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Gay Marriage and The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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*Taken from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Official church stance of homosexual marriage:

Fellow Pastafarians,

I am writing about the official church stance of homosexual marriage (i.e. none). I am concerned that this stance is in direct contradiction with the will of the FSM. You see, I received a vision from the FSM this evening while (as is often the case) I was cooking a grilled cheese sandwich.

During his appearance he told me that homosexuals are gay because He has touched them with his noodley appendage. This is the reason that “experts” have had so much difficulty pinpointing what makes someone gay. And since gays and lesbians have been chosen by Him, to deny them the right to get married is an abomination in His eyes (meatballs). Of course many have argued that no major religion has ever accepted homosexuality. It should obvious to any FSM follower that the real reason homosexuals are shunned from mainstream religion is because of blatant prejudice towards those who have been touched by Him. A bigotry that I know many of my fellow Pastafarians have experienced first hand.

I am especially concerned because of the state of gay rights movement today. Too often gay activists argue that should be given the right to marry because of court precedent that says marriage is their “right as a human being” or essential to the “dignity ” of a relationship. Then they rely on the 14th amendment to say that they deserve “equal protection under the laws” and that under constitution gay people are “equal to” straight people.

Well I think to time to put these arguments to rest. Gay Pastafarians should sue because not allowing gay marriage is a violation of their first amendment rights since it is commanded by the FSM as relayed to me in my vision. Of course He works in mysterious ways and we may never why He commands that gays get married. But there is no question that He does.

Now if I know my fellow Pastafarians, you want proof. Attached is a photo of the grilled sandwich I was cooking when He appeared to me. I think it speaks for itself. I hope that it is satisfactory proof to convince everyone that we should amend the CotFSM’s stance on gay marriage to supporting it. Only then can gay Pastafarians demand true religious freedom and marry as the FSM intended.

May you all be touched by his noodley appendage,

Katie












What is your stance on Gay Marriage?

Edited by Stains Blue (02/10/11 11:17 PM)

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Re: Gay Marriage and The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: Stains Blue]
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And since gays and lesbians have been chosen by Him, to deny them the right to get married is an abomination in His eyes (meatballs)

:lolsy:


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Re: Gay Marriage and The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: Stains Blue]
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Gay people aren't people too... fairy tales.


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Spectaculorum procedere debet





:mushroom2: :beer:

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Re: Gay Marriage and The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: Sprezzatura]
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flying fucking meatball monster...


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Re: Gay Marriage and The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: Stains Blue]
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I think they should be able to. :pride: I have to read this book.:grin: I remember being touched by a noodly appendage.*SIGH*


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Re: Gay Marriage and The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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I wish they would let all the Gay people get married, so I have an excuse not to get married to my girlfriend.... I'll just say "Dude, marriage is gay".


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Spectaculorum procedere debet





:mushroom2: :beer:

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Re: Gay Marriage and The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster [Re: Sprezzatura]
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FSM is taking over.

If people want to get married I'm not going to say no.  I believe people can do what they want to do in their own home and if they want to get married idc

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