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I ran out of toliet paper today * 1
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...So I cut up the cardboard toliet paper roll and used that to wipe. Has anyone else ever done this?

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #1]
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No, seems like it wouldn't feel good. Did it hurt at all, or get the job done normal style? I personally wouldn't want to try it.

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #2]
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How would that even get your asshole remotely clean?  I don't understand you people.

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #2]
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never done that ... it does not seem like it would get you cleaned up !
its weird

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #4]
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ive done that like a million times, no worries

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
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not saying I enjoyed it, nor am I saying it got the job done as well as TP; however, it did a pretty good job of getting the bulk of the feces out of my butthole.

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You should have just taken a shower afterwards...

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I just saw a pic on the net of an empty toilet paper roll on the holder and the caption "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Thats nothing, I dont wipe at all.

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Knowing nothing about your situation, I can assume that the way this turned out was drugs > toilet paper

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #9]
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LOL WUT

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Socks, man. That's all I have to say. Socks.

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #11]
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What did you do with the tube? I can't imagine it would flush well, and I wouldn't want a shitty piece of cardboard in my trash can stinkin up the bathroom

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #12]
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the cardboard pieces flushed just fine.

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #12]
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"the puppy has been rolling in its own mess again"

Was an excuse I had to use one time after running out of toilet paper

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #13]
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One should probably not flush the cardboard, ideally.  Toilet paper is water soluable. 

The cardboard is probably bad for your plumbing and the sewage system.

Also, A+ thread! :smile2:

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #14]
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just wet it before you use it?

Not that hard

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous #14 said:
One should probably not flush the cardboard, ideally.  Toilet paper is water soluable. 

The cardboard is probably bad for your plumbing and the sewage system.

Also, A+ thread! :smile2:



I'm going to be a douchebag and say, "No, toilet paper is not water soluble.  Suspension/saturation in water allows the fibers to unweave as it's perturbed, moving through the plumbing.  It becomes a suspension."

I buy my toilet paper at Sams Club.  It's been 8 months since I had to restock.

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #16]
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ahahahahahahahah


I HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE LOL!!!!!!!

matter of fact, that was the first thing i thought of when i read the thread title lmao


what i did was use the cardboard to get chunks and shit out. then i was able to make my way out of the bathroom in peace to where some napkins or toilet paper was

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Re: I ran out of toliet paper today [Re: Anonymous #17]
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I use my hands and fingers. ALL the time. Its simple and economical. Plus my gf loves the slight stench left under my finger nails. JUST KIDDING! or am I? Lol happy bowl day

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