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Kangaroo Battle * 2
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man these guys are so awesome.. i wonder wut kangaroos will evolve into once they start using tools n thangs



these bastards can grow to 9 fucking feet tall


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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: Envix]
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What kind of thumbs do they have?


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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: Envix]
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Am I the only one who thinks Kangaroos are like the most bizarre mammal ever? huge tail to support themselves on while they use there jackhammer like legs to pummel shit... not to mention they are fucking huge!


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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: 2Cents] * 1
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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: gzuf]
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gzuf said:




Bwahahahahahaha


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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: Envix]
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wowza

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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: cowtipper7]
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I would fight a kangaroo with the proper sports equipment to protect me from the sharp claws.

I'm excited just thinking about it.

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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: cowtipper7]
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I don't think they cangrow to 9 feet, but there are certainly big ass red ones that are 6 feet. You actually have to be careful of the big ones because they have big claws on their feet and when they do that tail spring kick thing, they can actually cut open your abdomen, which is :feelsbadman:


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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: 2Cents]
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I read somewhere that they can disembowel people with a kick.  :eek:


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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: deCypher]
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You have to block or dodge those.



With enough strategy I swear we could have good matches.

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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: deCypher]
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yeah i found this video after hearing joe rogan talk about it on his podcast -about how they disembowel people and fuck shit up all the time

and they're giantess they can flip over a fucking car


normal kangaroos usually grow up to 7 feet tall but those red ones, they dont weigh as much but can get up to 9 ft


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knock a hoe out this dimension, continue my ascension
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Edited by Envix (02/03/11 09:48 PM)

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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: deCypher]
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Yeah dude, it's pretty scary stuff.

But kangaroos are actually nice though, they don't attack people and stuff for nothing, if anythign they will run away from humans.

They kind of just chill out and will let you feed them and stuff.

But yeah definately wouldn't want to be angering one of the bigger ones !





No way it can flip over a car dude thats a bit of bs. It's an animal not a terminator. :lol:

I don't thinkt hey grow to 9 foot, im sure they grow to 6 foot though.


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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: Dosile Kouki]
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lol imagine kangaroos w/ artificial technologically-advanceed limbs



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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: Envix]
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We already have created rats with implanted electrodes that we can control remotely; just imagine if we start our own army of remote-controlled armored kangaroos.  :what2:


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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: Dosile Kouki]
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Wow that last video was disappointing:(


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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: Choix Sinaloa] * 1
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lol theyre already working on that in japan

through fuckin' electric/"galvanic" impulses



oops its embeded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf0E9llkZIU


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knock a hoe out this dimension, continue my ascension
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rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, shLong, ModestMouse, vinsue, big worm (sketch), tim

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Re: Kangaroo Battle [Re: Envix]
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Envix said:
man these guys are so awesome.. i wonder wut kangaroos will evolve into once they start using tools n thangs





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