling out my pussy.

Then, after my vagina stopped gushing, all of a sudden I felt all these hot spurts ejaculating from my URETHRA. I looked down and realized, holy fuck I'm squirting!!!! It wasn't like a streamline like pee, it came out in spurts like male ejaculate. We knew it wasn't pee because we smelled it and it didn't smell like pee, the consistency of the fluid that came out was slimey and white, and the whole time I was cumming I didn't feel like I had to pee at all.

That was the 1st time anybodys ever made me squirt like that. Suffice to say, I fell in love with him immediately. :lol: and then last night, he was able to make me squirt a second time! Using the exact same method he did before.

My entire orgasm lasted approximately 2 minutes. He said I have the longest orgasms he's ever seen on anybody.

Here is a picture of all the wet stuff on the bed. My boyfriends hand is in the photo so you can get an accurate perception of the size. The "rock on" hand symbol he is doing is exactly how he was fingering me. Middle and ring finger in my pussy rocking it back and forth like that.



If you can see in this pic, the white slimey reflective looking substance is what came out my urethra.



Some other things we tried recently: when he came, I stuck his urethra in my nose and snorted a fat line of his jizz. :lol: I actually got a coke flashback and phantom high from snorting his jizz, WTFFFFF!!!!
He fucked me so hard I actually went cross eyed LOL.
We gave each other both enemas before sticking fingers and other stuff in each others butts.
We made porno videos of me deepthroating him and doing it doggystyle.
He loves when I stick a finger in his ass and give him a forced ejaculation, so I stuck my vibrator up his butt.


Edited by Crystal G (07/03/12 05:06 PM)

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Rock on! :rockon:


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Maito]
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Where's the video clips!? Sharing is caring! :awepuss:

Congrats on squirting! Get used to washing sheets much more often!


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Edited by Rewindicus (07/03/12 04:39 PM)

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Rewindicus] * 1
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I was gonna say this is another awesome CrystalG post but a wet bed and some dude's shaved ballsack with a dildo up the ass don't really do it for me.

Good story though.



Still waiting on the vid from your last blue ball inducing post in the pub

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Beefy1]
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Beefy1 said:
I was gonna say this is another awesome CrystalG post but a wet bed and some dude's shaved ballsack with a dildo up the ass don't really do it for me.

Good story though.



Still waiting on the vid from your last blue ball inducing post in the pub


I actually will post the porno pics and videos we took, but they are on my boyfriends camera and not on my phone so it might take a few days. Also have to edit the videos so it doesn't show his face.he really doesn't want his face out there. I might just black my eyes out when I post the ones of me sucking cock.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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:ooo:

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Ghostwriter]
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Love making my girl squirt like that!
I use the same method and love when she looks down at me trying to see what the fuck I'm doing to make her feel that in confusion!!! Hahaha


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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wow!!!! that sounds really intense!!

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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You peed all over your bed and boyfriend :lol:

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: nooneman]
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all i see are pictures which are useless.


video once in awhile or i simply just dont believe half the shit you say you do (n on video)


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: itchmynipple]
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i want to see you squirt on vid like everyone else. fuck pictures


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: nooneman]
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nooneman said:
You peed all over your bed and boyfriend :lol:


Actually studies have tested the chemical composition of female ejaculate, and it is a different chemical composition than urine.

However, my boyfriend just made me squirt again, literally just 5 minutes ago, and this time I had to pee really bad, so at the very end of my ejaculate I did pee a little. On video. You can see it in the video, the first few spurts are completely clear, and then at the end when I felt like I had to pee it turned yellow. My boyfriend has a piss fetish tho (as do I) so either way it turns us both on.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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post it

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G] * 2
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Crystal G said:
nooneman said:
You peed all over your bed and boyfriend :lol:


it is a different chemical composition than urine.



Hate to tell you, but there have been studies that verified that the liquid comes only from the bladder. They hooked up a tube to the urethra of various women who squirted and guess what happened? Yup. It's a form of urinary incontinence.
:themoreyouknow:

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
I actually will post the porno pics and videos we took, but they are on my boyfriends camera and not on my phone so it might take a few days. Also have to edit the videos so it doesn't show his face.he really doesn't want his face out there. I might just black my eyes out when I post the ones of me sucking cock.


dont black out your eyes crystal


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: nooneman]
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nooneman said:
Crystal G said:
nooneman said:
You peed all over your bed and boyfriend :lol:


it is a different chemical composition than urine.



Hate to tell you, but there have been studies that verified that the liquid comes only from the bladder. They hooked up a tube to the urethra of various women who squirted and guess what happened? Yup. It's a form of urinary incontinence.


No it isn't. Only retards who don't know what the skene's gland is think that. The chemical composition is different from urine.

Of course there is always going to be a little bit of urine passing through, after all it travels through the urinary bladder, so completely separating the fluid from urine is practically impossible. However, the chemical composition of female ejaculate is actually different from urine.

From the Wiki article about the Skene's gland:

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The Skene's glands are homologous with the prostate gland in males.[7] The fluid that emerges during sex, female ejaculation, has a composition somewhat similar to the fluid generated in males by the prostate gland,[8][9] containing biochemical markers of sexual function like human urinary protein 1[10] and the enzyme PDE5 where women without the gland had lower concentrations.[11] When examined with electron microscopy, both glands show similar secretory structures,[12] and both act similarly in terms of prostate-specific antigen and prostate-specific acid phosphatase studies.[13][14][15][16] Because they are increasingly perceived as merely different versions of the same gland, some researchers are moving away from the name Skene's gland and are referring to it instead as the female prostate.[17]


^ Zaviacic M, Jakubovská V, Belosovic M, Breza J (2000). "Ultrastructure of the normal adult human female prostate gland (Skene's gland)". Anat Embryol (Berl) 201 (1): 51–61. PMID 10603093.
^ Kratochvíl S (1994). "Orgasmic expulsions in women". Cesk Psychiatr 90 (2): 71–7. PMID 8004685.
^ Wimpissinger, F.; Stifter, K.; Grin, W.; Stackl, W. (2007). "The Female Prostate Revisited: Perineal Ultrasound and Biochemical Studies of Female Ejaculate". The Journal of Sexual Medicine 4 (5): 1388-93. DOI:10.1111/j.1743-6109.2007.00542.x. PMID 17634056. edit
^ Zaviacic, M; L Danihel, M Ruzicková, J Blazeková, Y Itoh, R Okutani, T Kawai. (March 1997). "Immunohistochemical localization of human protein 1 in the female prostate (Skene's gland) and the male prostate". Histochem J. 29 (3): 219–27. DOI:10.1023/A:1026401909678. PMID 9472384.

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A 2007 study on two women involved ultrasound, endoscopy, and biochemical analysis of fluid. The ejaculate was compared to pre-orgasmic urine from the same woman, and also to published data on male ejaculate. In both women, higher levels of PSA, PAP, and glucose but lower levels of creatinine were found in the ejaculate than the urine. PSA levels were comparable to those in males.[5]


http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/users/08/ajb/tmve/wiki100k/docs/Skene_s_gland.html


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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This "skene's gland" seems to say that it produces something similar to semen, but what girls squirt out looks nothing like it, so I think there's two different things we're talking about here, one is urine and the other is female jizz

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: user1837483975]
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There seems to be several different types of fluids produced by the wonderful nasty vagina. 


I've only seen the thicker slippery slimy lube type stuff IRL.

From watching internet porn (which is probably where all the experts here get their experience) it seems 3/4 of them are just pissing,  a few are more of a clear/whitish type stuff that might be something else.


Crazy fucking mysterious organ or whatever it is.  Disgusting but fascinating.

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Beefy1]
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I hope y'all got extra sheets.

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: thescientist]
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Weird. Because of the similar timing of the post and everything. Last night I had my first squirting encounter except she didn't snort my jizz and nothing went in my butthole.  Not sure if I was turned on or grossed out I just instinctively got out of the path of the liquid projectiles.  But afterwards while she was riding me i reached over and felt the other side the bed and remember thinking, jesus christ thats a lot of liquid/jizz/pee.

I guess it's all about the stimulation of the g-spot.  I can't wait to try it on another chick since it seems like thats the ultimate nut to bust with the jelly legs and all.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
nooneman said:
You peed all over your bed and boyfriend :lol:


Actually studies have tested the chemical composition of female ejaculate, and it is a different chemical composition than urine.

However, my boyfriend just made me squirt again, literally just 5 minutes ago, and this time I had to pee really bad, so at the very end of my ejaculate I did pee a little. On video. You can see it in the video, the first few spurts are completely clear, and then at the end when I felt like I had to pee it turned yellow. My boyfriend has a piss fetish tho (as do I) so either way it turns us both on.


Video please :cool:

I'm a virgin, but when I finally do find a partner, I plan to be as ready as I can. I know a bit about the g-spot and how to induce a vaginal orgasm. I bet it was amazing... I wish I could experience orgasms like you women do!


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: psychoanomaly] * 1
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Honestly bro, no matter how much u read up on the female g spot, it won't prepare you for your first time, because every girl is different. What I like on my pussy might tickle the next girl, or hurt another girl. The most important thing to do is to be completely receptive and listen to her body.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience *DELETED* *DELETED* [Re: Crystal G]
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Reason for deletion: Silly conversation.



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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: XxJason LivesxX]
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Ooooh shit!

time to change the sheets!

every time i come here the G's on to something crazy.

Crystal G delivers.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Shins]
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Shins said:
Crystal G delivers.



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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Shit Crystal, your posts always give me a huge boner.
I would love to be covered in your lady jizz.:crazy2:
Did you get my :pm:?
Also can we see some of those videos?


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: 28064212]
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:thumbup:

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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:facepalm:

the attraction to the anal idea kind of mystifies me, can't understand it, don't want to


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: imachavel]
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Making my girl squirt for the first time has got to be one of the most thrilling, and rewarding experiences I had ever had.

It was our first time together and things have just ever been the same.

My favorite thing todo is to get her in a 69 position with her on top and lick her clit while I finger her g-spot and then bringer to climax which leads to her squirting all over my face

God that's hot!

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Ungrateful Unicorn]
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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
Honestly bro, no matter how much u read up on the female g spot, it won't prepare you for your first time, because every girl is different. What I like on my pussy might tickle the next girl, or hurt another girl. The most important thing to do is to be completely receptive and listen to her body.


You are very right!!

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Ungrateful Unicorn] * 1
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Ungrateful Unicorn said:
Making my girl squirt for the first time has got to be one of the most thrilling, and rewarding experiences I had ever had.

It was our first time together and things have just ever been the same.

My favorite thing todo is to get her in a 69 position with her on top and lick her clit while I finger her g-spot and then bringer to climax which leads to her squirting all over my face

God that's hot!


I read this out loud to my boyfriend and we both think this is the hottest fucking thing on earth. :drooling:

Also, as promised, I have some pictures of me deepthroating my boyfriend's cock. In the third picture, you can see me swallowing his cock all the way down my throat.



I blacked out my eyes. Once I get the videos, I will post screenshots of me sticking my fingers in his ass while he inhales nitrous. After I blur out his face of course. :lol:

Does anybody know of a good video editing program? One where we can blur out both our faces? If I can find one, I don't mind posting the full video of me squirting and me fingerfucking his butt.

Here is a close-up of my pussy, all angry-looking with a HUGE fucking swollen clit, with the puddle that I made from squirting the second time. That whitish, clearish, reflective looking substance in the puddle is what came out of my urethra.



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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: PeterPanda209]
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PeterPanda209 said:
Shins said:
Crystal G delivers.




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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
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OMG!!!! That is the hottest fucking thing ever!! Cn't wait to see a video of you. Your BF is one lucky mofo.

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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The gspot isn't real from what i've read.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: withoutawire]
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I approve!

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Ungrateful Unicorn] * 1
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:manofapproval:


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: pslyke]
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Those fucking bees on your shoulder freak me out. 

They would distract the shit out of me looking at them.

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Beefy1]
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Withoutawire: actually it does exist, but the thing is, the location and the spot they are located vary tremendously from girl to girl. My boyfriend for example, has noticed my g spot is very very deep inside my pussy, whereas other girls will be closert to the opening. Some girls apparently are missing a g spot completely. Others may have more than one. The girls who are missing th g spot completely, I presume, are likely the ones who don't get any enjoyment out of sex.

Beefy1: those bee tattoos are my tribute to The Hive. :lol:

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
Withoutawire: actually it does exist, but the thing is, the location and the spot they are located vary tremendously from girl to girl. My boyfriend for example, has noticed my g spot is very very deep inside my pussy, whereas other girls will be closert to the opening. Some girls apparently are missing a g spot completely. Others may have more than one. The girls who are missing th g spot completely, I presume, are likely the ones who don't get any enjoyment out of sex.

Beefy1: those bee tattoos are my tribute to The Hive. :lol:



I've read that as well. Their is a lot of speculation if it really exists.

I'll take your word for it. I wish I had a gspot. :heart:


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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I don't understand the need to black out your eyes.  You have posted pictures of your face on here before, what's the big deal?  Especially if you're going to post your videos, which is what the Shroomery is REALLY waiting for.

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: withoutawire]
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withoutawire said:
Crystal G said:
Withoutawire: actually it does exist, but the thing is, the location and the spot they are located vary tremendously from girl to girl. My boyfriend for example, has noticed my g spot is very very deep inside my pussy, whereas other girls will be closert to the opening. Some girls apparently are missing a g spot completely. Others may have more than one. The girls who are missing th g spot completely, I presume, are likely the ones who don't get any enjoyment out of sex.

Beefy1: those bee tattoos are my tribute to The Hive. :lol:



I've read that as well. Their is a lot of speculation if it really exists.

I'll take your word for it. I wish I had a gspot. :heart:


your ass sort of does,..

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Squirting Pictures! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
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^^My boyfriend LOVES it in the ass. Last night I fucked him with my vibrator with my vibrations on full-blast. Whenever I do that he pretty much cums in 2 minutes. He lasts forever and it takes him a really long time to cum, so when we try to make him go quick massaging his prostate is pretty much a surefire way to make him blast off in only a few minutes.

More pictures! These ones were screenshots of the video that we took, and the pictures were low-resolution enough that I feel okay posting my face. The ones where my and his face are still pretty clear though, I blacked out again. In the first sex picture, he cracked a joke and there's me mid-laugh. :lol:

In the last 5 pictures or so, you can see where I started to squirt out. You can see all of the fluid coming out of my urethra and my vagina, and in the 3rd to last picture you can even see my squirt all over my hand. That huge puddle is what I created in the end of the video.






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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Crystal G]
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I bet your neighbors love you guys


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Black_Sunset] * 1
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Black_Sunset said:
I bet your neighbors love you guys


HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Funny you mentioned that, she complained that we were being way too loud. I can't help it, if I scream out when I have one of them G spot orgasms. :shrug:

His next door neighbor is a Filipino middle-aged lady who is sort of a hermit and a recluse and a hoarder and so she shuts herself in and lives all by herself in her super messy apartment. So she probably just sits there and listens to us have sex and fumes all day all irritated by us. The fact that she is Filipino means she is probably really sexually conservative too, and gets bothered by me even spending the night at his place.

Edited by Crystal G (07/07/12 05:02 PM)

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Crystal G]
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Hey Crystal, do you prefer men with shaved body, hairy, or mixed up? I noticed your BF has totally shaved pubes.


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: psychoanomaly] * 1
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psychoanomaly said:
Hey Crystal, do you prefer men with shaved body, hairy, or mixed up? I noticed your BF has totally shaved pubes.


His pubes are actually not shaved, it just looks that way because the resolution is really low. His pubes are pretty short though, because every now and then when we are in the shower together, I will start shaving him. :yesnod: I personally prefer completely shaved pubes, but I don't mind hair either. I like trimmed though, and the balls definitely feel way better in my mouth when they are completely shaved.

IDK why, but I'm just one of those girls that doesn't like the feeling of hair during sex. I know some girls like moustache rides or whatever, but I'm not one of them. When a guy is completely shaved and grinds against my shaved pussy, it feels soooooooo much better than if we both have hair. I just like the feeling of smooth skin rubbing against smooth skin.

However, I still like looking at pubic hair, I think it's beautiful on both men and women. I noticed I tend to like pubic hair far more on women than on men. I prefer looking at a woman with lots of pubic hair (I'm talking a full bush) rather than with with no hair, since it's too infantile and pubescent for me. However, feeling-wise, the feeling of something pressing against my clit feels soooo much better when there is no hair down there. On either me or the guy.

My boyfriend also used to have a goatee when he met me. But I was having trouble cumming and kept getting distracted by the feeling of hair when he was going down on me, so he completely shaved it off just for me. :heart:

My boyfriend on the other hand, loves pubic hair and full bushes on women. So I started growing out a full bush just for him, but I recently started shaving around my labia since the sensation feels way better for me when there isn't any hair to chafe or prick me.

Hope that helps! I do adore completely shaven on guys, but pubic hair truly does not bother me. I think it's beautiful, it's a sign of maturity, and I'm not one of those girls that is completely grossed out by it or anything.

Edited by Crystal G (07/07/12 06:23 PM)

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal you are hands down the baddest chick on here! Even as a gay male I can appreciate your freaky deakyness!


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Rewindicus]
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lets see that video

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mtlmike90 said:
lets see that video


:whathesaid:

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5is said:
mtlmike90 said:
lets see that video


:whathesaid:


Seriously... :waits:

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: SbstratAlchemist]
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I told my wife about this post, after she lol'd she said she'd be into the vid.  Help a brother out :p


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: psillymathhead]
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i saved your best pics your super hot


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: otaku on shrooms]
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otaku on shrooms said:
i saved your best pics your super hot


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5is said:
mtlmike90 said:
lets see that video


:whathesaid:



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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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yes, that is a very good description. I was just going to say, your clitoris does indeed look very very angry


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
Black_Sunset said:
I bet your neighbors love you guys


HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Funny you mentioned that, she complained that we were being way too loud. I can't help it, if I scream out when I have one of them G spot orgasms. :shrug:

His next door neighbor is a Filipino middle-aged lady who is sort of a hermit and a recluse and a hoarder and so she shuts herself in and lives all by herself in her super messy apartment. So she probably just sits there and listens to us have sex and fumes all day all irritated by us. The fact that she is Filipino means she is probably really sexually conservative too, and gets bothered by me even spending the night at his place.


funny, my whole family is from the Philip pines. I think saying Filipinos are conservative is about as ignorant as associating American's with Catholics because you visited the states in Kansas and found a Presbyterian church out there and now think Americans are conservative. Maybe the lady just has that personality type. Or maybe it's just anyone who listens to people getting laid all day and making a lot of noise without them self actually getting laid to distract them self from you getting laid would be annoyed as shit.

You should ask if she is pinoi, and understand Tagalog. Also ask her if she wants to join in, you guys are into that right? Just look at your hot ass in the photos, denying someone that is just cruel. Ask the lady if she wants to join in!


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Rewindicus]
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Rewindicus said:
Crystal you are hands down the baddest chick on here! Even as a gay male I can appreciate your freaky deakyness!


you won't be gay much longer huh?


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: imachavel] * 1
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I thought this chick only banged badass bisexual marines who were fucking diesel.  That dudes normal as hell doesnt look to diesel either. Actually are you fucking one of the hosts of MythBusters?


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: bangpowboomers]
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bangpowboomers said:
Actually are you fucking one of the hosts of MythBusters?



:ilold:  :laugh2:

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bangpowboomers said:
I thought this chick only banged badass bisexual marines who were fucking diesel.  That dudes normal as hell doesnt look to diesel either. Actually are you fucking one of the hosts of MythBusters?


Actually he was originally my best friend before we started banging. He ended up surprising me a lot when we finally hooked up by blowing me away in bed. And then ended up fulfilling me sexually (which is something that's REALLY hard for any guy to do btw, I'm constantly lurking around for more dick when I'm not fulfilled), so we started dating. :shrug:

Sex skills are way, wayyyyy more important than roided out mucles in my book.

Actually he's one of the smartest guys I've ever dated. He is currently an intern for NASA. :naughty: I have a huge thing for nerds now. Smart guys are way more receptive in bed.

Edited by Crystal G (07/10/12 04:09 AM)

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Crystal G]
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so uh how about that video :laugh:

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: 5is]
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hahahaha yeah

which one is it?  marines? or fat chubby WOW player?



come on crystal G,
:jiggletits:
which one is it?

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I guess dude didnt mythbust the female g spot.  Thats cool your so into nerds right now.


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Crystal G]
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intern for NASA huh? amazing





I wish I was that nerdy but honestly I don't think I'm smart enough to be that nerdy


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Anonymous said:
hahahaha yeah

which one is it?  marines? or fat chubby WOW player?



come on crystal G,
:jiggletits:
which one is it?


Hahhahahahahahhahahaa

I get what you're saying. I really really do. But really, all my most serious boyfriends have been with somebody who wasn't at all like the typical guy I dated. Buff guidos and military guys are fun to fool around with, but underneath the surface they are boring as sin and dumb as rocks. Plus, my BFF is not really like a typical nerd. He is super assertive and dominant and an "alpha" type towards other men, and then likes when I make him my bitch. :naughty: also, he's actually really hot for a nerd. Really cute face.

Also he has a very masculine smell, which I enjoy after he has worked out and sweated loads. Actually he smells almost identical to that one super buff latino marine I was dating with all the tattoos. Really surprised me smelling him for the 1st time, hey!

Edited by Crystal G (07/10/12 04:33 PM)

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Crystal G]
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:manofapproval:


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: itchmynipple]
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:wellhellothere:


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Edited by PinealGland3rdi (07/10/12 10:27 PM)

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: PinealGland3rdi]
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Can't we all just pretend your face is censored in the video????


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: PeterPanda209]
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TO ALL THE GUYS WANTING TO SEE THIS CHICK NAKED HERE IS AN OPTION:
1.GO TO GOOGLE;
2.TYPE IN FREE ASIAN PORN
3.SELECT WEBSITE
4.ENJOY/MASTURBATE TO HEARTS DESIRE


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: bangpowboomers]
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bangpowboomers said:
TO ALL THE GUYS WANTING TO SEE THIS CHICK NAKED HERE IS AN OPTION:
1.GO TO GOOGLE;
2.TYPE IN FREE ASIAN PORN
3.SELECT WEBSITE
4.ENJOY/MASTURBATE TO HEARTS DESIRE



Done that already.  Way ahead of you there. 


Crystal's always teasing, saying there will be a video. 

Post up or shut up I say.

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Beefy1]
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she talks the talk. (video)

but never, walks the walk. (video)

she crawls though (pictures)


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: itchmynipple]
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I said I will post the video once I can figure out a way to edit my face out. I need to download a lot of video editing software too, cause it needs to be resized. The video clip is HUGE.

Really, what will most likely happen is, I will forget about it for a long time (no internet connection here, been browsing on my phone), and then 1 day out of the blue when I can't sleep ill rememeber and post it.


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Crystal G]
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Don vito says :fatfear: :laugh: sounds awesome

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
I said I will post the video once I can figure out a way to edit my face out. I need to download a lot of video editing software too, cause it needs to be resized. The video clip is HUGE.

Really, what will most likely happen is, I will forget about it for a long time (no internet connection here, been browsing on my phone), and then 1 day out of the blue when I can't sleep ill rememeber and post it.


i dont understand, you post pictures with face, but will not post video with face.


:lol:

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I wish there was an alert option for crystals video =\


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:underage:    :ohyou:


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Anonymous said:
Crystal G said:
I said I will post the video once I can figure out a way to edit my face out. I need to download a lot of video editing software too, cause it needs to be resized. The video clip is HUGE.

Really, what will most likely happen is, I will forget about it for a long time (no internet connection here, been browsing on my phone), and then 1 day out of the blue when I can't sleep ill rememeber and post it.


i dont understand, you post pictures with face, but will not post video with face.


:lol:


Every sex picture with my face in it I've ever posted is low resolution enough that it could pass for somebody else. Every real picture I've posted of my face, I'm not doing anything sexual in them. They're just pictures I would post on Facebook. So I don't give a fuck if somebody else finds pictures of me, big whoop dee freaking deal. Posting a video is a lot different because not only is your face in it, your voice is also in it. Your identity is a complete dead giveawaay.


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Crystal G] * 1
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Crystal G said:
Anonymous said:
Crystal G said:
I said I will post the video once I can figure out a way to edit my face out. I need to download a lot of video editing software too, cause it needs to be resized. The video clip is HUGE.

Really, what will most likely happen is, I will forget about it for a long time (no internet connection here, been browsing on my phone), and then 1 day out of the blue when I can't sleep ill rememeber and post it.


i dont understand, you post pictures with face, but will not post video with face.


:lol:


Every sex picture with my face in it I've ever posted is low resolution enough that it could pass for somebody else. Every real picture I've posted of my face, I'm not doing anything sexual in them. They're just pictures I would post on Facebook. So I don't give a fuck if somebody else finds pictures of me, big whoop dee freaking deal. Posting a video is a lot different because not only is your face in it, your voice is also in it. Your identity is a complete dead giveawaay.



are you trying to say all chinese people look the same?

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
Crystal G said:
Anonymous said:
Crystal G said:
I said I will post the video once I can figure out a way to edit my face out. I need to download a lot of video editing software too, cause it needs to be resized. The video clip is HUGE.

Really, what will most likely happen is, I will forget about it for a long time (no internet connection here, been browsing on my phone), and then 1 day out of the blue when I can't sleep ill rememeber and post it.


i dont understand, you post pictures with face, but will not post video with face.


:lol:


Every sex picture with my face in it I've ever posted is low resolution enough that it could pass for somebody else. Every real picture I've posted of my face, I'm not doing anything sexual in them. They're just pictures I would post on Facebook. So I don't give a fuck if somebody else finds pictures of me, big whoop dee freaking deal. Posting a video is a lot different because not only is your face in it, your voice is also in it. Your identity is a complete dead giveawaay.



are you trying to say all chinese people look the same?


:lolsy: Thanks for your threads Crystal, they always keep me entertained.

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Crystal G]
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post the video

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Anonymous #3]
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crystal pls :gombypls: XDDDD

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: 5is]
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So this phenomenon happens when a women orgasms really hard? Is that what makes it happen? Or is it something that only some women are physically capable of doing?

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Wallflower]
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Wallflower said:
So this phenomenon happens when a women orgasms really hard? Is that what makes it happen? Or is it something that only some women are physically capable of doing?


From what I understand, it is a vaginal orgasm, different from the usual clitoral orgasm, and is induced by stimulation of the g-spot, which is found on the vaginal wall. The exact location differs from woman to woman. I'm pretty sure almost all women can have them, but the intensity of the ejaculation varies.


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Edited by psychoanomaly (07/16/12 12:47 AM)

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: psychoanomaly]
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psychoanomaly said:
Wallflower said:
So this phenomenon happens when a women orgasms really hard? Is that what makes it happen? Or is it something that only some women are physically capable of doing?


From what I understand, it is a vaginal orgasm, different from the usual clitoral orgasm, and is induced by stimulation of the g-spot, which is found on the vaginal wall. The exact location differs from woman to woman. I'm pretty sure almost all women can have them, but the intensity of the ejaculation varies.


The arousal of the "g-spot" occasionally causes the skenes gland to fill with fluid. If you're a girl, and you masturbate, you may at times feel like you're going to pee... if you follow through with this sensation, you just might find yourself squirting everywhere. Or peeing. You can tell the difference.
:wink:

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: 999]
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Never knew about this before I stumbled upon this thread. Craziness. Cool to see a female poster feeling free and comfortable enough to share, though. :thumbup:

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Wallflower]
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:awehigh:


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G,
can we get some pictures of your boyfriend cumming on you and with his cum all over you?
I'd love that. :awegroove:


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: 28064212]
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You may all donate to my Paypal account in exchange for requests. :lol:

J/K... MAYBE :lol:


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Crystal G]
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we just want the video :frown:

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: 5is]
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:whathesaid:
5is said:
we just want the video :frown:


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
You may all donate to my Paypal account in exchange for requests. :lol:

J/K... MAYBE :lol:


:lol:
For real though, that would be awesome. And I don't know why you feel the need to black your eyes out on some of the pictures. I think you are so beautiful and your boyfriend is very lucky. I'd love to fuck the shit out of you. I'll be jerking it to these pictures for a while! :thumbup::heart:


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: 28064212]
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just paint your face?


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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: itchmynipple]
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Hell yeah juggalette style ill deffinatly bust a nut then

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ICP is gay as fuck

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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: basqueshaman]
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basqueshaman said:
:whathesaid:
5is said:
we just want the video :frown:



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Re: Squirting Pictures! [Re: Thin White Duke]
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she aint gonna post it.

like i said, all talk (video)
                no walk (end up with pictures)


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Quote:
Crystal G said:Men have a fear of women who exert control of their sexualities. They know that they wouldn't be able to control or easily manipulate women who are aggressive, dominant, defiant, and refuse to passively cooperate or adhere to stereotypical gender roles. So they use social stigma and social shame and call us "sluts" to try to implant fear and guilt in us, in an effort to control and coerce our behaviors. It is a completely selfish philosophy that stems from the belief that they OWN women.


That is completely made-up feminist bullshit. The reason girls get stigmatized as "sluts" is because women can catch STDs much easier than men. If you can catch them, you can spread them. So people started looking down on women who had a lot of sex (back in the days before condoms) because they usually had syphillis or something.

More proof that we should be living in the woods, hunting and gathering. Then none of this stupid first-world shit would even exist. We'd be too busy worrying about how to eat and keep warm.

I fucking hate feminists and women who fuck a lot "to take control of their sexuality." If you wanna fuck someone, just do it. Don't make excuses. I don't.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: 36fuckin5]
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36fuckin5 said:
Quote:
Crystal G said:Men have a fear of women who exert control of their sexualities. They know that they wouldn't be able to control or easily manipulate women who are aggressive, dominant, defiant, and refuse to passively cooperate or adhere to stereotypical gender roles. So they use social stigma and social shame and call us "sluts" to try to implant fear and guilt in us, in an effort to control and coerce our behaviors. It is a completely selfish philosophy that stems from the belief that they OWN women.


That is completely made-up feminist bullshit. The reason girls get stigmatized as "sluts" is because women can catch STDs much easier than men. If you can catch them, you can spread them. So people started looking down on women who had a lot of sex (back in the days before condoms) because they usually had syphillis or something.

More proof that we should be living in the woods, hunting and gathering. Then none of this stupid first-world shit would even exist. We'd be too busy worrying about how to eat and keep warm.

I fucking hate feminists and women who fuck a lot "to take control of their sexuality." If you wanna fuck someone, just do it. Don't make excuses. I don't.


Man... why'd you have to say that man :/ now she'll never show us the video

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36fuckin5 said:
Quote:
Crystal G said:Men have a fear of women who exert control of their sexualities. They know that they wouldn't be able to control or easily manipulate women who are aggressive, dominant, defiant, and refuse to passively cooperate or adhere to stereotypical gender roles. So they use social stigma and social shame and call us "sluts" to try to implant fear and guilt in us, in an effort to control and coerce our behaviors. It is a completely selfish philosophy that stems from the belief that they OWN women.


That is completely made-up feminist bullshit. The reason girls get stigmatized as "sluts" is because women can catch STDs much easier than men. If you can catch them, you can spread them. So people started looking down on women who had a lot of sex (back in the days before condoms) because they usually had syphillis or something.

More proof that we should be living in the woods, hunting and gathering. Then none of this stupid first-world shit would even exist. We'd be too busy worrying about how to eat and keep warm.

I fucking hate feminists and women who fuck a lot "to take control of their sexuality." If you wanna fuck someone, just do it. Don't make excuses. I don't.


i agree, crystal G does have a feminists attitude, its annoying and very prevalent, but its okay, because she is the shroomery sexytime act.

she would be much cooler and i would show her alot more respect if she would stop putting all men into the same boat, and had an even head for change.

but she'll continue living in her false reality, its whatever helps you sleep at night:shrug:

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Anonymous #1]
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"Men have a fear of women who exert control of their sexualities."

Not my man.

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: ohforkiefssake]
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ohforkiefssake said:
"Men have a fear of women who exert control of their sexualities."

Not my man.



that has to be the most blind, arrogant, ignorant, 1sided, annoying, hypocritical, jackass, feminist, immature statement i've heard of in awhile.

men in a monogamous relationship: yes they have fear  (if its fucking another person)
women in a monogamous relationship: yes they have fear  (if its fucking another person)

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
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Since when do I group all men into the same boat? If that was the case, id be a man hater, not a man lover. Maybe I should change my sig to "men WHO have a fear of women who exert their sexualities..." if all men feared women who are slutty, then obviously I would never be able to have a boyfriend, ever, and would be single all my life.

No I don't think all men are rapists either. :lol: as a matter of fact, I'm sure I'm way more rapey than most other men out there.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
No I don't think all men are rapists either. :lol: as a matter of fact, I'm sure I'm way more rapey than most other men out there.



LOL, I'm right there with ya girl!

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
Since when do I group all men into the same boat? If that was the case, id be a man hater, not a man lover. Maybe I should change my sig to "men WHO have a fear of women who exert their sexualities..." if all men feared women who are slutty, then obviously I would never be able to have a boyfriend, ever, and would be single all my life.

No I don't think all men are rapists either. :lol: as a matter of fact, I'm sure I'm way more rapey than most other men out there.



so your taking back your previous statement?

i mean, I KNOW i can go through all your posts and make a nice big whole list of all the feminist, crazy things, putting guys in 1 boat, things you have said.

do you really want me to go do that?

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Anonymous #1]
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If you're that butt hurt about it and have nothing else better to do with your free time, go right ahead. :shrug:

In my signature, I am not referring to men in a monogamous relationship. I am specifically referring to men who "slut shame" and berate women for having healthy sexualities, while openly celebrating the same behavior among men. I am referring to the double standard attitude that is a result of the necessity to facilitate control through oppression of another class.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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:awewtf:

:nono:no you start off with a generalization saying ' men have a fear '


therefore you are putting all of us into one boat.:facepalm:

i dont see any reference in there stating you are talking specifically to a group of hypocritical men. or else you would of started it off differently

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I put in that signature after several posts by gman and other posters who were conveying a slut shaming attitude.

Really, we are just arguing about semantics at this point. all id have to do is simply edit "men have a fear" to "men WHO have a fear" and this conversation is finished. It is pretty obvious in my signature though that I was referring to those types of men, since many men out there celebrate female hypersexuality.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
I put in that signature after several posts by gman and other posters who were conveying a slut shaming attitude.

Really, we are just arguing about semantics at this point. all id have to do is simply edit "men have a fear" to "men WHO have a fear" and this conversation is finished. It is pretty obvious in my signature though that I was referring to those types of men, since many men out there celebrate female hypersexuality.


raging at men through feminist words is typical actions of a feminist.

if i said 'kill each-other'  instead of  'love each-other' i would be crazy.I think your just afraid to admit you have a too much pride in woman sexuality, and if you dont get your way in a relationship you tend to categorize men into the same boat. and apparently (according to you) it doesn't matter what you write in your sig (although its sort of like a biography for you) so your just contradicting yourself, in a way


you most likely wont fix your sig, because YOU ARE A FEMINIST. anyways,.. video?:morningtoke:

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Anonymous #1]
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People make generalizations all the time. Men generally conclude that women are all or mostly crazy, have their sayings like bitches be crazy or the funny posters about forget women get money and so on. You see generalizations about women all the time on this forum. And then you see generalizations about men, like the feminist quips.

It's probably just because most relationships generally go south eventually, and since most men only date women, that means they only have relationship/sexual experiences with women and most of them don't turn out for the best. And then most women only have relationship/sexual experiences with men, and most of them don't turn out for the best. So then we get from both sides generalizations. I'm pretty convinced that if everyone was bisexual and had lots of experiences with both genders, then we probably wouldn't have frequent generalizations about men or women, since most people would realize that humans are just funky ha.

When people are butthurt over a recent bad experience, out come the generalizations and quips. But I think most humans are wise enough to understand this. It has more to do with crazy human emotional processing and venting than srs biznis. So I just take most things with a grain of salt. Even when I see some guy ranting about how all women are lying, manipulative psychos, I just figure some bitch curbstomped his emotions and he just needs to vent the poison out. Aint nothin but a thang. And such.

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
Crystal G said:
I put in that signature after several posts by gman and other posters who were conveying a slut shaming attitude.

Really, we are just arguing about semantics at this point. all id have to do is simply edit "men have a fear" to "men WHO have a fear" and this conversation is finished. It is pretty obvious in my signature though that I was referring to those types of men, since many men out there celebrate female hypersexuality.


raging at men through feminist words is typical actions of a feminist.

if i said 'kill each-other'  instead of  'love each-other' i would be crazy.I think your just afraid to admit you have a too much pride in woman sexuality, and if you dont get your way in a relationship you tend to categorize men into the same boat. and apparently (according to you) it doesn't matter what you write in your sig (although its sort of like a biography for you) so your just contradicting yourself, in a way


you most likely wont fix your sig, because YOU ARE A FEMINIST. anyways,.. video?:morningtoke:


What's your point? Men who rage at feminists and blame feminists for all their problems are simply well versed masculinist obsessives with a chip on their shoulder.

In case you hadn't noticed, I fixed my sig long before you posted your response. But guys with chips on their shoulders usually don't care for accuracy.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Wallflower]
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Wallflower said:
People make generalizations all the time. Men generally conclude that women are all or mostly crazy, have their sayings like bitches be crazy or the funny posters about forget women get money and so on. You see generalizations about women all the time on this forum. And then you see generalizations about men, like the feminist quips.

It's probably just because most relationships generally go south eventually, and since most men only date women, that means they only have relationship/sexual experiences with women and most of them don't turn out for the best. And then most women only have relationship/sexual experiences with men, and most of them don't turn out for the best. So then we get from both sides generalizations. I'm pretty convinced that if everyone was bisexual and had lots of experiences with both genders, then we probably wouldn't have frequent generalizations about men or women, since most people would realize that humans are just funky ha.

When people are butthurt over a recent bad experience, out come the generalizations and quips. But I think most humans are wise enough to understand this. It has more to do with crazy human emotional processing and venting than srs biznis. So I just take most things with a grain of salt. Even when I see some guy ranting about how all women are lying, manipulative psychos, I just figure some bitch curbstomped his emotions and he just needs to vent the poison out. Aint nothin but a thang. And such.


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i agree, i make generalizations all the time. Crystal G, learn from this, see how this person attacked the troll?

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I wasn't trying to attack anybody. >.>

I just think most humans go through emotions that suck from situations that suck and then say silly things because well humans are silly and we all just gotta sit back and be chill sometimes and know that we're all pretty much in the same boat and it's all good.

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Wallflower]
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Wallflower said:
I wasn't trying to attack anybody. >.>

I just think most humans go through emotions that suck from situations that suck and then say silly things because well humans are silly and we all just gotta sit back and be chill sometimes and know that we're all pretty much in the same boat and it's all good.


dude :facepalm:  just go with it

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I get where you're coming from, but I believe that anger is a secondary emotion, and it usually stems from fear or hurt. Thus I believe it is damn near impossible to change someone's view by simply engaging in heated argument. I find it's more effective and better for all involved to address the underlying primary emotions in a laid back way. So it was just important to me to note that I was not trying to attack her. Just generally discussing the issue that is prevalent in both genders in a mellow fashion. I genuinely doubt she ever wanted to offend any guys, just like I genuinely doubt most of the guys who say that all women are insane bitches truly believe that and aren't just processing some bad experiences they've had with women. Humans just get bent a little sometimes when they feel threatened or otherwise upset. :shrug:

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Wallflower]
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I think anon #1 has no ground to call out crystal and nit pick while hiding behind the anon function. You want to have a real back and forth adult conversation then act like one and stop hiding #1.

:cheer:

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im anon 1. not hiding at all, and as you can see, you asked, so i walked :lol:

something crystal g should do more often :lol:


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
I put in that signature after several posts by gman and other posters who were conveying a slut shaming attitude.

Really, we are just arguing about semantics at this point. all id have to do is simply edit "men have a fear" to "men WHO have a fear" and this conversation is finished. It is pretty obvious in my signature though that I was referring to those types of men, since many men out there celebrate female hypersexuality.


All I ever said was that "slut shaming attitudes" are around for a reason, women get pregnant, men do not.

Men don't like women they are having sex with to have other partners, if she gets pregnant (before DNA testing), they would not know if it was their child.

So men do have "fear" when it comes to women having loose sexual practices, they fear not passing on their seed, they fear another man getting the woman pregnant, and they may even fear a STD.

So yes, men do like to control women and their sexual behavior, it only makes sense, is this a double standard? Yes it is. Men that have sex with many different women are respected by both men and women. Women that have sex with many different men are not respected, and never will.

So go head and live in a feminism fantasy world, that fact of matter is women will never be respected for living a "slutty" lifestyle, and men that do the same behavior will be worshiped as "studs". It's just the the way it is, and will always be.

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: qman]
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qman said:
Crystal G said:
I put in that signature after several posts by gman and other posters who were conveying a slut shaming attitude.

Really, we are just arguing about semantics at this point. all id have to do is simply edit "men have a fear" to "men WHO have a fear" and this conversation is finished. It is pretty obvious in my signature though that I was referring to those types of men, since many men out there celebrate female hypersexuality.


All I ever said was that "slut shaming attitudes" are around for a reason, women get pregnant, men do not.

Men don't like women they are having sex with to have other partners, if she gets pregnant (before DNA testing), they would not know if it was their child.

So men do have "fear" when it comes to women having loose sexual practices, they fear not passing on their seed, they fear another man getting the woman pregnant, and they may even fear a STD.

So yes, men do like to control women and their sexual behavior, it only makes sense, is this a double standard? Yes it is. Men that have sex with many different women are respected by both men and women. Women that have sex with many different men are not respected, and never will.

So go head and live in a feminism fantasy world, that fact of matter is women will never be respected for living a "slutty" lifestyle, and men that do the same behavior will be worshiped as "studs". It's just the the way it is, and will always be.


And that, is precisely why I put that in my signature. Yes, you already explained your stupid reasons for believing your hock of shit. Did you forget my response or something? :rolleyes:

Nevermind the fact that your reasoning is based on faulty logic and old world standards that no longer apply.

Consider why female hypersexuality is good for nature. For starters, it promotes evolutionary diversity for a woman to have multiple partners. When a woman has multiple semen samples inside of her, only the strongest and fastest and healthiest sperm will win out and create the best baby.

Then, consider the fact that those with the strongest, healthiest genes will be "alpha" guys (guys you want to make babies with), while those with more nurturing qualities will be beta guys (guys you want to raise your kids).

And then, consider the fact that most men are usually too tired to continue sex after orgasm. Most women take longer to orgasm than men. Therefore, it makes sense for the man with the best genes to inseminate her, while another man sexually pleases her to climax, thus inducing orgasm and increasing chance of pregnancy.

If you see no benefit in female hypersexuality for society, you are blind and are likely a control freak who acts only on selfish reasons. Which is exemplified in my signature exactly as I said. :smirk:


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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whoaaaaaaa guys enough of the feminist bull shit you know we all want nudes!

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Crystal G said:
qman said:
Crystal G said:
I put in that signature after several posts by gman and other posters who were conveying a slut shaming attitude.

Really, we are just arguing about semantics at this point. all id have to do is simply edit "men have a fear" to "men WHO have a fear" and this conversation is finished. It is pretty obvious in my signature though that I was referring to those types of men, since many men out there celebrate female hypersexuality.


All I ever said was that "slut shaming attitudes" are around for a reason, women get pregnant, men do not.

Men don't like women they are having sex with to have other partners, if she gets pregnant (before DNA testing), they would not know if it was their child.

So men do have "fear" when it comes to women having loose sexual practices, they fear not passing on their seed, they fear another man getting the woman pregnant, and they may even fear a STD.

So yes, men do like to control women and their sexual behavior, it only makes sense, is this a double standard? Yes it is. Men that have sex with many different women are respected by both men and women. Women that have sex with many different men are not respected, and never will.

So go head and live in a feminism fantasy world, that fact of matter is women will never be respected for living a "slutty" lifestyle, and men that do the same behavior will be worshiped as "studs". It's just the the way it is, and will always be.


And that, is precisely why I put that in my signature. Yes, you already explained your stupid reasons for believing your hock of shit. Did you forget my response or something? :rolleyes:

Nevermind the fact that your reasoning is based on faulty logic and old world standards that no longer apply.

Consider why female hypersexuality is good for nature. For starters, it promotes evolutionary diversity for a woman to have multiple partners. When a woman has multiple semen samples inside of her, only the strongest and fastest and healthiest sperm will win out and create the best baby.

Then, consider the fact that those with the strongest, healthiest genes will be "alpha" guys (guys you want to make babies with), while those with more nurturing qualities will be beta guys (guys you want to raise your kids).

And then, consider the fact that most men are usually too tired to continue sex after orgasm. Most women take longer to orgasm than men. Therefore, it makes sense for the man with the best genes to inseminate her, while another man sexually pleases her to climax, thus inducing orgasm and increasing chance of pregnancy.

If you see no benefit in female hypersexuality for society, you are blind and are likely a control freak who acts only on selfish reasons. Which is exemplified in my signature exactly as I said. :smirk:




are you fucking kidding me? you think that is beneficial to society? your whole response is a blind and arrogant statement. if being a slut is what helps you sleep at night, and if you want multiple guys cumming inside of you at the same time, then do it up.

i just brought this up to my sister, she said your just wierd


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: itchmynipple]
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These are not my reasons for being slutty. I do not desire children and could care less whose sperm is great as long as it feels good. I am simply using his own reasoning to illustrate why its not simply male hypersexuality that is beneficial to society, but female hypersexuality is as well. Human beings were not meant to be monogamous, and to claim that only one sex is is being blind to the facts.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Well.... If you don't believe in monogamy, do you believe in love? Love is worth much more than sex, it sounds like you're simply a slut that does not believe in love. (pardon me, i don't like calling women sluts)

Edited by 5is (07/18/12 04:57 PM)

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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U_u i thought the shroomery was suppose to be full of understanding people! There's no need to call her a slut, she has every right to sleep with, or do what ever with anyone she choices. Come on guys, stop judging.

And im pretty sure she's just with one guy currently :2cents:

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: ninja69]
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45 new posts and still no video

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Beefy1]
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Beefy1 said:
45 new posts and still no video

:thumbdown:



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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
These are not my reasons for being slutty. I do not desire children and could care less whose sperm is great as long as it feels good. I am simply using his own reasoning to illustrate why its not simply male hypersexuality that is beneficial to society, but female hypersexuality is as well. Human beings were not meant to be monogamous, and to claim that only one sex is is being blind to the facts.


humans aren't made to be specifically anything--individuality, morals, character, you have your own brain to think don't you?

you must accept that you are a proud slut, a feminist, with an attitude against what people accept and want as normal. i know how you feel, you feel like your 'awakened' and different then other people, a step above because in your head, your 'awakened' and see the light. but the truth it, its your light, not everyone elses, not his, not hers, not mine

regardless, one day you most likely will change your attitude and mind on the whole subject and will want to settle down with one person, and not share him nor your vagina with anyone else. or not, but most likely :shrug:


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: 5is] * 1
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5is said:
do you believe in love?




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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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5is said:
Well.... If you don't believe in monogamy, do you believe in love? Love is worth much more than sex, it sounds like you're simply a slut that does not believe in love. (pardon me, i don't like calling women sluts)


:thumbup:

Quote:
Crystal G's Sig says:Thus, me taking control of my sexuality is my big way of saying "FUCK YOU" to the institution, and another "FUCK YOU" to the patriarchy!    .


:nono:
admit you are a feminist,.. or post a video-and ill be your best friend.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: itchmynipple]
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HAS CRYSTAL G POSTED THE VIDEO YET

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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:sad: See, this is all a bunch of raging over nothing. Guys aren't all a bunch of judgmental control freaks like the signature used to imply, and there is nothing bad about some women enjoying exploring their sexuality a lot. You have both been wrong. And you are both just reacting in anger because you both felt threatened. Both of you are cool people in the ways that really matter, and you both know all of this. It's okay.

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Wallflower]
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No, I'm not wrong, and I enjoy picking on Crystal G. she deserves it because she didn't post a video yet, so on with the name calling :hahyeahwoo:


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: ninja69]
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ninja69 said:
U_u i thought the shroomery was suppose to be full of understanding people! There's no need to call her a slut, she has every right to sleep with, or do what ever with anyone she choices. Come on guys, stop judging.

And im pretty sure she's just with one guy currently :2cents:

Ninja


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous said:
HAS CRYSTAL G POSTED THE VIDEO YET


does she have to? shit get over it.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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C'mon Crystal G how long does it take for your boyfriend to come on your face?

I was hoping he did it like five times a day.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: 28064212]
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Seanfu said:
Anonymous said:
HAS CRYSTAL G POSTED THE VIDEO YET


does she have to? shit get over it.



:whatwhatwhat: way to be that guy, im talking to you seanfu


28064212 said:
C'mon Crystal G how long does it take for your boyfriend to come on your face?

I was hoping he did it like five times a day.


i know  :baseballfuck:


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: itchmynipple]
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itchmynipple said:
Seanfu said:
Anonymous said:
HAS CRYSTAL G POSTED THE VIDEO YET


does she have to? shit get over it.



:whatwhatwhat: way to be that guy, im talking to you seanfu


28064212 said:
C'mon Crystal G how long does it take for your boyfriend to come on your face?

I was hoping he did it like five times a day.


i know  :baseballfuck:


You have to have a really lame ass sex life to give Crystal G that much control over you....

Here you are......waiting..... and waiting....... and taunting because your dick is too sad to get wet.......:lolsy:  :whacker:


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Seanfu]
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my sex life isn't lame at all, actually it keeps getting better :prettyflyforawhiteguy:


but its not every day you run into a slutty feminist, even if it is on the web.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: itchmynipple]
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itchmynipple said:
my sex life isn't lame at all, actually it keeps getting better :prettyflyforawhiteguy:


but its not every day you run into a slutty feminist, even if it is on the web.


I date a feminist who is gentle, adorable, and incredibly intelligent. We do crazy rough shit youve never seen before.

Move on panz


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Seanfu]
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define dirty, i think my bitch in my hockey jersey with her underwear on is sexier and dirtier then getting pissed on, so are we on the same page? 
:hahyeahwoo:


hahah, you dont even exaggerate which is the beginning of making up a story, you somehow just make up the story.

thats making rumors on a whole nother level


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: itchmynipple]
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18 year old virgin trolls need to chill the fuck out and enjoy the fact that you get a free show whatsoever from a girl you could never fuck.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Seanfu]
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Seanfu said:
18 year old virgin trolls need to chill the fuck out and enjoy the fact that you get a free show whatsoever from a girl you could never fuck.



clearly you've not been paying attention to crystal g


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Seanfu said:
18 year old virgin trolls need to chill the fuck out and enjoy the fact that you get a free show whatsoever from a girl you could never fuck.



clearly you've not been paying attention to crystal g


:lolsy: you got me


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Seanfu]
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:minigun::realpacman:

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Dr.GREEN-THUMB]
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Is your boy Bi?


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Seanfu]
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Seanfu said:
18 year old virgin trolls need to chill the fuck out and enjoy the fact that you get a free show whatsoever from a girl you could never fuck.


Lol never fuck, she fucks everything on sight, she goes from chubby nerd, to 'ripped marines' apparently.

i meet a crystal G every weekend, just not with a feminist attitude, its more like, oh yeah i want you to degrade my vagina, i mean i guess thats the same as crystal G.

anyways, post pictures if you get naughty, or else your a troll, im down to post pics, atleast a recent one.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: itchmynipple]
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itchmynipple said:
Seanfu said:
18 year old virgin trolls need to chill the fuck out and enjoy the fact that you get a free show whatsoever from a girl you could never fuck.


Lol never fuck, she fucks everything on sight, she goes from chubby nerd, to 'ripped marines' apparently.

i meet a crystal G every weekend, just not with a feminist attitude, its more like, oh yeah i want you to degrade my vagina, i mean i guess thats the same as crystal G.

anyways, post pictures if you get naughty, or else your a troll, im down to post pics, atleast a recent one.


Its totally worth the bitch having a brain. Thats why shes crazy. The more intelligent the girl the better. My girls a really intelligent feminist and I dont regret the fact that we can talk our problems out. If we get bored fucking we can do anal, or rape play, or pegging I dont give a shit. We do it all. If we get bored with all that we can have a conversations for hours.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Seanfu]
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Eight pages of this without tits and i seem to be the only one with a valid question.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Seanfu]
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Seanfu said:
itchmynipple said:
Seanfu said:
18 year old virgin trolls need to chill the fuck out and enjoy the fact that you get a free show whatsoever from a girl you could never fuck.


Lol never fuck, she fucks everything on sight, she goes from chubby nerd, to 'ripped marines' apparently.

i meet a crystal G every weekend, just not with a feminist attitude, its more like, oh yeah i want you to degrade my vagina, i mean i guess thats the same as crystal G.

anyways, post pictures if you get naughty, or else your a troll, im down to post pics, atleast a recent one.


Its totally worth the bitch having a brain. Thats why shes crazy. The more intelligent the girl the better. My girls a really intelligent feminist and I dont regret the fact that we can talk our problems out. If we get bored fucking we can do anal, or rape play, or pegging I dont give a shit. We do it all. If we get bored with all that we can have a conversations for hours.


intelligent and feminist in the same sentence?:huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: daz01]
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Actually, feminist discourse is just as difficult as philosophy or political theory. You probably wouldn't even understand any of judith butlers advanced works. :lol:


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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I find it kinda funny. The people, by raging at her, are almost confirming her signature.

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Shroomerited]
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Shroomerited said:
I find it kinda funny. The people, by raging at her, are almost confirming her signature.


:thumbup:

What he said

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Dr.GREEN-THUMB]
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So.... last night, he made me squirt with his dick... and I came allllll over his dick. :naughty: That was my 1st time squirting with penis, so I simply had to share!


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Lol without a video?
Why not just record one with out your face on it?? =]

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
Actually, feminist discourse is just as difficult as philosophy or political theory. You probably wouldn't even understand any of judith butlers advanced works. :lol:



:ancientaliens::rofl2:


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Crystal G said:
So.... last night, he made me squirt with his dick... and I came allllll over his dick. :naughty: That was my 1st time squirting with penis, so I simply had to share!


This makes for a very happy dick.



Anonymous said:
Lol without a video?
Why not just record one with out your face on it?? =]


This would make me a very happy dick

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: daz01]
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daz01 said:
Crystal G said:
Actually, feminist discourse is just as difficult as philosophy or political theory. You probably wouldn't even understand any of judith butlers advanced works. :lol:



:ancientaliens::rofl2:


Judith Butler and Simone de Beauvoire's works are actually taught in philosophy and political theory on the post-graduate level. Feminist academia is mostly political philosophy.


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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can we just have the video :singletear:

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: 5is]
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everyone asking is a fucking retard, she clearly asked for an editing program to blur faces and then she would :dumbass:

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Ghostwriter]
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:whathesaid: or just retarded in general ....


EDIT: Im not saying i wouldnt love to see the vid, but harassing a female over the internet to show you some porn .... SMH


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Edited by ninja69 (07/23/12 03:05 AM)

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
So.... last night, he made me squirt with his dick... and I came allllll over his dick. :naughty: That was my 1st time squirting with penis, so I simply had to share!


thanks for sharing. You ever had water drip down your leg? post a photo




































































whaaaaaaaaat! Everyone else in this thread is oggling the hell out of her ideas pushing for more. Why can't I? FUck it........... as long as she's posting it......... might as well make a suggestion  :crazy:  :justdontknow:


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: imachavel]
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:waits:


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this song just reminds me of crystal g, id love to see her strip and do her thang bumping this

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: basqueshaman]
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well if you all want to see it, I suggest you start looking for a cheap/free program for editing videos that you can blur faces with or something along those lines...

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: basqueshaman]
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basqueshaman said:

this song just reminds me of crystal g, id love to see her strip and do her thang bumping this


.... I think im in love with this song bahahaha oh wait whats the name x)


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: Crystal G]
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this shit was all right...id fuck you but that's not saying much


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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: ninja69]
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ninja69 said:
basqueshaman said:

this song just reminds me of crystal g, id love to see her strip and do her thang bumping this


.... I think im in love with this song bahahaha oh wait whats the name x)


freak bitch by boondox

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: ninja69]
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ninja69 said:
:whathesaid: or just retarded in general ....


EDIT: Im not saying i wouldnt love to see the vid, but harassing a female over the internet to show you some porn .... SMH


There's just not enough porn on the internet. I've seen it all, so now we need a new vid.


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A punk rock song won't ever change the world, but I can tell you about a couple that changed me.

bodhisatta said:
i recommend common sense and figuring it out.

These are the TEKs I use. They're all as cheap and easy as possible, just like your mom.

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Re: My 1st Squirting and Female Ejaculation Experience [Re: 36fuckin5]
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36fuckin5 said:
ninja69 said:
:whathesaid: or just retarded in general ....


EDIT: Im not saying i wouldnt love to see the vid, but harassing a female over the internet to show you some porn .... SMH


There's just not enough porn on the internet. I've seen it all, so now we need a new vid.


Shut the fuck up - Efukt.com


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