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Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup"
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Ingredients: corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, natural and artificial flavors, salt, caramel color.

:facepalm:


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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
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THANK GOD!! finaly some non-pansy ass "all natural" product. thank you smuckers! tell the "natural" world to sit on your corn cobs. 

with a name like Schmuckers its got to be good!

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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: funegi]
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funegi said:
tell the "natural" world to sit on your corn cobs. 



:lolsy:


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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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The omelet is glorious, but they seriously fucked up the breakfast sausages. I didn't even know that was possible.

Hotel breakfasts for the facepalm in general.  :goodmorning:


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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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soft kill weapons


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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: Mello Kitty]
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maple syrup :drooling:

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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: senorcafe]
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senorcafe said:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "maple" syrup :drooling:



Fix'd


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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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Thos High Fructose faggots want to change the name to "Corn Sugar". Already saw a commercial for it.

"Sugar is Sugar"

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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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BlindSophist said:
senorcafe said:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "maple" syrup :drooling:



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hahaha:lolz0rz:

so true :P


and yea. fructose is exactly the same as sucrose and glucose,:facepalm3:

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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: senorcafe]
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Yeah, it honestly is just a non-traditional refinement of sugar. Calling it "corn sugar" wouldn't be unfair at all. If you think one sugar poses significant health benefits over another sugar, you're wrong. All sugar will give you diabetes. High fructose corn syrup is just easy for us because we farm so goddamn much corn in this country. If it was beets we'd have "high fructose beet syrup" and everybody would bitch about beet sugar as if it was some kind of crime against nature, too.

My beef with this crap isn't really so much the fact that it's got corn syrup in it, it's the fact that it's maple-flavored syrup. I also prefer butter to margarine, mayonnaise to low-fat "mayonnaise".


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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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i no longer purchase foods with hfc. its bad.

im hungover lololololl,olo

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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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BlindSophist said:
My beef with this crap isn't really so much the fact that it's got corn syrup in it, it's the fact that it's maple-flavored syrup. I also prefer butter to margarine, mayonnaise to low-fat "mayonnaise".


i hear you on that

but to be honest, fructose, sucrose, glucose, and other sugars do effect your body differently. insulin only carries glucose to cells, so we need enzymes to break down the disacharides.

its like (or at keast the best example off the top of my head atm) meth amphetimen and amphetime, methamphetimine is amphetimine with a methly group, has similar effects (diabetes) as amphetime but is mostly a different drug..................

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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: senorcafe]
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senorcafe said:
but to be honest, fructose, sucrose, glucose, and other sugars do effect your body differently. insulin only carries glucose to cells, so we need enzymes to break down the disacharides.


Interesting. I'm honestly not clear on the biochemistry of sugar metabolism (very early in my bio education so far), so thanks for enlightening me about all that. :cheers:


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Edited by Sophistic Radiance (06/30/12 11:43 AM)

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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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:toast:

hahaha yea organic chem major... when i saw that comercial i got down to a super investigation

"your body cant tell the difference"
:spank:



im not worried about the corn sugar, its the artificial flavors:oldman:

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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: senorcafe] * 1
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Yeah foreal. "We cooked this shit up in the lab, we don't know what it does and we won't tell you what it is, but it tastes kinda like maple dunnit?"


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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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BlindSophist said:
Ingredients: corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, natural and artificial flavors, salt, caramel color.

:facepalm:


YES! it's shit.  So is everything from Smuckers.


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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: senorcafe]
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I was just reading a paper by a doctor that said all the 'You can't believe it isn't butter' and 'Light Syrup' and 'Calorie Free This' and 'Fat Free That' are the worst things you can put in your body.

The reason?  The human body has evolved over hundreds of thousands of years so that it needs the natural fats of animals and ingredients of plants to process vitamins and minerals, and to stay healthy.

Lot's of the substitute fake shit is hard on the body because the body isn't designed to process it.


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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: starfire_xes]
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starfire_xes said:
I was just reading a paper by a doctor that said all the 'You can't believe it isn't butter' and 'Light Syrup' and 'Calorie Free This' and 'Fat Free That' are the worst things you can put in your body.

The reason?  The human body has evolved over hundreds of thousands of years so that it needs the natural fats of animals and ingredients of plants to process vitamins and minerals, and to stay healthy.

Lot's of the substitute fake shit is hard on the body because the body isn't designed to process it.


Yup... the bad part is that people will call you a hippie for talking this way, but millions of years of evolution don't fucking lie. I try to keep a relatively simple diet, not necessarily a "low-fat" or "low-calorie" diet, and I'm very healthy. There is a severe difference in how fucked you are if you eat twinkies all day vs. if you eat home-cooked pie all day.


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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: timelapses]
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timelapses said:
BlindSophist said:
Ingredients: corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, natural and artificial flavors, salt, caramel color.

:facepalm:


YES! it's shit.  So is everything from Smuckers.


with a name like smuckers, it has to be good!


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Re: Smuckers "Breakfast Syrup" [Re: thizzlemaniac]
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Schmuckers. Thanks Funegi. :ilold:


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