XUL said:

Shiiit. I just got back from my trip to New York City. What a trip and what an experience!

I visited NYU, Time Square, and the Bronx.

First we started drinking beers at NYU and saw some amateur stand up comedy which was neat. The guy actually picked me out of the crowd and started asking me questions to compliment his jokes. I thought that was fun. Talk about lots of women...... NYU is filled with so many sexy college women. DAMN!

Eventually we made our way to time square and throwing down 20 dollar bills at the bar was very common. We partied at some expensive places. Hell, shots were about 13 dollars!! And want to hear something crazy? We were walking down the street and my friend had a little walmart knife clipped to the inside of his pocket. The only thing that was showing was the tiny clip. Well, a cop spotted like a hawk and pulled him off the side walk and ultimately gave him a summons! I think he will get a misdemeanor. My friend didnt play it very well. He was drunk and kind of got cocky. I kept telling him that thats now how you work cops in your favor but he was too drunk to listen. Eventually we felt the need to relieve his stress and so we proceeded..

We took a cab to the Bronx. One great part was screaming and yelling "WOOOO AMERICA YEA!!!!" out the window of the cab.... Good times! We found a strip club and thought that it was a good idea. We go inside and they strip us down of all metal and throw us through a detector. My buddy had another swiss army knife and they took it. They said that he couldn't get it back either. Can you believe that??? They did it because they knew they could!

Anyways... This was my first time ever at a strip club and it was the Bronx! To say the least I was fucking impressed! I had sex with a black chick once and was not impressed..... but these strippers got me going hard!! I got two lap dances from two beautiful black women. One of them kept insisting that I grabbed her ass!

After that we decided to wonder around the Bronx/Yonkers and look for a dime bag of weed. Nobody hooked us up. I was surprised. One guy told us that people probably thought we were cops and that most people arent even looking for weed at all. Rather something harder like crack.

The coolest part was by far the Bronx. Talking with all the people around the area and inside the strip club was a profound memory that I will never forget. I faced the ghetto areas of the most populated city in America! And I had a great time!!

Ended up being shit faced at 4am sleeping in a car.

And I had spent a total of around 700 dollars in one evening.

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I've been to most of the NYC buroughs so far, similar experience. Visited a pizza place that charged 15 or 20 for a paperthin personal pizza.

Your post reminds me of katt williams in gta 4, talking about how people are just walking, walking, walking pointlessly, be careful or you'll be walking with them... (part of a standup comedy)

That's why theres so many hot girls in nyc, half of all people don't have a car.

When I get a car (I don't live in nyc though) I'm gonna go party spending 500 in a night... someday. Someday... hopefully...

sunset_mission said:

Should've hit up Queens as well.

You certainly would've came across more than a dime bag to blaze on that may or may not have been due to yours truly.

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