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mikeisapro
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Satan is lord and master
#20188718 - 06/26/14 10:57 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I say this many times daily.
Sometimes with great passion.
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Re: Satan is lord and master [Re: mikeisapro]
#20188740 - 06/26/14 11:04 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hell yeah man me to. Satan is such an awesome guy he invented sex, drugs and rock and roll it's like the 3 best thing ever. Hail Satan
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Re: Satan is lord and master [Re: mikeisapro]
#20188745 - 06/26/14 11:05 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I also say "It's got the satan" and "satan is the only one"
I think I am a little ill, mentally.
I say it more when I'm happy than any other time. I am usually alone when I say it.
Usually it's just "satan".
I need help.
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mikeisapro
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The Doobie Dude said: Hell yeah man me to. Satan is such an awesome guy he invented sex, drugs and rock and roll it's like the 3 best thing ever. Hail Satan 
well, lucifer is the bearer of light. He taught me to eat of the fruit of the tree of knowledge.
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Re: Satan is lord and master [Re: mikeisapro]
#20188756 - 06/26/14 11:08 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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The Devil is kind of a joke really. An excuse for people to not feel bad about how fucking grotesque humanity can really be.
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mikeisapro
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The devil made me do this.
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Re: Satan is lord and master [Re: mikeisapro]
#20188780 - 06/26/14 11:14 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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And this is why we can't have nice things.
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mikeisapro
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God is an excuse for not accepting reality in all it's glory and tragedy.
Look forward to a heaven whilst you miss out on the only real world.
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Re: Satan is lord and master [Re: mikeisapro]
#20188835 - 06/26/14 11:30 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Satan is partly just a metaphor for selfishness, which is sometimes good, and sometimes bad and sometimes who care.
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Re: Satan is lord and master [Re: mikeisapro]
#20188875 - 06/26/14 11:45 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Satan is lord and master [Re: mikeisapro]
#20189036 - 06/26/14 12:32 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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mikeisapro said: I also say "It's got the satan" and "satan is the only one"
I think I am a little ill, mentally.
I say it more when I'm happy than any other time. I am usually alone when I say it.
Usually it's just "satan".
I need help.
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mikeisapro
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Apollyphelion said: Satan is partly just a metaphor for selfishness, which is sometimes good, and sometimes bad and sometimes who care.
Yeah..
People still believe in "selfless" acts. It's wrong to think "selfishness" is a bad thing. It always has a negative connotation.
We are all "selfish". To be selfish doesn't necessarily imply avarice.
It can be a bad thing, for sure. Sort of like how there is healthy narcissism and maladaptive narcissism...
But there is no such thing as a selfless act in my view.
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Re: Satan is lord and master [Re: mikeisapro]
#20189139 - 06/26/14 12:55 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Satan means 'accuser' or 'critic' - the Freudian super-ego.
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#20189157 - 06/26/14 12:58 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Satan is lord and master [Re: Middleman]
#20189177 - 06/26/14 01:02 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rev. Morton said: Satan means 'accuser' or 'critic' - the Freudian super-ego.
But Lucifer means "bringer of light" or "bearer of light"
The bible makes no god damn sense!
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Re: Satan is lord and master [Re: Asante]
#20189210 - 06/26/14 01:07 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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mikeisapro
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Re: Satan is lord and master [Re: Middleman]
#20189217 - 06/26/14 01:09 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rev. Morton said: Satan means 'accuser' or 'critic' - the Freudian super-ego.
Maybe that's it. I do love to criticize myself...
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