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#19322453 - 12/24/13 06:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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ALL HAIL SATAN.
christmas is a pagan holiday and really just an affirmation of the influence of satan, our lord and savior!
gifts are red and so are balls you hang from trees, satan is also red
HAIL SATAN.
Shroomery, how do you give thanks to satan on this maginificent day of december?
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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: 404]
#19322457 - 12/24/13 06:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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finally someone making sense
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#19322467 - 12/24/13 06:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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ALL HAIL SATAN!
Presenting the Satan theme song
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What does paganism have to do with satan? Satan is a Christian concept, and paganism predates Christianity.
But, nonetheless, it is the time of year for woodland critters and blood orgies.
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#19322479 - 12/24/13 06:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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This thread gave me a much-needed cheer-up. Baby Jesus... bah!
I hope Krampus comes this year
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I'm on my phone, one of you should post the all hail satan metalocolypse clip from youtube
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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: Sheekle]
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#19322501 - 12/24/13 06:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sheekle said: I'm on my phone, one of you should post the all hail satan metalocolypse clip from youtube
Go to hell.
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I like the agnostic church better. SAY MAYBE TO JESUS!!!
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#19322516 - 12/24/13 06:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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SATAN = SANTA
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#19322520 - 12/24/13 06:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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You should bathe in the blood of what would otherwise be healthy infant elves instead. That'd appeal to Satan on a more personal level.
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#19322526 - 12/24/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ooooh a Satanist? So how is the 8th grade?
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If you were to read the Book of Satan, it'd probably describe you as a Satanist too.
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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: TopPmz]
#19322550 - 12/24/13 06:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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satans chillin. I prefer my dark dieties more amorphous and cosmically horrifying
all hail Yog Sothoth
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st1llnox said: This thread gave me a much-needed cheer-up. Baby Jesus... bah!
I hope Krampus comes this year 
You want cramps? huh? Just job a couple miles without stretching after you have a big greasy meal. To each their own...
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HAIL SATAN SMOKE METH
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#19322613 - 12/24/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: What does paganism have to do with satan? Satan is a Christian concept, and paganism predates Christianity.
buncha uneducated motherfuckers
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SANTA is a pagan idol but he is a front for the true form, SATAN
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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: 404]
#19322689 - 12/24/13 07:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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StateOfMind404 said: SANTA is a pagan idol but he is a front for the true form, SATAN 
Thanks, church lady.
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buncha uneducated motherfuckers
Er not exactly The idea of satan is Judaic as ha- satan or shaytan or Sumerian as Shem. or the people of shem. as far as paganism The devil is represented by images of Baphomet. And roughly Baphomets greek translation is bringer of light. AKA Lucifer. So NOT
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buncha uneducated motherfuckers
Er not exactly The idea of satan is Judaic as ha- satan or shaytan or Sumerian as Shem. or the people of shem. as far as paganism The devil is represented by images of Baphomet. And roughly Baphomets greek translation is bringer of light. AKA Lucifer. So NOT 
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luciferians are good people.
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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: koods]
#19323531 - 12/24/13 10:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: Go to hell.
Gladly at least its fucking warm their I hate the cold oh and God fuck that faggot hes such an ignorant asshole
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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: TopPmz]
#19323562 - 12/24/13 10:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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TopPmz said: If you were to read the Book of Satan, it'd probably describe you as a Satanist too.
Quite possibly 
A de facto Satanist at least.
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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: 404]
#19323567 - 12/24/13 10:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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StateOfMind404 said: SATAN = SANTA

Yes but Sinatra is an anagram of Irsatan. So yea all hail Satan so all hail Frank
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Hail Frank!
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all hail some dude
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Re: HAIL SATAN [Re: Salnugs]
#19323654 - 12/24/13 10:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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It was in context of the post above mine, man
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There is no such thing as satan or god lol. We make theses things up because we don't have the answers about where we came from or why we're here and some of us are scared to die so we have religions. Look at evolution and prepare to die lol..
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NON BELIEVERS MUST BE PUNISHED. ALL HAIL SATAN
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You know I always wondered that with the weird shit that the bible teaches (for example we should be going out stoning gay people) and with the lack of weird shit that Satan has been quoted to say, that maybe Satan was really God (and God is really the devil) and the bible was just a ruse into turning easily fooled people into devil worshipers
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Religion is social control nothing more. Your government wants you to believe lol minds that don't think for themselves. How many religions an who's rite and who's going to hell lol so fucking funny. I buy guns for all brain washed religions they are my zombies.
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You so sure about that ? I'm not scared to die. And I have no religion. So wadda you think of them apples there compadre ? Kinda shoots down your whole argument now Dun't it.
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holiday bump
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#23954087 - 12/24/16 12:05 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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#23954224 - 12/24/16 01:16 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Happy Saturnalia romans
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the balls on the tree represent planets actually, totally a roman greek thing to get ready for the winter
santa punishing people by giving out coals is definitely satanic so is him rewarding people that play his little games
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