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When is the last time you got laid?
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Just curious as to the demographic, and what the ratio is of :foreveralone: to :feelsgoodman:

I think my last time was either two or three weekends ago, right before I broke it off with my ex. I'm pretty sure I have other options from ex's, but none I would want to take if at all possible.

Just wondering as that pics of girlfriends thread filled up with pics of hands and ex's rather than girlfriends :smile: Please share, so that we all may be forever alone together!

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: c1dh3d]
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3-4 days ago.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: King Klick]
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30 mins ago before she left for work...

also if ur having trouble getting laid

hit up okcupid and POF

take good pics, workout and eat healthy

pussy is there for the taking

also real social dynamics help too

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: a2thej]
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:lolsy:June.


No biggie though. After college I kind of cooled it and started dating women instead of lookin for pussy. Too many close calls with possible STDs and babies got settled down. Now I only bang girlfriends. :awejeez:


But still! :zomgwtf:


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: XUL]
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Got a GF so constantly! But without one, usually a few times every 3 months when I found a new girl who wanted to fuck around a bit.

Basically if it's exceeding 6 months, you personally are doing something wrong. Either not looking enough, not giving the girls good enough pics, and not talking to them enough.

Lots of girls will have sex with you, if you just make sure to talk to them a lot, and AVOID THE FRIENDZONE!

How do you avoid the friendzone? Tell her you don't want to hear about shit she should be telling her female friends.

Don't help her pick out clothes, don't listen to her stories about guys that are messing her around, don't paint her nails, don't help with her hair, and generally don't be a faggot.

Also confidence. Walk up to girls like "Ya I already fucking own you and you don't even know it!" if you approach any other way, well let's just say they can smell the fear. You gotta be cocksure.

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: Viruk]
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Viruk said:
Got a GF so constantly! But without one, usually a few times every 3 months when I found a new girl who wanted to fuck around a bit.

Basically if it's exceeding 6 months, you personally are doing something wrong. Either not looking enough, not giving the girls good enough pics, and not talking to them enough.

Lots of girls will have sex with you, if you just make sure to talk to them a lot, and AVOID THE FRIENDZONE!

How do you avoid the friendzone? Tell her you don't want to hear about shit she should be telling her female friends.

Don't help her pick out clothes, don't listen to her stories about guys that are messing her around, don't paint her nails, don't help with her hair, and generally don't be a faggot.

Also confidence. Walk up to girls like "Ya I already fucking own you and you don't even know it!" if you approach any other way, well let's just say they can smell the fear. You gotta be cocksure.





Mr. Hardass over here.:cookiemonster:


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: XUL]
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Last night


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: Viruk]
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Viruk said:
Lots of girls will have sex with you, if you just make sure to talk to them a lot, and AVOID THE FRIENDZONE!

How do you avoid the friendzone? Tell her you don't want to hear about shit she should be telling her female friends.

Don't help her pick out clothes, don't listen to her stories about guys that are messing her around, don't paint her nails, don't help with her hair, and generally don't be a faggot.

Also confidence. Walk up to girls like "Ya I already fucking own you and you don't even know it!" if you approach any other way, well let's just say they can smell the fear. You gotta be cocksure.



I know that is definitely the way for me to just drop my panties :rolleyes:

I hate when guys talk and act like that. It sounds like I'm getting love advice from Pauly on the Jersey Shore. "Don't be a faggot dude, tell her she's worthless and then she'll be slobbering all over your cock."

You act like that, and you deserve all the brainless, hollow, vapid, insecure bitches that you can handle.



But don't come here and then proceed to make anonymous posts about how your girlfriend is nothing but drama & cheats on you with junkies. When you act like that, that's what you attract.


Or you know, you could just be a decent guy and attract women and not girls.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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^ what she said. Fuck a chick once get laid for a day.
go out with a chick. get laid for months.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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2 weeks ago, prostitute.

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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and what the ratio is of :foreveralone: to :feelsgoodman:


The way I see it sex is not always important. I love it but it comes at a great cost. Time is money. Dating or searching bars takes time and money. Having a girlfriend definitely takes time and money.

I dont miss sex as much as I miss cuddling up to a cutie. Though concentrating on my future is as orgasmic as sex to me. Money is flowing, doors are opening, and I am well on my way.

I am young. Girls arent important to me right now.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: King Klick]
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King Klick said:
^ what she said. Fuck a chick once get laid for a day.
go out with a chick. get laid for months.



Getting laid isn't even worth it when there's a whole boat load of crazy that comes along with. You know what I mean... the type of girl who blows up your phone & doesn't have shit to say. The kind of girl who follows you around with her friends. The type of girl who needs constant reassurance from you otherwise she's suicidal.

Act like that typical bravado-douchebag & that's what you're gonna end up fucking. And it probably won't even be good & you'll probably end up needing to visit your local health clinic.

Be a good man and you'll get a good woman. And when you have that actual attraction to another human being (not just physical, of course, but emotional) you'll have the kind of sex you never thought possible.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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KandiKitty said:
King Klick said:
^ what she said. Fuck a chick once get laid for a day.
go out with a chick. get laid for months.



Getting laid isn't even worth it when there's a whole boat load of crazy that comes along with. You know what I mean... the type of girl who blows up your phone & doesn't have shit to say. The kind of girl who follows you around with her friends. The type of girl who needs constant reassurance from you otherwise she's suicidal.

Act like that typical bravado-douchebag & that's what you're gonna end up fucking. And it probably won't even be good & you'll probably end up needing to visit your local health clinic.

Be a good man and you'll get a good woman. And when you have that actual attraction to another human being (not just physical, of course, but emotional) you'll have the kind of sex you never thought possible.



that isnt 'deep thoughts' by jack handy is it?

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: hellokitty]
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hellokitty said:
that isnt 'deep thoughts' by jack handy is it?




HOW DID YOU KNOW?  :wowz:


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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^^^yah i know what you mean. I'm saying it in a more general term.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: XUL]
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XUL said:
and what the ratio is of :foreveralone: to :feelsgoodman:


The way I see it sex is not always important. I love it but it comes at a great cost. Time is money. Dating or searching bars takes time and money. Having a girlfriend definitely takes time and money.

I dont miss sex as much as I miss cuddling up to a cutie. Though concentrating on my future is as orgasmic as sex to me. Money is flowing, doors are opening, and I am well on my way.

I am young. Girls arent important to me right now.



I agree pretty much entirely with this post. A few years back I used to try and get as much ass as possible, but now adays I don't even really care about trying to get laid, I'm more about having someone I genuinely enjoy to wake up next to or spoon up with and watch a movie.

My only concern about not having sex for extended periods of time, is that I think I've read somewhere over time your hormones level will eventually reduce, so women can almost literally 'smell' the forever alone on you. That, and falling out of practice of talking to women.

I do think the person who commented on how to pick up women had sort of the right idea, I think most women are looking for some of those traits, but not to that extreme. I usually make jokes at a girls expense, not too offensive, but just to let her know we are on an even playing field and that I'm not going to follow her vagina around like a lost little puppy.

Any thoughts on the "if you don't use it, you lose it" aspect of not getting laid? Has anyone else heard that before?

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: c1dh3d]
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c1dh3d said:
I agree pretty much entirely with this post. A few years back I used to try and get as much ass as possible, but now adays I don't even really care about trying to get laid, I'm more about having someone I genuinely enjoy to wake up next to or spoon up with and watch a movie.

My only concern about not having sex for extended periods of time, is that I think I've read somewhere over time your hormones level will eventually reduce, so women can almost literally 'smell' the forever alone on you. That, and falling out of practice of talking to women.

I do think the person who commented on how to pick up women had sort of the right idea, I think most women are looking for some of those traits, but not to that extreme. I usually make jokes at a girls expense, not too offensive, but just to let her know we are on an even playing field and that I'm not going to follow her vagina around like a lost little puppy.

Any thoughts on the "if you don't use it, you lose it" aspect of not getting laid? Has anyone else heard that before?



Two things...

  • Making "jokes" at a girl's expense isn't the way to garner respect from a woman. I get what you're saying, you want the girl to know you're not a push-over whose just going to lay down & take it, just so you can be with her. But there's other ways to prove you're a man who deserves respect that are much more authentic & have much better results.

  • Use and lose it in regards to sex drive? Or in regards to how good you are in bed?


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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Last time I got laid was about 8 months ago...


MOTHERFUCKINGGODDAMNIT! :feelsbadman:


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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I've heard that your body actually secretes testosterone which is kind of like a sexual perfume your body gives off, which reduces over time if your not sexually active. I've read that exercise among other stimulating activities can help create this same chemical, but extended periods without sex slows down the ability to make these chemicals like how quitting smoking can slow down your metabolism but other things can speed it back up.

Also when I say joking at a girls expense, I'm not talking about like insulting them, but a casual joke that you can both laugh at. Not like being a huge prick or anything.

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: c1dh3d]
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Last august


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