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learningtofly
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I'm detective John Kimbel

#14469311 - 05/17/11 06:32 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Went up to his wife and was like ya that maid that worked for us for 20 years ya I fucked her a decade ago and then his wife left him :rofldrunk:

:rofldrunk:

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makaveli8x8
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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Re: learningtofly]
#14469380 - 05/17/11 06:49 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

his wifes messed up, how could she just let a baby come between them like that. I mean first off there rich, second off there rich, and third off the guy has a bad heart she trying to kill him or what?

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learningtofly
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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger

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#14469428 - 05/17/11 07:01 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

he didn't even fire her after he fucked her so that was pretty rude

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dynomite
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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger

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#14469434 - 05/17/11 07:02 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

i like to think somebody tried to blackmail him and instead of forking over the $$$$ he'd rather get a divorce :grin:

:grin:

just a theory

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makaveli8x8
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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger

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#14469459 - 05/17/11 07:09 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

im sure he's forking over plenty of cash through the divorce, plus the potential blackmailer would be getting alot of child support anyway so not much point in potentially loosing that child support money

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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Re: makaveli8x8]
#14469481 - 05/17/11 07:12 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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dynomite
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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger

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#14469488 - 05/17/11 07:14 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

i didn't say it was the maid who blackmailed him, she was probably already getting hush money :wink:

:wink:

but like i said, just a theory

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learningtofly
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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger

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#14469492 - 05/17/11 07:15 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

lol that can't be real can it

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dynomite
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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger

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#14469498 - 05/17/11 07:16 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

you've never heard of a soundboard?

best thing since sliced bread

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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Re: learningtofly]
#14469501 - 05/17/11 07:17 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

learningtofly said:

lol that can't be real can it

It's a soundboard prank call, check the second video. When the drunk guy starts talking gibberish is hilarious.

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learningtofly
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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger

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#14469547 - 05/17/11 07:26 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

i mean like can anybody be that stupid the guy repeated the soundboard 37 times he must be retarded or something
howdy stranger
fuck you strangerhowdy stranger
fuck you strangerhowdy stranger
fuck you strangerhowdy stranger
fuck you strangerhowdy stranger
fuck you strangerhowdy stranger
fuck you strangerhowdy stranger
fuck you strangerhowdy stranger
fuck you stranger

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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger

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#14469562 - 05/17/11 07:28 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I wanna talk to somebody civilized...

How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
...fucker.

:lolsy:

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FractalDust
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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Re: learningtofly]
#14469563 - 05/17/11 07:28 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I just watched a foreign film called The Housemaid that had this exact plot. Shit did not turn out too well.

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Equipto

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Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger

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#14469593 - 05/17/11 07:33 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

makaveli8x8 said:

im sure he's forking over plenty of cash through the divorce

When they got married his wife was MUCH wealthier than he was, she is a Kennedy ya know, so theres probably nothing in the prenuptial that would really fuck him over. Maybe they updated it since then but for some reason I don't really feel like he'll take a big hit on this.

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Re: I'm detective John Kimbel

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#14469698 - 05/17/11 07:33 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

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