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imachavel
I loved and lost but I loved-ftw



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imachavel said: lighting wasn't so bad, i've been throwing up for 2 days now
not because it's an ant eater, but because it's somebody else's dick right in your face, which is not very heterosexual, and kind of weird 
real men can touch another guys dick and not think it's gay, here you are, going to look at what you know is going to be there as is evidenced by the thread title and the fact that it was more than one step to get to that point means you were actively seeking it out, then you complain about it and call it unheterosexual
I think it's evident what's really going on here 
oh riiiggghhht
but what does that do for you anyway? give you a chubber, or maybe more?
i think that's what you want it to be. the truth is inside your are worried that i clicked on the thread out of pure curiosity because the topic was so overwhelmingly unbelievable, and that maybe i just couldn't help seeing what was actually in the thread, thinking it would be ok, but then actually went into shock when i saw a big fucking cock in my face. you are worried that is the truth, and you are worried, because this thread does something for you.
maybe you are enjoying the participation 
i have nothing to hide, my cock will be on here as soon as someone takes the time to snap the pic and post it for me, cuz no way in hell am i doing it myself. but what is YOUR interest in this thread? purely for entertainment? nothing more?
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Prisoner#1
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I gotta get a good macro lens if you want me to take the pic of your wiener
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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this is so funny... it's a cock.
HAHAHAHA
oh no, you offended my sexual preference!1 OH EM GEE, you must be a fag just fess up, fag!1 [/sarcasm]
DURRRRR
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imachavel
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if you mean macro, because you are comparing the telescope that would see the end of it, as only needing to be as powerful as the one that can see jupiter, and not as powerful as the one that can see all the way to pluto, then go ahead 
but have your girl take the pic please, i'm not showing my cock to no dude, you can see it on here after she has snapped the pic and posted it. then you guys can be on your way, i think that's nice enough
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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what a little piss ant.
yo, yeah, let my girl a take picture and post it... uhhh
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imachavel
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this is so funny... it's a cock.
HAHAHAHA
oh no, you offended my sexual preference!1 OH EM GEE, you must be a fag just fess up, fag!1 [/sarcasm]
DURRRRR
only you would think we are actually argueing seriously. he is the moderator dude, i don't want to be perma'd if i piss him off. i thought the pic of his dick was disgustingly uninteresting in just high's journal, but made a compliment anyway when someone said it was majestic, just because i don't want to be...
ohh, err.. oh nevermind pris, it was an awesome cock of biblical proportions
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Sleepwalker
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imachavel said:so maybe pee gets stuck in there? you think pee doesn't get stuck in a vag? men don't need toilet paper to wipe their penis when they are done using the bathroom.
haha...vagina != urethra. not quite like a penis.
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imachavel
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akira_akuma said: what a little piss ant.
yo, yeah, let my girl a take picture and post it... uhhh 
maybe you are a piss ant, what the fuck is your problem? pissing around and being pissy to a reply in someone elses thread, wtf
this thread is about high_whateverhisnameis fucking ant eater
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imachavel
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Oweyervishice said:
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imachavel said:so maybe pee gets stuck in there? you think pee doesn't get stuck in a vag? men don't need toilet paper to wipe their penis when they are done using the bathroom.
haha...vagina != urethra. not quite like a penis.
yeah, but it drips all over their cunt when they pee dude? why do you think chicks use toilet paper?
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Prisoner#1
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imachavel said: but have your girl take the pic please
no problem
here's her pic
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Prisoner#1
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imachavel said: only you would think we are actually argueing seriously. he is the moderator dude, i don't want to be perma'd if i piss him off.
wont happen...
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ohh, err.. oh nevermind pris, it was an awesome cock of biblical proportions 

let's tone it down a bit, this is the pub
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akira_akuma
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imachavel said:
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akira_akuma said: what a little piss ant.
yo, yeah, let my girl a take picture and post it... uhhh 
maybe you are a piss ant, what the fuck is your problem? pissing around and being pissy to a reply in someone elses thread, wtf
this thread is about high_whateverhisnameis fucking ant eater

im might not have read the thread fully... but it looks like you were being pissy about having big cock shoved onto your computer screen. it's not really that far out of the realm of possibilty.
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Uzziel
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: I'm uncircumcised, and my dick looks 100x better. The foreskin rolls back when I'm erect, whereas yours looks like a fucking ant eater.
2/10
Sucks for you cuz it's way more functional to have the foreskin firmly covering your erect penis. It acts as a sensation glove for the entire organ, primarily the head.
PWNED
Sucks for you cuz it may be more functional, but its gonna scare away everything that looks at it.
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Maharishi_2_U
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Re: rate my cock [Re: Uzziel]
#14149750 - 03/19/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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That pee pee needs the vag that concealed thos 50+ bags o boy and like twenty some biz in change lol. bc
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Flowing
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That's the way he was fucking born you assholes.
I second that I am eternally grateful my mother and father didn't choose to CUT THE END OFF MY DICK. This is just how it was meant to be, how our species evolved.
I've never ever heard a complaint from any of the women, probably because I don't sleep with dumb shallow bitches who would judge someone based on the aesthetics of their dick.
Power to you Superhigh. One day there will be a million anteater march against penile intolerance.
-------------------- He believed that educated people could make up their own minds. His motto, as head of one of the first and most important review panels, was great encouragement: "We're not here to play God." -DMT: The Spirit Molecule
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imachavel
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imachavel said: but have your girl take the pic please
no problem
here's her pic

oh man pris, i need you AND her to get over here right now, i am SOOO excited
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Maharishi_2_U
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imachavel said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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imachavel said: but have your girl take the pic please
no problem
here's her pic

oh man pris, i need you AND her to get over here right now, i am SOOO excited 
This thread is a weiner! Like Dominos I say! bc
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Re: rate my cock [Re: Flowing]
#14151938 - 03/20/11 01:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Flowing said:
That's the way he was fucking born you assholes.
I second that I am eternally grateful my mother and father didn't choose to CUT THE END OFF MY DICK. This is just how it was meant to be, how our species evolved.
I've never ever heard a complaint from any of the women, probably because I don't sleep with dumb shallow bitches who would judge someone based on the aesthetics of their dick.
Power to you Superhigh. One day there will be a million anteater march against penile intolerance. 
I've never understood why men make fun of other men who have the dick they were born with. Like I wouldn't make fun of everyone who doesn't get nose plastic surgery just because I think noses are naturally ugly.
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s240779


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So why does your boyfriend's uncircumcised penis look "a million times" better than mine? Is it that his foreskin isn't long enough that it forms a tip?
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imachavel
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Re: rate my cock [Re: s240779]
#14151973 - 03/20/11 01:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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dude, even the op is making fun of himself, no one really cares
lol
that foreskin was pretty long. and dude, this is shroomery, you get banned for argueing with trolls. if someone is going to post their cock on shroomery, then expect some insults. it's somewhat rude to post a cock online, some people find it weird.
i don't really care, it's not like i'm loosing sleep over this
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