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My new car.
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Yeah, I got a 95 Mercury Sable. four doors, and baby blue. She has a 3.0 L V-6, and makes 22 miles to the gallon, however, I think I can improve that after a tune-up.

She looks like the kind of car a middle income family would drive, or perhaps some kind of professional that is just out of college.

In short, nothing special.

You might be laughing now thinking ha you fool, a real man would have bought a Z-28.

But you'd be wrong. No one is looking for my car. It is a family/woman car. HAHAHA! While the man in the trans-am is getting tickets, and those poor naive bastards in the micro-bus are being strip searched and have mutts tearing through their car like it holds the key to all of kibble's and bits they can eat, I'll be zipping on my way.

I can fit at least 5 sober people in it, and possible 8 stoned people. (lord knows they don't mind being packed in.)

Now I have had the windows tinted to the darkest aloud by law. Privacy is essential.

Tomarrow, I add the sound system.
It consists of my Alpine Cd player, a set of dash mounted tweeters, 2 6.5", 2 5X7, one amp, and 2 12" subwoofers. Just enough for a enjoyable ride.

I will also add a secret stash some where I can get to while driving, to hide things that shouldn't be seen. Like my hemostats, or dugout.

More on that when I decide how to make it.

I think I might buy a radar/laser jammer too.


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: My new car. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
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Awesome dude.


Im still looking for my first car....but the car I have my heart set on is a:

Chevy Caprice, no newer than a '90.

I LOVE though big ass boat cars.


FIrst thing I'm gonna do is get my windows tinted , like you did. As much as I legally can.

Then Im going for a decent sound system (nothing spectacular)


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Re: My new car. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
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Cool! :cool:

Did you look to see if John Voight's chewed up pencil was in the glove box?* :grin:

*Seinfeld tv show reference...


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Re: My new car. [Re: Papaver]
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no pencil, but I think Keth Hernadez spit on it!!  :shocked: :shocked:


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: My new car. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
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LMAO! :grin:

That must have been one magic luggie! :wink:


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Re: My new car. [Re: tekramrepus]
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You should get a Candy Apple Red 1973 Chevy Caprice...mmmm.

This is my pimpmobile, 2000 Volvo S40. I like it. Those S60 Volvos look sooo nice.



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Re: My new car. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
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I got a new 2003 Toyota Corolla S. I love it!  :smile:

Here are a few pics:





   

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