c1dh3d said:

I've heard that your body actually secretes testosterone which is kind of like a sexual perfume your body gives off, which reduces over time if your not sexually active. I've read that exercise among other stimulating activities can help create this same chemical, but extended periods without sex slows down the ability to make these chemicals like how quitting smokingre  can slow down your metabolism but other things can speed it back up.

Also when I say joking at a girls expense, I'm not talking about like insulting them, but a casual joke that you can both laugh at. Not like being a huge prick or anything.

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KandiKitty said:

Viruk said:

Lots of girls will have sex with you, if you just make sure to talk to them a lot, and AVOID THE FRIENDZONE!

How do you avoid the friendzone? Tell her you don't want to hear about shit she should be telling her female friends.

Don't help her pick out clothes, don't listen to her stories about guys that are messing her around, don't paint her nails, don't help with her hair, and generally don't be a faggot.

Also confidence. Walk up to girls like "Ya I already fucking own you and you don't even know it!" if you approach any other way, well let's just say they can smell the fear. You gotta be cocksure.

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I know that is definitely the way for me to just drop my panties

I hate when guys talk and act like that. It sounds like I'm getting love advice from Pauly on the Jersey Shore. "Don't be a faggot dude, tell her she's worthless and then she'll be slobbering all over your cock."

You act like that, and you deserve all the brainless, hollow, vapid, insecure bitches that you can handle.



But don't come here and then proceed to make anonymous posts about how your girlfriend is nothing but drama & cheats on you with junkies. When you act like that, that's what you attract.


Or you know, you could just be a decent guy and attract women and not girls.

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Viruk said:

Hahaha as a chick, you don't get how to pick up chicks, you might think you girls know what you want, you do not.
Any guy that comes up awkward, is going to leave with nothing, girls don't like that shit after you're 15.

And I didn't say be a dick to her, you just need to be very clear where the boundaries are, there's girl friends, and girlfriends, and you need to make it clear where she stands.

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King Klick said:

Jon lajoie: Last time i had sex was in 2003 and i'm ashamed to admit it but it wasn't free.

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vandago said:

June 17th was actually the last time I got laid.  I thought it had been a little longer but that's still too long.  ( Im not counting, I just got laid adopting a kitten from some girl....so I looked at my emails to see when she dropped the cat off. )

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Getting laid adopting kittens? Did you two just like see each other and just jungle boogey? Did you ever hit it again?

I'm all about relationships and all that, but stories of random hookups always warms my heart a little bit

Anonymous said:

oh shit just got a text "when should i sleep over? "



may this 'never!' shit end soon!

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  <- The gonna get some dance!

c1dh3d said:

I guess I'm kind of fortunate to have a couple different sources for tail as a back up, but really really not girls I would want to open a line of communication back up with, or give them the impression that I want anything to do with them beyond a one night stand.

vandago said:

June 17th was actually the last time I got laid.  I thought it had been a little longer but that's still too long.  ( Im not counting, I just got laid adopting a kitten from some girl....so I looked at my emails to see when she dropped the cat off. )

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Getting laid adopting kittens? Did you two just like see each other and just jungle boogey? Did you ever hit it again?

I'm all about relationships and all that, but stories of random hookups always warms my heart a little bit

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