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Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories
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I bleached hair way too long today, and it came out practically blonde. Tomorrow I'm taking my senior graduation photo. Oh, did I mention I'm Asian? FML. :lol:

Edit: Oh yea, for the "flow" of the thread, please add "FML" to the end of your story, like I did.


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Edited by Crystal G (04/11/12 12:46 AM)

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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: Crystal G] * 4
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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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Bodhi of Ankou said:



:laugh2:

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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: Crystal G]
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i lost 200mg of ketamine at a club on the weekend when the bumper vial unscrewed itself in my pocket :foreveralone:


it was lame because, i decided not to snort anymore. but then at like 3am, i was like nah fuck it im going to go snort more. i reach into my pocket and can feel all powdery shit.... and im like oh no....then i feel the vial is opened, pull it out and theres like just residue around the outside. :foreveralone: there was k powder all through my phone and shit. i still haven't got the crap completely out of my phone


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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: Dosile Kouki] * 5
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I decided to go commando one day and ended up getting my libia stuck in my zipper.

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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: Dosile Kouki] * 7
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I'm 24 with no direction in life or any real idea what I wanna do. I also have no weed.


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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: DeathSpider]
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DeathSpider said:
I decided to go commando one day and ended up getting my libia stuck in my zipper.



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :psycrankey:


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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: Frost] * 1
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I almost died of starvation today but luckily I happened on some edible garbage. Oh and my shoes finally fell apart completely so I'm barefoot now. At least I have a nice bridge to sleep under.

Oh wait nvm, I live in America and my life is amazing as shit and I shouldn't be complaining about it at all


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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: propensity] * 1
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propensity said:
I almost died of starvation today but luckily I happened on some edible garbage. Oh and my shoes finally fell apart completely so I'm barefoot now. At least I have a nice bridge to sleep under.

Oh wait nvm, I live in America and my life is amazing as shit and I shouldn't be complaining about it at all


This is a place to post funny FML stories about trivial issues. It is not really a place to post "real" FML stories about war, rape, domestic violence, homelessness, and stuff like that. Capiche? :strokebeard:


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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: propensity] * 2
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propensity said:
I live in America



You have my sincerest condolences

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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: Crystal G] * 5
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Isn't your whole life a FML story?


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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: DeathSpider]
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:uh: is that possible?!? i don't even.... oh lawd. that reminds me of that movie " theres something about mary "


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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
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HeadTripVertigo said:
Isn't your whole life a FML story?



Yea and no, I've been extremely lucky and unlucky both paradoxically at the same time :rofl:


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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: Dosile Kouki]
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Dosile Kouki said:
:uh: is that possible?!? i don't even.... oh lawd. that reminds me of that movie " theres something about mary "


Yup. Look how tight some women's jeans are...

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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: Crystal G] * 2
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Crystal G said:
HeadTripVertigo said:
Isn't your whole life a FML story?



Yea and no, I've been extremely lucky and unlucky both paradoxically at the same time :rofl:


That was rhetorical.


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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: HeadTripVertigo] * 1
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no one can beat this

someone stole $60,000 from me while I was in class. Broke into my house and smashed and grabbed, in and out within 5 minutes

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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: plasma]
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how did you get 60k you dr00glawd


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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: Dosile Kouki]
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drugs, straight up

this happened less than a year ago

Edited by plasma (04/11/12 01:30 AM)

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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: Dosile Kouki]
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3 in the morning. Just started summer break. An off duty DEA agent and 2 vets back from Iraq come snag me out of my basement and take me to Mante La Salle national park in Utah. So many FML moments in that year. That night being one of the worst.

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Re: Post Your FML (Fuck My Life) Stories [Re: plasma]
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damn dude! 60k is alot! why didnt you put your money in a safe or something


you must have been doin' big thangs as well to get 60k. thats a shitload of money dude!


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