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Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years
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Usually I opt for a Double Quarter Pounder with extra cheese (4 slices) and extra ketchup on the sandwich.  But today, I was feeling adventurous, and thought, "Mc Donalds is fairly famous for it's Big Mac, and I can't really remember what they taste like.  Maybe it's worth a shot."

So, forgoing my usual obsession with the beefy/cheesy/ketchupy delight that is a Double Quarter Pounder w/ extra cheese and ketchup, I went with the Big Mac.

The truth?  The secret sauce is thousand island dressing and there was wwwwaayyyy too much lettuce.  I wish I maintained my original trend.


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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: Treefeeler]
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They also aint as big as they used to be.

In the UK anyway.

Fuck McD's, ill stick to my local kebab vans half pounder.

Fuck yeah.


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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: Treefeeler]
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Treefeeler said:
Usually I opt for a Double Quarter Pounder with extra cheese (4 slices) and extra ketchup on the sandwich.  But today, I was feeling adventurous, and thought, "Mc Donalds is fairly famous for it's Big Mac, and I can't really remember what they taste like.  Maybe it's worth a shot."

So, forgoing my usual obsession with the beefy/cheesy/ketchupy delight that is a Double Quarter Pounder w/ extra cheese and ketchup, I went with the Big Mac.

The truth?  The secret sauce is thousand island dressing and there was wwwwaayyyy too much lettuce.  I wish I maintained my original trend.



I'm not sure how it happened but there were terminal amounts of epic fail in your post OP. :facepalm:


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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: Treefeeler]
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big macs are probably my favorite thing on the menu

i rarely eat fast food anymore though


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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
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I kill my own meat

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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: Treefeeler]
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Fast food is for sheeps.

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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: Uzziel]
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Bah


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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: Gotlib]
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I remember having one of those a year or two ago. It tasted like they took a 1 dollar burger, put all its meat on another 1 dollar burger, and put 500 calories worth of some kind of saucy shit, and then loaded on some extra veggies.


Why not go to McDonalds, and bring in some sauce and a tomato, then put it on 2 dollars worth of shit, instead of paying $10 for the same shitty shit.


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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: CrossingTheStar]
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Kebab Van half pounder all the way.

Two quarter pounders, loads of doner meat, cheese, onion rings and chilli sauce, with salad too if your 'into that kinda thing'.


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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: Soldier of Fortune]
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I was at the store the other day and there was tons of people there and I heard this little kid telling his mom he wanted a big mac after they left the store and she told him it was too expensive.

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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: Treefeeler]
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Is this you?



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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: Treefeeler]
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:evilpuke:


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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: Soldier of Fortune]
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Soldier of Fortune said:
They also aint as big as they used to be.

In the UK anyway.

Fuck McD's, ill stick to my local kebab vans half pounder.

Fuck yeah.


The good thing about the beef McDonald's uses is way higher quality beef than what is used in the United States.  In the U.S.A. the common grade for Micky Ficky Dee's is Grade D beef!  Yup, that's right I wrote Grade D


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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: Its Pat]
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the shroomery is secretly working for McDonalds with thier subliminal Big Mac ad at the top of the page.



they encourage stoned users to go out and get :mcmarijuana:


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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: Salomon]
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well thats all youre really paying for, consistency, and you didnt get it.


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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: venetianblinds]
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i'm actually kinda embarrassed to admit this but

i actually ate McDonald's the other night while i was in an emotionally rough place and i wanted some comfort food

so i was debating what to blow a couple dolla on and i decided it had to be food and something mind deadening FAST, but what?! i stolled into the local convenience mart but it was too late at night and all their greasy fried foods like the hotdogs were already sold. tipped my hat to the jolly old cashier as i walked out

i started freaking out and decided McDonald's was the next best thing (burger king was a little out of my affordability range.)

so i rolled into the store and ferociously bought 2 McChickens hold the cheese, light on da mayo, and a small fry

i proceeded to demolish this food on the drive home while steering with no hands and texting my sister at the same time (just threw this part in to let you guys how badass i think my multi-tasking skills can be)

well, i started to feel like shit only a COUPLE BITES into the first McChicken. i avoided the fries until after the meal cuz they were WAY too salty

everything went downhill from here. i felt what it was like to feel truly dead inside. this stuff made me feel horrible WELL into the next day. what it did to my self-esteem was bad

i was thankfully able to eat the fries after the McChickens, when my tortured taste buds were no longer able to deCypher the healthy from the unhealthy. my mind was shut down, but in the most unpleasant of ways! somewhat like overdosing on diphenhydramine!


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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: Its Pat]
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Its Pat said:
Soldier of Fortune said:
They also aint as big as they used to be.

In the UK anyway.

Fuck McD's, ill stick to my local kebab vans half pounder.

Fuck yeah.


The good thing about the beef McDonald's uses is way higher quality beef than what is used in the United States.  In the U.S.A. the common grade for Micky Ficky Dee's is Grade D beef!  Yup, that's right I wrote Grade D


BS

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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: owls]
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McDouble
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McChicken
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with no mayo on the chicken, Put the two sandwiches together and eat/discard the extra bread


shits good

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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: thissongis]
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They have good Parfaits at mcdonalds.



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Re: Today: I had a Big Mac for the first time in Three years [Re: owls]
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owls said:
i'm actually kinda embarrassed to admit this but

i actually ate McDonald's the other night while i was in an emotionally rough place and i wanted some comfort food

so i was debating what to blow a couple dolla on and i decided it had to be food and something mind deadening FAST, but what?! i stolled into the local convenience mart but it was too late at night and all their greasy fried foods like the hotdogs were already sold. tipped my hat to the jolly old cashier as i walked out

i started freaking out and decided McDonald's was the next best thing (burger king was a little out of my affordability range.)

so i rolled into the store and ferociously bought 2 McChickens hold the cheese, light on da mayo, and a small fry

i proceeded to demolish this food on the drive home while steering with no hands and texting my sister at the same time (just threw this part in to let you guys how badass i think my multi-tasking skills can be)

well, i started to feel like shit only a COUPLE BITES into the first McChicken. i avoided the fries until after the meal cuz they were WAY too salty

everything went downhill from here. i felt what it was like to feel truly dead inside. this stuff made me feel horrible WELL into the next day. what it did to my self-esteem was bad

i was thankfully able to eat the fries after the McChickens, when my tortured taste buds were no longer able to deCypher the healthy from the unhealthy. my mind was shut down, but in the most unpleasant of ways! somewhat like overdosing on diphenhydramine!


:congrats: You have earned the stellar post of the thread award! HOORAY!
Please redeem your Mcdonalds coupon prizes in person at the end stall of the bathroom at the truckstop before the macdonalds...

I wish I had some Diphenydramine... havent dosed any in FOREVER (after dosing HIGH as hell for like a year every day)


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