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Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet.
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Do they honestly want me to leave a napkin smeared with shit to be thrown in a puny little trash bag and leave it to stank up the whole fucking room?

"Mrs. Choochironi the toilet clogged."
-"Oh dear, did you flush the toilet paper again?"
"yeah"
-"*TSK* Your not supposed to do that!"

Am i the only one whose thought of this? I mean i do have a little decency to flush the smelly shit napkin down the toilet and not leave it out in the open to reek the bathroom.

In the first grade my teacher said to throw away the waste we have from the bathroom into the trashcan IN THE CLASSROOM. So, one day i had a massive sticky icky shit that had to be taken care of, and the rest of the class got a nice whiff of it.

How awesome is that.


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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: GrizzlyBear]
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How retarded is a sewage system that can't handle TP? I mean, :wtf: Yeah, that shit sucks.

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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: koraks] * 1
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:awewtf:


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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: Ballerium]
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RP- are you in Mexico?


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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: Ballerium]
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Ballerium said:
:awewtf:


I was one badass first grader


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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: GrizzlyBear]
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It must have really made an impression on you if it happened in the first grade and you're still thinking about it :lol:


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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: Ballerium]
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Yeah well, some shit just doesn't go down that easily and then it tends to stick :shrug:

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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: Ballerium]
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Ballerium said:
It must have really made an impression on you if it happened in the first grade and you're still thinking about it :lol:


It did, a good mannered decent person doing something so dirty like that leaves a print for years. I did it out of justification though, the teacher soon realized that her bathroom laws just aren't necessary.

Besides, to this day it's still a growing problem.


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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: GrizzlyBear]
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im being serious for a sec cus im a little disturbed.
I NEVER HEARD ONCE IN MY LIFE THAT YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO FLUSH TOILET PAPER AKA BATH TISSUE.
have you heard otherwise?
what a buzzkill :hellokitty:


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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: Mello Kitty]
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ellenallien said:
im being serious for a sec cus im a little disturbed.
I NEVER HEARD ONCE IN MY LIFE THAT YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO FLUSH TOILET PAPER AKA BATH TISSUE.
have you heard otherwise?
what a buzzkill :hellokitty:


It depends on the sewage system. In Mexico you aren't supposed to. It fucks up their sewer systems. That's why sometimes if you work with Mexicans, or go to restaurants where Mexicans go, you will see this happening. There will be a little wastebasket next to the toilet for TP.


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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: nicechrisman]
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oh my! i can't look in this thread anymore its grossing me out :scat:

ellenallien said:
buzzkill :hellokitty:




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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: Mello Kitty]
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Yea when I used to work a lot of construction the bathrooms were fucking horrible. They wouldn't even put it in a trash can, just throw it in a corner and let it pile up.  The toilets flushed just fine, and the higher ups put signs in both languages but they couldn't seem to flush it.  Thank god I'm not doing that shit anymore.

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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: fungusmuncher]
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aah yeah that sounds a bit disgusting to work with.

You see, it still is a growing problem to this day.


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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: GrizzlyBear]
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some septic tanks can't handle shit tickets


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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: GrizzlyBear]
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Things are different in different places.


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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: DrMambo]
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This chick I knew stayed at my house for a couple of weeks cause her house burned down.
I actually had to tell her to flush her used toilet paper. Nasty biatch

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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: nicechrisman]
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nicechrisman said:
It depends on the sewage system. In Mexico you aren't supposed to. It fucks up their sewer systems. That's why sometimes if you work with Mexicans, or go to restaurants where Mexicans go, you will see this happening.



I've seen them take dumps in closets, a super on one job claimed it was
because they didnt have toilets in mexico, I told him I've been to mexico
and they weren't out shitting in the streets so there must have been a couple
of bathrooms

I ran about 15 of them off a job for the same thing, bad part, it was the
closet next to the bathroom and it had working water, their boss asked if
I was getting rid of them all because of one person doing it, I told him I
have neither the time no patience to deal with crap like that, that the 2
things his people need to know when walking on a job site is english for
safety reason and how to use a toilet so they can collect their full pay


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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: Prisoner#1]
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When I lived in Peru we couldn't flush toilet paper like most of latin america. The sewage system only handles turds, no paper. I really couldn't understand why a huge turd could go down but wet tissue paper couldn't. On that logic I flushed toilet paper down the toilet only to have shit come up through my shower :shrug:

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Re: Of course im going to flush toilet paper down the toilet. [Re: Rebirtha]
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Rebirtha said:
When I lived in Peru we couldn't flush toilet paper like most of latin america. The sewage system only handles turds, no paper. I really couldn't understand why a huge turd could go down but wet tissue paper couldn't. On that logic I flushed toilet paper down the toilet only to have shit come up through my shower :shrug:


One of life's mysteries.


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We are always acting on what has just finished happening. It happened at least 1/30th of a second ago. We think we're in the present, but we aren't. The present we know is only a movie of the past.
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