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When is the last time you got laid?
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Just curious as to the demographic, and what the ratio is of :foreveralone: to :feelsgoodman:

I think my last time was either two or three weekends ago, right before I broke it off with my ex. I'm pretty sure I have other options from ex's, but none I would want to take if at all possible.

Just wondering as that pics of girlfriends thread filled up with pics of hands and ex's rather than girlfriends :smile: Please share, so that we all may be forever alone together!

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: c1dh3d]
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3-4 days ago.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: King Klick]
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30 mins ago before she left for work...

also if ur having trouble getting laid

hit up okcupid and POF

take good pics, workout and eat healthy

pussy is there for the taking

also real social dynamics help too

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: a2thej]
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:lolsy:June.


No biggie though. After college I kind of cooled it and started dating women instead of lookin for pussy. Too many close calls with possible STDs and babies got settled down. Now I only bang girlfriends. :awejeez:


But still! :zomgwtf:


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: XUL]
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Got a GF so constantly! But without one, usually a few times every 3 months when I found a new girl who wanted to fuck around a bit.

Basically if it's exceeding 6 months, you personally are doing something wrong. Either not looking enough, not giving the girls good enough pics, and not talking to them enough.

Lots of girls will have sex with you, if you just make sure to talk to them a lot, and AVOID THE FRIENDZONE!

How do you avoid the friendzone? Tell her you don't want to hear about shit she should be telling her female friends.

Don't help her pick out clothes, don't listen to her stories about guys that are messing her around, don't paint her nails, don't help with her hair, and generally don't be a faggot.

Also confidence. Walk up to girls like "Ya I already fucking own you and you don't even know it!" if you approach any other way, well let's just say they can smell the fear. You gotta be cocksure.

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: Viruk]
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Viruk said:
Got a GF so constantly! But without one, usually a few times every 3 months when I found a new girl who wanted to fuck around a bit.

Basically if it's exceeding 6 months, you personally are doing something wrong. Either not looking enough, not giving the girls good enough pics, and not talking to them enough.

Lots of girls will have sex with you, if you just make sure to talk to them a lot, and AVOID THE FRIENDZONE!

How do you avoid the friendzone? Tell her you don't want to hear about shit she should be telling her female friends.

Don't help her pick out clothes, don't listen to her stories about guys that are messing her around, don't paint her nails, don't help with her hair, and generally don't be a faggot.

Also confidence. Walk up to girls like "Ya I already fucking own you and you don't even know it!" if you approach any other way, well let's just say they can smell the fear. You gotta be cocksure.





Mr. Hardass over here.:cookiemonster:


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: XUL]
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Last night


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: Viruk]
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Viruk said:
Lots of girls will have sex with you, if you just make sure to talk to them a lot, and AVOID THE FRIENDZONE!

How do you avoid the friendzone? Tell her you don't want to hear about shit she should be telling her female friends.

Don't help her pick out clothes, don't listen to her stories about guys that are messing her around, don't paint her nails, don't help with her hair, and generally don't be a faggot.

Also confidence. Walk up to girls like "Ya I already fucking own you and you don't even know it!" if you approach any other way, well let's just say they can smell the fear. You gotta be cocksure.



I know that is definitely the way for me to just drop my panties :rolleyes:

I hate when guys talk and act like that. It sounds like I'm getting love advice from Pauly on the Jersey Shore. "Don't be a faggot dude, tell her she's worthless and then she'll be slobbering all over your cock."

You act like that, and you deserve all the brainless, hollow, vapid, insecure bitches that you can handle.



But don't come here and then proceed to make anonymous posts about how your girlfriend is nothing but drama & cheats on you with junkies. When you act like that, that's what you attract.


Or you know, you could just be a decent guy and attract women and not girls.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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^ what she said. Fuck a chick once get laid for a day.
go out with a chick. get laid for months.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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2 weeks ago, prostitute.

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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and what the ratio is of :foreveralone: to :feelsgoodman:


The way I see it sex is not always important. I love it but it comes at a great cost. Time is money. Dating or searching bars takes time and money. Having a girlfriend definitely takes time and money.

I dont miss sex as much as I miss cuddling up to a cutie. Though concentrating on my future is as orgasmic as sex to me. Money is flowing, doors are opening, and I am well on my way.

I am young. Girls arent important to me right now.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: King Klick]
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King Klick said:
^ what she said. Fuck a chick once get laid for a day.
go out with a chick. get laid for months.



Getting laid isn't even worth it when there's a whole boat load of crazy that comes along with. You know what I mean... the type of girl who blows up your phone & doesn't have shit to say. The kind of girl who follows you around with her friends. The type of girl who needs constant reassurance from you otherwise she's suicidal.

Act like that typical bravado-douchebag & that's what you're gonna end up fucking. And it probably won't even be good & you'll probably end up needing to visit your local health clinic.

Be a good man and you'll get a good woman. And when you have that actual attraction to another human being (not just physical, of course, but emotional) you'll have the kind of sex you never thought possible.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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KandiKitty said:
King Klick said:
^ what she said. Fuck a chick once get laid for a day.
go out with a chick. get laid for months.



Getting laid isn't even worth it when there's a whole boat load of crazy that comes along with. You know what I mean... the type of girl who blows up your phone & doesn't have shit to say. The kind of girl who follows you around with her friends. The type of girl who needs constant reassurance from you otherwise she's suicidal.

Act like that typical bravado-douchebag & that's what you're gonna end up fucking. And it probably won't even be good & you'll probably end up needing to visit your local health clinic.

Be a good man and you'll get a good woman. And when you have that actual attraction to another human being (not just physical, of course, but emotional) you'll have the kind of sex you never thought possible.



that isnt 'deep thoughts' by jack handy is it?

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: hellokitty]
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hellokitty said:
that isnt 'deep thoughts' by jack handy is it?




HOW DID YOU KNOW?  :wowz:


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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^^^yah i know what you mean. I'm saying it in a more general term.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: XUL]
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XUL said:
and what the ratio is of :foreveralone: to :feelsgoodman:


The way I see it sex is not always important. I love it but it comes at a great cost. Time is money. Dating or searching bars takes time and money. Having a girlfriend definitely takes time and money.

I dont miss sex as much as I miss cuddling up to a cutie. Though concentrating on my future is as orgasmic as sex to me. Money is flowing, doors are opening, and I am well on my way.

I am young. Girls arent important to me right now.



I agree pretty much entirely with this post. A few years back I used to try and get as much ass as possible, but now adays I don't even really care about trying to get laid, I'm more about having someone I genuinely enjoy to wake up next to or spoon up with and watch a movie.

My only concern about not having sex for extended periods of time, is that I think I've read somewhere over time your hormones level will eventually reduce, so women can almost literally 'smell' the forever alone on you. That, and falling out of practice of talking to women.

I do think the person who commented on how to pick up women had sort of the right idea, I think most women are looking for some of those traits, but not to that extreme. I usually make jokes at a girls expense, not too offensive, but just to let her know we are on an even playing field and that I'm not going to follow her vagina around like a lost little puppy.

Any thoughts on the "if you don't use it, you lose it" aspect of not getting laid? Has anyone else heard that before?

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: c1dh3d]
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c1dh3d said:
I agree pretty much entirely with this post. A few years back I used to try and get as much ass as possible, but now adays I don't even really care about trying to get laid, I'm more about having someone I genuinely enjoy to wake up next to or spoon up with and watch a movie.

My only concern about not having sex for extended periods of time, is that I think I've read somewhere over time your hormones level will eventually reduce, so women can almost literally 'smell' the forever alone on you. That, and falling out of practice of talking to women.

I do think the person who commented on how to pick up women had sort of the right idea, I think most women are looking for some of those traits, but not to that extreme. I usually make jokes at a girls expense, not too offensive, but just to let her know we are on an even playing field and that I'm not going to follow her vagina around like a lost little puppy.

Any thoughts on the "if you don't use it, you lose it" aspect of not getting laid? Has anyone else heard that before?



Two things...

  • Making "jokes" at a girl's expense isn't the way to garner respect from a woman. I get what you're saying, you want the girl to know you're not a push-over whose just going to lay down & take it, just so you can be with her. But there's other ways to prove you're a man who deserves respect that are much more authentic & have much better results.

  • Use and lose it in regards to sex drive? Or in regards to how good you are in bed?


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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Last time I got laid was about 8 months ago...


MOTHERFUCKINGGODDAMNIT! :feelsbadman:


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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I've heard that your body actually secretes testosterone which is kind of like a sexual perfume your body gives off, which reduces over time if your not sexually active. I've read that exercise among other stimulating activities can help create this same chemical, but extended periods without sex slows down the ability to make these chemicals like how quitting smoking can slow down your metabolism but other things can speed it back up.

Also when I say joking at a girls expense, I'm not talking about like insulting them, but a casual joke that you can both laugh at. Not like being a huge prick or anything.

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: c1dh3d]
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Last august


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: atayia]
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Jon lajoie: Last time i had sex was in 2003 and i'm ashamed to admit it but it wasn't free.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: dmob12]
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like last weekend, totally regretted it :lol:


i haven't had a girlfriend in about two years :sad:

but i get laid often enough to make me feel better about not finding someone to stick with again :laugh:


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: c1dh3d]
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c1dh3d said:
I've heard that your body actually secretes testosterone which is kind of like a sexual perfume your body gives off, which reduces over time if your not sexually active. I've read that exercise among other stimulating activities can help create this same chemical, but extended periods without sex slows down the ability to make these chemicals like how quitting smokingre  can slow down your metabolism but other things can speed it back up.

Also when I say joking at a girls expense, I'm not talking about like insulting them, but a casual joke that you can both laugh at. Not like being a huge prick or anything.




Word. I'm not too sure about the secretion of hormones stopping if you aren't continuously sexually active. It's definitely possible. But I think sex is something you pick up again real quick. I don't think the longer you go without sex the more likely you are to lose your 'mojo' so to speak.

& word about the joking... I get what you're going for. And it's good you don't insult them personally. A lot of guys do that and I just find that to be so awful. Like a terrible bi-product of living in a time where Guido douchebags & 'meatheads' are being idealized on TV. So I try to dispel those beliefs quickly.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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My girl called me a nice guy and i felt offended...


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: King Klick]
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New years eve.  :hook:  Hopefully I'll find some tail in the next month.  It's tough without having a social group to pull from.  Honestly, I prefer sex with someone I'm close with rather than some bar/show scag, but, at this point, beggars can't be choosers.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: KandiKitty]
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KandiKitty said:
Viruk said:
Lots of girls will have sex with you, if you just make sure to talk to them a lot, and AVOID THE FRIENDZONE!

How do you avoid the friendzone? Tell her you don't want to hear about shit she should be telling her female friends.

Don't help her pick out clothes, don't listen to her stories about guys that are messing her around, don't paint her nails, don't help with her hair, and generally don't be a faggot.

Also confidence. Walk up to girls like "Ya I already fucking own you and you don't even know it!" if you approach any other way, well let's just say they can smell the fear. You gotta be cocksure.



I know that is definitely the way for me to just drop my panties :rolleyes:

I hate when guys talk and act like that. It sounds like I'm getting love advice from Pauly on the Jersey Shore. "Don't be a faggot dude, tell her she's worthless and then she'll be slobbering all over your cock."

You act like that, and you deserve all the brainless, hollow, vapid, insecure bitches that you can handle.



But don't come here and then proceed to make anonymous posts about how your girlfriend is nothing but drama & cheats on you with junkies. When you act like that, that's what you attract.


Or you know, you could just be a decent guy and attract women and not girls.



Hahaha as a chick, you don't get how to pick up chicks, you might think you girls know what you want, you do not.
Any guy that comes up awkward, is going to leave with nothing, girls don't like that shit after you're 15.

And I didn't say be a dick to her, you just need to be very clear where the boundaries are, there's girl friends, and girlfriends, and you need to make it clear where she stands.

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: Viruk]
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like three years but about a year ago i wanked it soo much after almost doing this girl, but not, out of respect for relationships, that i developed something under the skin that reveals if i touch it too much like a speed bump so im trying to go another several months with out touching it and just in case i also got tested for herp the other day cuz i got sent to the ward after some destruction of property, but that would be pretty funny if i spit on my cock and gave myself herpes down there.

and i havent even gotten laid that much so every once in awhile its like pussy magically shows up, but i have to deny because my d is in some serious trouble.

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: Viruk]
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Viruk said:
Hahaha as a chick, you don't get how to pick up chicks, you might think you girls know what you want, you do not.
Any guy that comes up awkward, is going to leave with nothing, girls don't like that shit after you're 15.

And I didn't say be a dick to her, you just need to be very clear where the boundaries are, there's girl friends, and girlfriends, and you need to make it clear where she stands.




No way dude. My boyfriend was awkward as fuck the first night we met. Very nervous, very quiet. But when he did talk, he had me cracking up laughing with his intelligent & hilarious observations about the social situation we were in (he had a house party/basement rave at his place with a bunch of people there). We've been together 4  and a half years since that day and it's been the best, healthiest, most respectful relationship I've ever been in.

He didn't try to be something he wasn't. He's an awkward, deep, artistic individual whose more of a wallflower in social situations. But I love that about him. I love everything about him.

He wasn't 'running a game' on me. What you're doing is playing a game. You're not approaching it with genuine intentions because you're saying to me that as a girl, I don't know what I want. So you've got to manipulate me into wanting to you by being a bit of arrogant, cocky dude.


BTW my points are all invalid if you're just trying to fuck her and leave her. If you want a one-night-stand then I suppose it doesn't really matter how you approach it. But if you're looking to find a healthy relationship with a girl then you definitely do not want to approach it this way.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: King Klick]
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This morning.  And before that, it was at about two am.  With that said

King Klick said:
Jon lajoie: Last time i had sex was in 2003 and i'm ashamed to admit it but it wasn't free.



I thought I had the record for longest dry streak until I read this...


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: fbi365]
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early last week. kinda given up on trying to date though. i'm just too busy and i can't seem to find what i'm looking for in a girl.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: millzy]
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June 17th was actually the last time I got laid.  I thought it had been a little longer but that's still too long.  ( Im not counting, I just got laid adopting a kitten from some girl....so I looked at my emails to see when she dropped the cat off. )

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: vandago]
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I guess I'm kind of fortunate to have a couple different sources for tail as a back up, but really really not girls I would want to open a line of communication back up with, or give them the impression that I want anything to do with them beyond a one night stand.

vandago said:
June 17th was actually the last time I got laid.  I thought it had been a little longer but that's still too long.  ( Im not counting, I just got laid adopting a kitten from some girl....so I looked at my emails to see when she dropped the cat off. )



Getting laid adopting kittens? Did you two just like see each other and just jungle boogey? Did you ever hit it again?

I'm all about relationships and all that, but stories of random hookups always warms my heart a little bit :smile:

:feelsgoodman:

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: c1dh3d] * 1
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never!  :laugh:




















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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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:omgz:

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: c1dh3d]
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3 years. Im a virgin again. I need some pussy.

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: p4kSouL]
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oh shit just got a text "when should i sleep over? :smile:"



may this 'never!' shit end soon!

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous said:
oh shit just got a text "when should i sleep over? :smile:"



may this 'never!' shit end soon!




:awedance:  <- The gonna get some dance! :wink:

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: c1dh3d]
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Yesterday afternoon. It was awkward, with the cats watching. That is to say, they were about 3ft away from us and they actually weren't even watching. I mean, wtf were we doing wrong? If something like that goes down, any self-respecting animal would at least turn to look, wouldn't it?

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: koraks]
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~8 months ago.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: c1dh3d]
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c1dh3d said:
I guess I'm kind of fortunate to have a couple different sources for tail as a back up, but really really not girls I would want to open a line of communication back up with, or give them the impression that I want anything to do with them beyond a one night stand.

vandago said:
June 17th was actually the last time I got laid.  I thought it had been a little longer but that's still too long.  ( Im not counting, I just got laid adopting a kitten from some girl....so I looked at my emails to see when she dropped the cat off. )



Getting laid adopting kittens? Did you two just like see each other and just jungle boogey? Did you ever hit it again?

I'm all about relationships and all that, but stories of random hookups always warms my heart a little bit :smile:

:feelsgoodman:




It was a weird situation.  She was my ex from high schools best friend.  She had been talking to me online about her shitty bf and her cat all the time.  Then her boyfriend was making her get rid of the cat so she was telling me how she was going to take it to the pound.  I just decided to take the damn cat to save her the trauma of taking it to the pound ( I  already had two cats too dammit.....).  She brought it over and I ordered some food and we ended up just banging all night and she dipped in the morning.

I still have the cat he's kind of a pimp.  I like him more then I thought I would.

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: vandago]
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Way too long! It's been a little over a week, unless giving head a couple days ago counts. Maybe tomorrow.


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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: PyroBurns] * 1
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:ifyoucanawe:

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Last time I got skully, it was while I was playing Skyrim, cause I was ignoring my ex's constant babbling. The sound of silence never felt so head-like.

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Re: When is the last time you got laid? [Re: c1dh3d]
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Last time: a month ago

Last time that was actually any good: 4 months ago


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