Thanksgiving Blows! And if you're here reading this on Thanksgiving, I'm guessing there's a good chance you agree. Fawk Thanksgiving... The fiber of what it means to be family is lost to this culture. How pathetic do you have to be in order to cancel showing up for a Thanksgiving dinner in which you're the only guests coming? Cousin's are crap. As a woman, I'm sure as hell not going to slave over the stove with a dead bird, some green beans and a fuckload of sweet potatoes for nothing and no one. Where's the Trazadone? I'll sleep this day away. Screw your commercialized apron-wearing bullshit ideal of Thanksgiving, America. On a good note, perhaps all these tards will stop with the.. I'm grateful for this and I'm grateful for that krap. Every day of November I've read some B.S. to that effect on Facebook. Fuck Facebook too. I've got a dead turkey in the oven, and no faces to feed it to. 15lbs of cooked turkey flesh and muscle. Yum, ever seen how dirty a turkey is on the farm? sick. Rubbin mayonnaise and crap on a turkey's dead body and shoving apple slices down its throat. Awful if you ask me. Horrifying images of dead Turkeys dancing by marionette strings. Why is it nobody invites you to their Thanksgiving dinner until they find out you're spending yours alone? WTF? I don't expect to even get a phone call from my dad or brother or shyt, anyone else for that matter. I doubt I'll even get a Facebook 'Like' for my status. Sad aint it, when communication with your closest kin is reduced to 'liking' each other's Facebook status' Yeah, Family's Fukt. 
I'd rather be eating mushie's for Thanksgiving. Grow Babies Grow!
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