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Thanksgiving Blows!
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Thanksgiving Blows! And if you're here reading this on Thanksgiving, I'm guessing there's a good chance you agree. Fawk Thanksgiving... The fiber of what it means to be family is lost to this culture. How pathetic do you have to be in order to cancel showing up for a Thanksgiving dinner in which you're the only guests coming? Cousin's are crap.
  As a woman, I'm sure as hell not going to slave over the stove with a dead bird, some green beans and a fuckload of sweet potatoes for nothing and no one. Where's the Trazadone? I'll sleep this day away. Screw your commercialized apron-wearing bullshit ideal of Thanksgiving, America.
  On a good note, perhaps all these tards will stop with the.. I'm grateful for this and I'm grateful for that krap. Every day of November I've read some B.S. to that effect on Facebook. Fuck Facebook too.
  I've got a dead turkey in the oven, and no faces to feed it to. 15lbs of cooked turkey flesh and muscle. Yum, ever seen how dirty a turkey is on the farm? sick. Rubbin mayonnaise and crap on a turkey's dead body and shoving apple slices down its throat. Awful if you ask me. Horrifying images of dead Turkeys dancing by marionette strings.
  Why is it nobody invites you to their Thanksgiving dinner until they find out you're spending yours alone? WTF? I don't expect to even get a phone call from my dad or brother or shyt, anyone else for that matter. I doubt I'll even get a Facebook 'Like' for my status. Sad aint it, when communication with your closest kin is reduced to 'liking' each other's Facebook status' Yeah, Family's Fukt.
 

I'd rather be eating mushie's for Thanksgiving. Grow Babies Grow!

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Re: Thanksgiving Blows! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:yuno:  - I feel your pain

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Re: Thanksgiving Blows! [Re: Anonymous #2]
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lolol i have no food wife HAD to volunteer :shrug: for a good cause though but there was a foot race (marathon thing ) and i had to drop her off and go home.

now hungry and here with u'all

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Re: Thanksgiving Blows! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I had a delicious thanksgiving dinner thank ya please.  :maximumtrolling:  Why don't you have a thanksgiving dinner and invite people over?

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Re: Thanksgiving Blows! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Sympathy to the RP, but title should be "My Thanksgiving Blows!"

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Re: Thanksgiving Blows! [Re: Anonymous #5]
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thanksgiving is awesome eat a load take loads of drugs be up for three days and crash for the remainder of the week

:highfive:

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Re: Thanksgiving Blows! [Re: Anonymous #6]
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That sounds terrible broski  :trollhide:

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Re: Thanksgiving Blows! [Re: Anonymous #4]
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suit yourself

more hedonistic pleasure for me :awedance:

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Re: Thanksgiving Blows! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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OP:  Why do you think everyone bailed on you for Thanksgiving.

hint:  it's you.  You sound like a disgruntled dick.

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Re: Thanksgiving Blows! [Re: Anonymous #7]
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bitch since when did you need guest to enjoy a nice home cooked meal?!
fuck them go enjoy the feast you made FOR YOURSELF.


you came in alone, you got yourself to where you are, youll die alone.

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Re: Thanksgiving Blows! [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
bitch since when did you need guest to enjoy a nice home cooked meal?!
fuck them go enjoy the feast you made FOR YOURSELF.


you came in alone, you got yourself to where you are, youll die alone.[/quote
Cheers to that!

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Re: Thanksgiving Blows! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:hatsoff:



besides now you wont have to cook for the next few days :shrug:

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Re: Thanksgiving Blows! [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
OP:  Why do you think everyone bailed on you for Thanksgiving.

hint:  it's you.  You sound like a disgruntled dick.



:ooo: Mmmm nope not a dick. Just a disgruntled bitch I spose. Cheers! And my dinner was fantastic. Thx!

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Re: Thanksgiving Blows! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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My wife and I almost died this summer.

Realized how fucking thankful we are to be alive and still have each other.

Obviously you're one of the people who are never pleased with anything. I'm sure nothing you do is ever good enough, either. I'd venture a guess the cousins weren't really planning on coming anyway.

Spend your life thankful for nothing and just end up killing yourself in a few years.

Be sure a friend or family member posts that you're dead so we can make a concerted effort to care for maybe a week at best (if we saw you post) but then just forget about you for a decade and someone mentions they :pm:'d you once.

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Re: Thanksgiving Blows! [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Thanksgiving always depresses me too. Because I am too socially awkward to go to the few gatherings I get invited to, and I bloody hate my family.
Feel your pain. :frown:

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