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Is there any way to prove I only have one account?
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I have a schizophrenic girlfriend who thinks I'm like 3 other accounts who've only been registered for like a year with thousands of posts. Can like an admin or something say that I only have one? I don't even know why I'm doing this, the bitch is completely stupid when it comes to computer so what this proves I don't know.

This is a stupid thread. I hate my life.


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Re: Is there any way to prove I only have one account? [Re: Everlong] * 7
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get a new biotch. that one is broke.


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Re: Is there any way to prove I only have one account? [Re: Everlong] * 17
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Using our sophisticated puppet tracking tools, I see that you have eleven other accounts and have made a total of 714,192 posts over the last six months. In fact, based on statistical analysis, there's a 97% chance that you and I are actually the same person. :smirk:



Shouldn't stick your dick in crazy bro. But yeah you can show her this I guess.

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Re: Is there any way to prove I only have one account? [Re: Ythan] * 3
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all bitches be crazy, yo.


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Re: Is there any way to prove I only have one account? [Re: Ythan] * 1
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Ythan said:
Using our sophisticated puppet tracking tools, I see that you have eleven other accounts and have made a total of 714,192 posts over the last six months. In fact, based on statistical analysis, there's a 97% chance that you and I are actually the same person. :smirk:



Shouldn't stick your dick in crazy bro. But yeah you can show her this I guess.


:lolsy::lmafo:

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Re: Is there any way to prove I only have one account? [Re: istandalone]
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why would it matter if u had 3 shroomery accounts to her, lol
she wants to know everything u say doesn't she?
make SURE she gets every lil bit of gossip she can.

O duuude she gonn eat you alive LOL

she doesn't trust you so questions th bond between you.
Which means the bond is questionable... oooh wee.


They can check your IP adress to see if its got any more accounts.
And this posts sounds pretty sincere though it could be a ruse which would mean you're a highly deceptive bastard that wants to hide stuff from his obviously distrusting girlfriend... haha!


Sounds like u got a monkey on your back, my friend. haha!
mmmmm monkey pussy who been playin with my monkey balls?


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Re: Is there any way to prove I only have one account? [Re: Ythan]
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So my girlfriend doesn't understand internet sarcasm and thinks I have 11 other accounts LOL

time to flush this nasty shit. Wasted about 4 years of my life.

She really believes I have 11 other accounts and whatever number of posts you put up. :facepalm:


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Re: Is there any way to prove I only have one account? [Re: Everlong]
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:rofl:

does she know you're one of the chilluminati?

I think it's time you tell her the truth mang


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Re: Is there any way to prove I only have one account? [Re: Everlong] * 2
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Everlong said:
So my girlfriend doesn't understand internet sarcasm and thinks I have 11 other accounts LOL

time to flush this nasty shit. Wasted about 4 years of my life.

She really believes I have 11 other accounts and whatever number of posts you put up. :facepalm:


So date someone with an IQ higher than their age.

She sounds too stupid for words.

Don't even tell your next GF about the Shroomery.


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

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Re: Is there any way to prove I only have one account? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
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Her IQ and rationality always disappears a week before her period.

She believes me now.

i don't even


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Re: Is there any way to prove I only have one account? [Re: Everlong]
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yet again, WAF delivers


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Re: Is there any way to prove I only have one account? [Re: Taco Chef]
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novumorganum said:
yet again, WAF delivers



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Whoop whoop.
Pull over that ass. Too fat.

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Re: Is there any way to prove I only have one account? [Re: Big L]
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so now you're back togethers again?
haha!
i think the pendulum swung back and she realised she wuz goina  bit off the rails haha!

She's still your woman so i can't call her a crazy ho but thats the kind of shit you see on Dr. Phil...

i guess she must really like you, the poor thing. (You're the poor thing, haha! j/k)


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Re: Is there any way to prove I only have one account? [Re: Biffzilla]
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i took the photos b ut the batteries went flat when i wanted to upload to pc lol. so.. mmmMmm m m m i will upload...

the one jar i thought it got contammed but its on the surface area and it appears to be staining blue from drying out on top of the lc. amazin, really. and yes im sure its bruized mycelium colour i seen it before...

also inside the mycelium you see these tiny brown fragments around which the mycelium clumps but its the sugars that came outta the beer that sedimented to the bottom and is now suspended by clouds of mycelium... im afraid the lc is senescing coz the jars are completely colonized, I mean my honey lc a few years ago never grew this much...

and now for a well deserved nap im so damn tired...
what disease is this i wonder.


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Re: Is there any way to prove I only have one account? [Re: Ythan]
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Ythan said:
this


That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.


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