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Jake1715

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Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

#16202141 - 05/08/12 09:43 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Alright so I've been hearing a lot about this lately. Based on reports from various places and what not, it sounds like if you put toothpaste on your nipples you can get pretty damn high.

BUT, it's also on "Know your meme," which raises doubts.

Has anyone tried this? If you did, did you get high as all hell? Or did you just end up looking like an idiot?

I'm trying it right now believe it or not.. I'm 98% certain I'm just going to have cold minty nipples and feel pretty stupid here in a bit, but hey what the hell not right?

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#16202148 - 05/08/12 09:44 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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LySergic D
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

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#16202155 - 05/08/12 09:45 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah.
It gets you high for dayz.

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: Does]
#16202157 - 05/08/12 09:45 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

:huxleyfacepalm:

You're not going to get high.

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blackhawk
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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

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#16202159 - 05/08/12 09:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I heard from a friend it kicks in 45 minutes. You're in one hell of a ride my friend

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#16202162 - 05/08/12 09:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

You got to rub it in though. It wont work unless you rub it in for 45 minutes.

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

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#16202170 - 05/08/12 09:47 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

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#16202173 - 05/08/12 09:47 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Of course. Rub a little bit of crest pro-whitening on those bad boys and you'll be :trippnballs:

:trippnballs:

in no time.

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: Jake1715]
#16202189 - 05/08/12 09:50 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Yes toothpaste titties are all the rage right now, get some.

Also, delete system 32 for increased PC performance.

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

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#16202198 - 05/08/12 09:52 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

It works better if you do it rectally I hear.

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

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#16202205 - 05/08/12 09:53 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

blackhawk said:

I heard from a friend it kicks in 45 minutes. You're in one hell of a ride my friend

yes you didn't know a pin point of tooth paste these days sells for $25 for a dot? You just get a tube for a few dollars because you are buying in economy size, make no mistake there is a calcium ion that is changed in ph balance and creates calciu car hy dieth aldacyde, it's an interesting chemical exchange. Your nipple sends it to directly to the brain, enzymes in your mouth deactivate the chemical process, brushing your teeth will never work

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I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

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#16202213 - 05/08/12 09:55 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Cj-B said:

Of course. Rub a little bit of crest pro-whitening on those bad boys and you'll be in no time.

"Trippin' tits" I believe.

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

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#16202218 - 05/08/12 09:56 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

reeferaddict69 said:

It works better if you do it rectally I hear.

Don't forget to brush the rim for extra absorption.

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#16202227 - 05/08/12 09:57 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

blankk said:

reeferaddict69 said:

It works better if you do it rectally I hear.

Don't forget to brush the rim for extra absorption.

You'll trip your ass off. :awesomenod:

:awesomenod:

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

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#16202229 - 05/08/12 09:57 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

reeferaddict69 said:

It works better if you do it rectally I hear.

If used rectally, use half the dose of toothpaste.
The chronic of toothpaste is Colegate. A tube is a regular does.
Jam nozzle up ass, squeeze tube and :trippnballs:

:trippnballs:

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

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#16202251 - 05/08/12 10:00 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

That sounds pleasurable.

Does that make me gay?

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

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#16202271 - 05/08/12 10:04 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

:itwasgoodforme:

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

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#16202323 - 05/08/12 10:14 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Doc_T said:

Cj-B said:

Of course. Rub a little bit of crest pro-whitening on those bad boys and you'll be in no time.

"Trippin' tits" I believe.

:loldongs:

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#16204338 - 05/09/12 11:21 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Of course it's real! http://toothpastenipple.com

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Re: Sooo... Toothpaste.. On the nipples..

[Re: Jake1715]
#16204396 - 05/09/12 11:36 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

14 year olds will try anything to get high.

Tooth paste on your nipples. That's just classic.

:banhammer:

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