bangpowboomers said:

Actually are you fucking one of the hosts of MythBusters?

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bangpowboomers said:

I thought this chick only banged badass bisexual marines who were fucking diesel.  That dudes normal as hell doesnt look to diesel either. Actually are you fucking one of the hosts of MythBusters?

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Actually he was originally my best friend before we started banging. He ended up surprising me a lot when we finally hooked up by blowing me away in bed. And then ended up fulfilling me sexually (which is something that's REALLY hard for any guy to do btw, I'm constantly lurking around for more dick when I'm not fulfilled), so we started dating.

Sex skills are way, wayyyyy more important than roided out mucles in my book.

Actually he's one of the smartest guys I've ever dated. He is currently an intern for NASA. I have a huge thing for nerds now. Smart guys are way more receptive in bed.

Anonymous said:

hahahaha yeah

which one is it?  marines? or fat chubby WOW player?



come on crystal G,

which one is it?

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Hahhahahahahahhahahaa

I get what you're saying. I really really do. But really, all my most serious boyfriends have been with somebody who wasn't at all like the typical guy I dated. Buff guidos and military guys are fun to fool around with, but underneath the surface they are boring as sin and dumb as rocks. Plus, my BFF is not really like a typical nerd. He is super assertive and dominant and an "alpha" type towards other men, and then likes when I make him my bitch. also, he's actually really hot for a nerd. Really cute face.

Also he has a very masculine smell, which I enjoy after he has worked out and sweated loads. Actually he smells almost identical to that one super buff latino marine I was dating with all the tattoos. Really surprised me smelling him for the 1st time, hey!

bangpowboomers said:

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2.TYPE IN FREE ASIAN PORN
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4.ENJOY/MASTURBATE TO HEARTS DESIRE

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Crystal G said:

I said I will post the video once I can figure out a way to edit my face out. I need to download a lot of video editing software too, cause it needs to be resized. The video clip is HUGE.

Really, what will most likely happen is, I will forget about it for a long time (no internet connection here, been browsing on my phone), and then 1 day out of the blue when I can't sleep ill rememeber and post it.

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i dont understand, you post pictures with face, but will not post video with face.

Anonymous said:

Crystal G said:

I said I will post the video once I can figure out a way to edit my face out. I need to download a lot of video editing software too, cause it needs to be resized. The video clip is HUGE.

Really, what will most likely happen is, I will forget about it for a long time (no internet connection here, been browsing on my phone), and then 1 day out of the blue when I can't sleep ill rememeber and post it.

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i dont understand, you post pictures with face, but will not post video with face.

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Crystal G said:

Anonymous said:

Crystal G said:

I said I will post the video once I can figure out a way to edit my face out. I need to download a lot of video editing software too, cause it needs to be resized. The video clip is HUGE.

Really, what will most likely happen is, I will forget about it for a long time (no internet connection here, been browsing on my phone), and then 1 day out of the blue when I can't sleep ill rememeber and post it.

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i dont understand, you post pictures with face, but will not post video with face.

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Every sex picture with my face in it I've ever posted is low resolution enough that it could pass for somebody else. Every real picture I've posted of my face, I'm not doing anything sexual in them. They're just pictures I would post on Facebook. So I don't give a fuck if somebody else finds pictures of me, big whoop dee freaking deal. Posting a video is a lot different because not only is your face in it, your voice is also in it. Your identity is a complete dead giveawaay.

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