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Re: rate my cock [Re: sheldogg5]
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sheldogg5 said:


haha i dont see what the big deal is its just a little skin



A little? :archiebunker:


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Re: rate my cock [Re: Sprezzatura]
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Sprezzatura said:
Give the kid a break. Under close examination, human sex organs in general aren't the prettiest things in the world... Some of the weird looking Vagina I've smashed, shit, I couldn't even look at that fucked up roast beef wolf pussy if I wasn't horny... the chicks themselves were hot, but sometimes you get a weird looking vag.  Women shouldn't be so picky with cock knowing the funky looking shit they have.



:laugh2:yeah really. i fucking hate roast beef vag


and most chicks have roast beef looking vag. and sadly, you can't tell on the outside how tight a chick is, sometimes you can. but some chicks have tight looking vags, and on the inside they are like big batcaves, you can't fuck them, but maybe batman and robin are inside planning how to get the joker


but some chicks have roast beef looking vags and then on the inside you could fuck em for hours. it always sucks when a chick is soooooo hot but then has a roast beef looking vag. and yet chicks complain about a penis?


90% of women have roast beef looking vagina's, don't bitch about a little forskin, if some nigga doesn't wash his dick, he is probably a nasty nigga anyway and you are probably a hoe. oh, so maybe pee gets stuck in there? you think pee doesn't get stuck in a vag? men don't need toilet paper to wipe their penis when they are done using the bathroom.


and btw ladies, it's gross that something that is supposed to be tight and pretty can stretch out enough that a baby can come out of there, and this can happen way before a baby comes out. i was at a strip club one time, and swear the fucking chicks roast beef vag lips were like window drapes hanging down the sides of her legs:facepalm:


that penis is an ant eater though, but at least batman and robin aren't inside there fighting with the riddler or whatever. god damn, fail thread


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Re: rate my cock [Re: Sanguine]
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Sanguine said:
Wow, there is a lot of fear and loathing of uncircumsized penises in the shroomery...



No but people being arragont about their anteater dick when it reallllllly doesn't matter warrents a shit talk


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Re: rate my cock [Re: withoutawire]
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well well well...


a full thread talking about someones cock

what else could we expect from shroomery?


hey, to make this a little less gay, why doesn't some female post her vag and we will rate it, and then some other chick can post her vag in competition all wet and shit, the way the prisoner #1 posted his hard cock in challenge in op's journal. i feel gay and disgusted. but maybe if there is a chick competition thread, i won't feel such disgust:shrug:


if anyone disagrees, then you are in fact gay

























and once again, btw, had to say it. let's get anna banana to get in here and rate just high and prisoner #1's cock, she is 18 already right?:shrug:


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Edited by imachavel (03/18/11 07:15 PM)

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Re: rate my cock [Re: imachavel]
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:headbanger:

That's kinda metal i guess.


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Re: rate my cock [Re: maynardjameskeenan]
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i wanted to post my dick first :frown:

but I thought better of it at the time.

if that is pris i'm impressed.


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Re: rate my cock [Re: pfxtc]
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Not a penis, FYI.


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Re: rate my cock [Re: imachavel]
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imachavel said:
hey, to make this a little less gay, why doesn't some female post her vag and we will rate it


come on ladies ... let's see some roast beef


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Re: rate my cock [Re: laserpig]
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Yeah, we need some beef curtains up in hur.


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Re: rate my cock [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
if that is pris i'm impressed.


dispelling the big hands myth one pen0r at a time


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Re: rate my cock [Re: Prisoner#1]
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For the record, I actually think most circumcised penises look weird, like the head is about to fall off.

I actually like uncircumcised penises better. My boyfriend is uncircumcised, and I like it that way. But his dick looks a million times better than OP's. 

Still, I don't think circumcision really matters as much as if the dick curves upward or not... that actually makes a difference.

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Re: rate my cock [Re: s240779]
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It's funny how everyone's being so judgmental about mine when the photos have such horrible lighting and clarity.


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Northerner said:
I agree psilocybin is smokable though.

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Re: rate my cock [Re: s240779]
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lol... yeah... it's the lighting


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Re: rate my cock [Re: s240779]
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superhigh said:
It's funny how everyone's being so judgmental about mine when the photos have such horrible lighting and clarity.



:shrug: well post some better pics dawg, that's what the thread is for isn't it? :awejeez:


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Re: rate my cock [Re: imachavel]
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Pris had less lighting and his dick didn't look like an anteater who's trying to swallow it's own mouth...


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Re: rate my cock [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
lol... yeah... it's the lighting



i also kind of thought that ant eater was really easy to see in the picture


lighting wasn't so bad, i've been throwing up for 2 days now  :awepuke:



not because it's an ant eater, but because it's somebody else's dick right in your face, which is not very heterosexual, and kind of weird
:awewtf:


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Re: rate my cock [Re: imachavel]
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By the way, to address something you brought up before, Imachavel, circumcision does destroy a lot of nerve endings on the head of the penis. For example if I were to pull my foreskin back, throw pants on and walk around pretending to myself that I was circumsized, I would be experiencing intense sensation and severe discomfort on my penis head. I would be gritting my teeth while walking around. Because the foreskin preserves the especially sensitive nature of the head. The head of the circumcised penis becomes desensitized from brushing up against underwear and just being downright exposed to the air.


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Northerner said:
I agree psilocybin is smokable though.

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Re: rate my cock [Re: s240779]
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probably:shrug:


i don't know


whatever dude, i guess you get what you get huh? some people think the whole idea of what you do with your cock is as important as size is bull. but here is my argument, if not, then why can you make a girl squirt like a hose with 2 fingers while fingering a bitch?


just make sure when you use that ant eater, you really stick that mammal nose in there and fucking fuck the shit out of some bitch. i'm not a chick, just jumping on the band wagon. but really, you left yourself wide open for criticism when you posted pics of your cock. i'm sure i would be getting reemed also if i posted a big pic of my cock on here


what you need now is a video of you fucking the shit out of some bitch, then people might change their minds :smile:


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Re: rate my cock [Re: imachavel]
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imachavel said:
probably:shrug:


i don't know


whatever dude, i guess you get what you get huh? some people think the whole idea of what you do with your cock is as important as size is bull. but here is my argument, if not, then why can you make a girl squirt like a hose with 2 fingers while fingering a bitch?


just make sure when you use that ant eater, you really stick that mammal nose in there and fucking fuck the shit out of some bitch. i'm not a chick, just jumping on the band wagon. but really, you left yourself wide open for criticism when you posted pics of your cock. i'm sure i would be getting reemed also if i posted a big pic of my cock on here


what you need now is a video of you fucking the shit out of some bitch, then people might change their minds :smile:



During fucking:

"Oww my foreskin pulled back... OWW... OWWWWWWWW!! OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! OWWWW!!!! OW!!!!!!!!!! :feelsbadman:"


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Re: rate my cock [Re: imachavel]
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imachavel said:
lighting wasn't so bad, i've been throwing up for 2 days now  :awepuke:



not because it's an ant eater, but because it's somebody else's dick right in your face, which is not very heterosexual, and kind of weird
:awewtf:



real men can touch another guys dick and not think it's gay, here you are,
going to look at what you know is going to be there as is evidenced by the
thread title and the fact that it was more than one step to get to that point
means you were actively seeking it out, then you complain about it and call
it unheterosexual

I think it's evident what's really going on here :smirk:


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