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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
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u shud jus go for a walk bro


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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
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SamuelLJackson said:
Tchan909 said:
If it's seriously a problem of blood flow then obviously your dick is too wide for the condoms you're wearing, and you need some magnums or magnum XLs...


this is what every man strives to hear someone tell them at some point in their lifetime.


:feelsgoodman: :durrhurr:


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You really are the worst kind of person.


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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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Condoms suck. No thanks.


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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: Baby_Hitler]
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Baby_Hitler said:
u shud jus go for a walk bro


holding hands
:datass:


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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: DrMambo]
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think about all the std's you could get and babies you could make not wearing it, that should motivate...and choose a suitable size of course.


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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: pmb]
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Have her suck you off then put it on for you.

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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: Newbie]
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You know, they aren't rainbows and flying unicorns for women either.

Rubber like triples the friction.

:zomgwtf:


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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: Takura001]
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condoms always feel too tight


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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: danlennon3] * 1
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Condoms take the best part of sex out of the equation.

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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: Newbie]
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children?


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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: danlennon3]
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that's definitely not the best part of sex


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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: pmb]
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OP its all in your head

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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: Atheist]
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No, the best part is feeling the intimate touch of the other's skin inside/around yours.


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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
Try masturbating with one on to get used to it.:shrug:


I was gonna say that


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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: imachavel]
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imachavel said:
makaveli8x8 said:
tell her to put it in her vagina and you'll do your best to find it


smartest thing you've ever said imho :shrug:



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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: DeadHearts]
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Which brand was it?  I find the Durex ones are WAY too small.  They seriously are for people with like < 4" of girth.  The Trojan blue box is OK, but those still feel pretty damn tight and not great...

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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: pwnasaurus]
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They are the durex brand. Shitty ass night, I hate trying to fuck a dead fish. Probably gonna have to drop this chick. Tried to get her to mess around with my dick and she didn't even want to touch it. So I said If you are not gonna make an effort why should I and I took her home.


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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: pwnasaurus]
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pwnasaurus said:
Which brand was it?  I find the Durex ones are WAY too small.  They seriously are for people with like < 4" of girth.  The Trojan blue box is OK, but those still feel pretty damn tight and not great...


pwnasaurus said:
Which brand was it?  I find the Durex ones are WAY too small.  They seriously are for people with like < 4" of girth.  The Trojan blue box is OK, but those still feel pretty damn tight and not great...


4" of girth?

Do you know what inches are? Or what girth is?


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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: blujay]
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4 inches of girth is pretty small dude

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Re: Problems using a condom. [Re: blujay]
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blujay said:
pwnasaurus said:
Which brand was it?  I find the Durex ones are WAY too small.  They seriously are for people with like < 4" of girth.  The Trojan blue box is OK, but those still feel pretty damn tight and not great...


pwnasaurus said:
Which brand was it?  I find the Durex ones are WAY too small.  They seriously are for people with like < 4" of girth.  The Trojan blue box is OK, but those still feel pretty damn tight and not great...


4" of girth?

Do you know what inches are? Or what girth is?



Girth is the measurement around an object.


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