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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
The man bleeding to death is not my worry, he probably didnt. But the wound was in the colon, and likely a perforation of it. Given the literal shit environment there is is very likely he died a week or so later by systemic sepsis/blood poisoning.



Disagree.

Look at all the scarring around his ass and thighs. This is not the first time this guy has done this.

Why would he be squatting on top of a towel if he didn't expect blood?

Finally, he doesn't seem at all surprised when the jar breaks.



Side note, the part of that video that makes me queasy is hearing that "glass on glass" skritching noise inside his ass.

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #12] * 1
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Use a condom and have a play with your finger, see if you do enjoy it, and it gets you off.

If you do then get yourself a vibrator or something to play with.

Also make sure you do it safe at every point - lots of lube, clean things, and nothign breakable or that will get sucked up, or stuck.

Final point, look up pegging. Anal play doesn't make you gay, any more than having anal sex with a girl does, it is just a bit kinky.

tl;dr: hedonism rules, just be safe!

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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take some hostages somewhere and make one of your demands that you want something shoved up your ass

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #6] * 1
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Anon 6 is correct. The only way you can solve your problems is with a hostage situation.

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #14] * 1
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Go for it dude. If you're not gay you can get one that doesn't look like a dick. If it's specifically a dick that you want in your ass, you might be gay though.

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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Start with pine cones, work your way up to pineapples............ before you know it you'll be able to fit a whole lamp up there.


p.s.
mind the poop.

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
is that the video of the dude who deep anus's a whole glass or jar or something and breaks it with this intestines while still inside his anus and it bleeds everywhere, that shit is fucked man. like why would someone do that. they just wake up in the morning and go yeah im just going to break some glass inside my anus and bleed all over everywhere whiel picking shards of glass out of my anus. what a joyous occasion. !!?!?



A mate asked me if I've seen one man one screwdriver. It's the same guy. I found this interview. Alex from Ukraine.

http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disaster/interview-alex-1guy1cup-new-pics/

I'm not copy and pasting it because that'd be derailing the thread.

Hey op! Did you at least try with a lubed carrot before getting a vibe? best cums are the ones when you have something pressing on the prostate.

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #17]
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i'm kind of intrigued to watch the video and find out what happens, but then again i dont want to.


can you provide a short synopsis of what goes on?


if it's hell gorey and disturbing i dont wanna watch

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Well I got my one liner out there, thread hid. :scat:

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anyway, do it man. Give it a good ramming with a "pleasure skin" dildo. It's safe, just be careful if you have any hemorroids up there cos they may painlessly burst and you'll be left with a lot of blood next time you shit and it will likely be very alarming.

But if you do it right and all goes well, you'll feel some of the greatest sexual sensations ever. You don't have to think or imagine anything gay or kinky, just put it up there, focus all your mind on your anus, and begin to ram that thing in there.

I got addicted. I went as far as trying gay sex. It was boring, I won't be going back. But I had such sensations that it was like MDMA for a while. All it took by the end of it, and I went for hours mind you, but all it took was one long slide in one long slide out and I practically quivered.

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
i'm kind of intrigued to watch the video and find out what happens, but then again i dont want to.


can you provide a short synopsis of what goes on?


if it's hell gorey and disturbing i dont wanna watch



I want to preface this by saying :2girls1cup: and cbt videos are things I've fapped to. Makes you pukey? Deal with it.

That said the first and only time I saw it I was shocked. I kept saying to myself "No, it's not real, it's fake, the blood is too bright." just anything to admit it wasn’t real. But no it is real. What gets me is he makes no sound of complaint, don't even think he shook as he took bits of glass out. That's hardcore.

Basically, shoves a jar up his butt, it's not filled with water, it goes snap and actually goes "BANG!" as it breaks the force is so great. You don't need to see it.

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #17]
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.

Edited by Kid_Orgo (10/01/11 10:25 AM)

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #19]
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shove a vibratin mobile phone in the arse:mushroom2:

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #17]
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nah i was talkin about the 1guy1screwdriver thing

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
Give in to all of your desires.  Except for the ones that will make you wind up in jail.



Anonymous #2 said:
Give in to all of your desires.  Except for the ones that will make you wind up in jail.



good point.  I don't want anyone to know I like to shove a dildo in my ass though.



why is that such a big deal?

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Re: I want something shoved up in my ass. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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that's just because something so fucked up happened to you in your life that it turned ya gay

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