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Bomb Diggity
intrepid traveler

Registered: 11/09/11
Posts: 992
Last seen: 9 years, 3 months

Satan

#15925574 - 03/09/12 07:05 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Do you believe that satan is real?

I dunno, I'm open to the idea of negative entities in planes of existences that we're not aware of

But it's hard for me to believe that there is this fallen angel created by god that lives in a place called hell that we go to if we "sin"

I feel more like satan is a metaphor, that we're all satan whenever we want to be, whenever we feel like committing some "sins"..
Like, animals do things naturally all the time, that would be considered sins

I am an animal, I am satan, I am god, everything is nothing and nothing is everything yaddiayadayadayaahh...

What do YOU believe?

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Disclaimer: All posts created by the user "Bomb Diggity" are entirely fictitious and are created solely for entertainment purposes to cope with his severe social anxiety.

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Mr. Derp
my nipples are hard.

Registered: 02/06/12
Posts: 378
Loc: In the internet.

Re: Satan

[Re: Bomb Diggity]

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#15925807 - 03/09/12 07:56 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

I believe Satan is a flying spaghetti monster, that has a micro penis. Lol, but seriously, I don't believe in Satan, or a hell, but I do believe in a God, but no heaven.

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ButteredToast
it'sfuckingbutteredtoast

Registered: 09/05/09
Posts: 1,618
Last seen: 8 years, 11 days

Re: Satan

[Re: Mr. Derp]
#15925957 - 03/09/12 08:30 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

The other day after I got out of class I bummed a cig from some dude. Started talkin' to him next thing I know he's asking me if I want to join his brotherhood. I'm like what do you mean brother hood. He says "you know like blood sacrifice, hood rituals, satanic shit." I look at him like :freshwtf:

:freshwtf:

this guys all "naw naw man it's all biblical" put out that cig and bailed the fuck out.

cool story huh bros?

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Mr. Derp
my nipples are hard.

Registered: 02/06/12
Posts: 378
Loc: In the internet.

Re: Satan

[Re: ButteredToast]
#15925969 - 03/09/12 08:32 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

ButteredToast said:

The other day after I got out of class I bummed a cig from some dude. Started talkin' to him next thing I know he's asking me if I want to join his brotherhood. I'm like what do you mean brother hood. He says "you know like blood sacrifice, hood rituals, satanic shit." I look at him like this guys all "naw naw man it's all biblical" put out that cig and bailed the fuck out.

cool story huh bros?

You should've joined his group. You might've got some vampire pussy out of it. :shrug:

:shrug:

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ButteredToast
it'sfuckingbutteredtoast

Registered: 09/05/09
Posts: 1,618
Last seen: 8 years, 11 days

Re: Satan

[Re: Mr. Derp]
#15925980 - 03/09/12 08:34 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Hmm vampire pussy, good point.

Pretty sure the only chicks this guy has are tied up in his basement

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hidenseek
loafter

Registered: 06/10/09
Posts: 4,586
Loc: Etoba-mi-coke
Last seen: 13 years, 9 months

Re: Satan

[Re: Bomb Diggity]
#15926109 - 03/09/12 08:59 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

lucifer is very real, the bearer of light, the bringer of darkness. i also believe in the son, who can illuminate our live's, the giver of life

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spazmodog

Registered: 02/27/11
Posts: 2,491
Last seen: 4 years, 1 month

Re: Satan

[Re: hidenseek]
#15926231 - 03/09/12 09:21 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

lool op has 666 posts when i read this

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hidenseek
loafter

Registered: 06/10/09
Posts: 4,586
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Re: Satan

[Re: spazmodog]
#15926239 - 03/09/12 09:23 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

omg and his register date is 11/9/11

its 9/11 twice

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Bomb Diggity
intrepid traveler

Registered: 11/09/11
Posts: 992
Last seen: 9 years, 3 months

Re: Satan

[Re: hidenseek]
#15926774 - 03/09/12 11:23 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

:ancientaliens:

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aNeway2sayHooray
Cresley Wusher

Registered: 07/07/05
Posts: 7,653
Loc: Orphic Trench

Re: Satan

[Re: Bomb Diggity]

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#15926796 - 03/09/12 11:29 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Heil Satin.

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Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
:clementine:

:clementine:

MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

:snowman:

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P-O
#AnyoneButHarper

Registered: 05/13/09
Posts: 13,636
Loc:

Re: Satan

[Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
#15926821 - 03/09/12 11:36 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Satans real

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SHiZNO
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Registered: 03/14/03
Posts: 1,467

Re: Satan

[Re: P-O]
#15926835 - 03/09/12 11:40 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Only a moron would believe a fairy tale with absolutely no evidence at all

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eltonjohn
Funkpianist

Registered: 11/18/10
Posts: 2,232
Loc: Music
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Re: Satan

[Re: Bomb Diggity]
#15926845 - 03/09/12 11:42 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Good song OP :thumbup:

:thumbup:

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P-O
#AnyoneButHarper

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Posts: 13,636
Loc:

Re: Satan

[Re: SHiZNO]
#15926852 - 03/09/12 11:43 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

:spun:

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morrowasted
Worldwide Stepper

Registered: 10/30/09
Posts: 32,060
Loc: House of Mirrors
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Re: Satan

[Re: P-O]
#15926897 - 03/09/12 11:53 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

no

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morrowasted
Worldwide Stepper

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Posts: 32,060
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Re: Satan

[Re: SHiZNO]
#15926899 - 03/09/12 11:54 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

SHiZNO said:

Only a moron would believe a fairy tale with absolutely no evidence at all

there is a tiny bit of evidence

but still no

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The Phleg
Big Dick Chakra

Registered: 03/07/10
Posts: 14,473
Loc: Uncanny Valley

Re: Satan

[Re: Bomb Diggity]
#15926926 - 03/09/12 11:59 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Bomb Diggity said:

Do you believe that satan is real?

I believe in myself. :satansmoking:

:satansmoking:

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P-O
#AnyoneButHarper

Registered: 05/13/09
Posts: 13,636
Loc:

Re: Satan

[Re: The Phleg]
#15926985 - 03/10/12 12:07 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Edited by P-O (03/10/12 12:10 AM)

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thoughts
imagining.

Registered: 10/06/07
Posts: 16,816
Loc: here.

Re: Satan

[Re: P-O]
#15927794 - 03/10/12 02:47 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

I believe in bacon.

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I need Jesus.

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venetianblinds
cabbage

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Re: Satan

[Re: thoughts]
#15927809 - 03/10/12 02:50 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

the leaves know how to seek the sun
but the roots seek and seek

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How do you know but ev’ry Bird that cuts the airy way,
Is an immense world of delight, clos’d by your senses five?

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