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I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. * 1
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When I was making a right turn at a 4 way light there was a crackhead about 40 yards ahead of the road I turned on to... about 110 pounds and you can guess his ethnicity. I've seen crack sold there a few times. Anyways my foot got a little heavy going around the turn and I let the tires squeal making a lot of noise. He seriously jumped in the air and did a 180 then fuckin gazed at me with his mouth open like a deer in headlights as I was passing. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.


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Edited by fuel on the fire (03/28/12 07:27 PM)

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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: fuel on the fire] * 2
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:iamderp:


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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: fuel on the fire] * 2
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Must've made you feel like quite a man.


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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: Asante] * 2
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lol I didn't do it to scare him I didn't even notice him till he jumped...

it was some funny shit though


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Edited by fuel on the fire (03/28/12 07:23 PM)

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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: fuel on the fire]
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i don't know why but that made me laugh


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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: boxcarguy07]
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He was probably on his way to the 5 o'clock free crack party


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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: MentalMeltdown]
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he's going to be up til 5am tonight plotting on how to get you back lol.  We'll see whose laughing then!


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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: SpecialEd]
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When 5am rolls around he'll likely be wondering why his girlfriend isn't home yet.

p.s. shitty thing to do

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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: Adden] * 1
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We used to mess with the crack and heroin dealers a few blocks down the street from my friends house in the city.

One dude came up to us while we were walking to another friends house and asked us if we wanted rock. I said, whatcha got, he pulled out some vials and I started lifting up my shirt collar like I was talking into a microphone and said "yeah, looks good, let me get a 40" and visibly took my hat off and turned it around backwards like I was signalling that a buy was going down.

I've never seen someone run so fast before in my life. :lol: Not only was it funny as shit, it kept all those skeevy ass dealers away from that street corner for at least 2 months, which was good because they would always accost hot college students and say inappropriate shit to them, start fights over territory and sling rock and H out in the open.


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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: WakeboardrB]
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MFW he throws a baggie in the air and runs


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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: Asante]
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
Must've made you feel like quite a man.



I know if that were me driving I would feel bad about that happening.  However...  I probably couldn't help but laugh just being "in the moment"!


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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: Its Pat]
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:dumblol:

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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: WakeboardrB]
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WakeboardrB said:
We used to mess with the crack and heroin dealers a few blocks down the street from my friends house in the city.

One dude came up to us while we were walking to another friends house and asked us if we wanted rock. I said, whatcha got, he pulled out some vials and I started lifting up my shirt collar like I was talking into a microphone and said "yeah, looks good, let me get a 40" and visibly took my hat off and turned it around backwards like I was signalling that a buy was going down.

I've never seen someone run so fast before in my life. :lol: Not only was it funny as shit, it kept all those skeevy ass dealers away from that street corner for at least 2 months, which was good because they would always accost hot college students and say inappropriate shit to them, start fights over territory and sling rock and H out in the open.



some day you are going to get severely beaten if not killed if you continue to do this. and i will be indifferent.


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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: Pigasus]
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Pigasus said:
WakeboardrB said:
We used to mess with the crack and heroin dealers a few blocks down the street from my friends house in the city.

One dude came up to us while we were walking to another friends house and asked us if we wanted rock. I said, whatcha got, he pulled out some vials and I started lifting up my shirt collar like I was talking into a microphone and said "yeah, looks good, let me get a 40" and visibly took my hat off and turned it around backwards like I was signalling that a buy was going down.

I've never seen someone run so fast before in my life. :lol: Not only was it funny as shit, it kept all those skeevy ass dealers away from that street corner for at least 2 months, which was good because they would always accost hot college students and say inappropriate shit to them, start fights over territory and sling rock and H out in the open.



some day you are going to get severely beaten if not killed if you continue to do this. and i will be indifferent.



Yeah defiantly be careful about drug dealers. If you piss them off no more droogz for you


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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: Pigasus]
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Haven't done it in years. Hell, I don't even live in the city any more.

Plus I had my gun on me, if that dude would have made a threatening gesture towards me, he would have been on the ground with his hands on his head until police arrived.

I considered it community service. Those fucktards were causing a huge problem like 3 blocks away from my best friends house. It was just a simple solution to a serious problem.


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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: WakeboardrB]
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Most times the crack-whores and heads don't sell the drugs.  They may hold the drugs sometimes as an extra layer of protection for the dealers.

Crackheads are pretty good about selling their scripts.  God bless many of those chronic pain crackheads out there.  They would rather flip their #90 80mg OP script for $500.  They can smoke that up in a minute.  Down in The TL you can get 3 $10 bags of crack from The Hondos for $20.


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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: Its Pat] * 1
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Just for the record, I didn't like the guys because of the drugs they used and sold, I didn't like them because of all the problems they were causing in the area.

Dudes would rob people at night, try to sell rock and heroin to college students, go after pretty girls, and cause a lot of all out knock down fights at the gas station they hung out in front of.

So yeah, anything we could do to fuck with them and make their lives miserable, we took full advantage of the situation. It was so bad people were walking like 4-5 blocks out of the way just to avoid having to be hassled by those pricks. And even though lots of them would get arrested on a weekly or monthly basis, a week later they would be back out there doing the same shit. And the ones that got put away for a while, well more just came in and exhibited the same behavior. It was a fucking mess.


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Re: I scared the shit out of some crackhead today. [Re: WakeboardrB]
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WakeboardrB said:
Just for the record, I didn't like the guys because of the drugs they used and sold, I didn't like them because of all the problems they were causing in the area.

Dudes would rob people at night, try to sell rock and heroin to college students, go after pretty girls, and cause a lot of all out knock down fights at the gas station they hung out in front of.

So yeah, anything we could do to fuck with them and make their lives miserable, we took full advantage of the situation. It was so bad people were walking like 4-5 blocks out of the way just to avoid having to be hassled by those pricks. And even though lots of them would get arrested on a weekly or monthly basis, a week later they would be back out there doing the same shit. And the ones that got put away for a while, well more just came in and exhibited the same behavior. It was a fucking mess.



A service to the community if you ask me. They sound like real low lifes.

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