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Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27)
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I hear people say that there are alot of drugs in prison. How do drugs get in there? How do they hide them when there is a cell check? Thoughts? :sunny:


inb4 they shove it up their assholes and then go to jail

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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crooked guards bring lots of shit in and let lots of shit happen for a price....and when your a prisoner with nothin but time u find stash spots,,, and when my brother was locked up and i would go visit him security was pretty relaxed it was just a metal detector and shit and then we would get to chill relatively unsupervised for the most part.

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Prison is like a bathroom with no exit...dude.

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #3]
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have you ever thought of thinking about these questions before posting them, most seem obvious or easily figured out by using a search engine

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #3]
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hmm...interesting :hehehe:

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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What are the most popular drugs in prison?

Are hallucinogens popular? Or are they too much of a mindfuck in a tight space?

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #5]
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id have to imagine heroin, coke, or meth would be popular in prison

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
id have to imagine heroin, coke, or meth would be popular in prison


LOL - Why? Because these drugs have a negative stigma and you think prison is associated with those?

I've never been to prison, but my short time in jail I saw a lot of pharms going around because quite a few people had perscriptions for things like methadone and xanax. Occasionaly I'd hear about a small joint or something.

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #6]
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you are all retards.

in texas prisons there are POUNDS of marijuana and there are TONS of ecstasy and countless many other drugs in prison including heroin.

also, why the fuck would we tell you how we get that shit in?

not to mention the countless many prescription analgesics and sedatives.

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #7]
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op here, interesting thoughts

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #8]
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how did this shit make it to #37?

and how do they keep getting work?

will this upstage the legendary 5AM thread (except divided in to like 100 threads?)

will Goku arrive in time to save his friends from nappa and vegeta?

find out next time, on

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BALL

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #7]
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How do they hide tons of drugs in a prison? And is there ever psychedelics like shrooms in prison? And how would you even use the drugs? Dont the prison guards always have an eye on you? :uh:

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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pewviously on DRAGON BALL ZEEEEE

goku arrived just in time to kick nappa in the nuts,  gohan and krillin were like "damn son" and vegeta made nappa explode because nappa dropped his baggy of frieza's homegrown fungus.




- exxos and tabs arent hard to sneak in.  also, prisons are VERY large.  The guards DO care if there are drugs around, but there's just so many inmates that its hard to keep track of

also, in state jail, my buddy was a trustee and he would work the bathrooms.  on visiting day, a friend of his would stick a baggy of rolls somewhere (like a trash can or something somewhat inconspicuous) and and the trustee would go by there later to pick up his shit

also, making friends with the evidence room guy isn't unheard of.

will goku have enough strength to take on vegeta, the prince of all saiyans alone?? STAY TUNED....

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #7]
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hmm...so do the people in jail with the drugs just hoard it all for themselves? or give it to others? Are they allowed to have money in jail..?

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i served 15 days in county jail for marijuana, so i only have a vague understanding of how the prison trade works but for what i learned:

there is a commissary system.  Your relatives mail checks to the prison with the inmate number on them.  that money is then reserved for the inmate, for which he can use to buy commissary items such as your basic toiletries like a comb, deodorant, even shaving cream.  you can also buy snacks like twinkies (yes, twinkies, not kidding) swiss cake rolls, cheetos, chocolate chip cookies, and countless many others.  the most popular food in prison is ramen, and that costs about a dollar for four packets.

and there isn't any paper money in jail.  its all bank-account type stuff. in texas prison, i've heard that commissary comes twice a week where you can get all your goodies and you can trade from there.

drugs can be traded for food, or other drugs, or what the fuck ever.  the last thing i can say is that, believe it or not, i repeat: believe it or not, there are some smart mother fucking people in prison.  like, smart mother fucking people in prison.  of course, there are dumb ones, but man, the smart ones in prison will get away with the most outrageous shit in the most streneous circumstances.

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #7]
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if you have any stories about these smart folk in prison; id love to hear them.

were these smart people like the big drug lords? were they really smooth with the wardens and got let off easy?

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i guess "clever" would've been a better word than "smart"

from what i understand is that it is an impossibility to smuggle in large quantities of drugs in there.  it really depends on the prison.  in texas, its not like you can squeeze powdered coke through the little holes (which they don't have anymore, they make you use a telephone) my buddy would have his friend leave a jewel bag of exxos under a toilet seat outsie the innmate walls, and my buddy would run in, clean the restroom, grab his bag and stuck it in his gooch.

aside from the drugs, this other guy taught me how to make a fucking bow and arrow, a dart gun, and a baseball bat (and a killer one too).  You'd be thinking "how the fuck could you possibly..." but he'd do shit like crinkle up two magazines and tie them together.  he would get some kind of string, rubber band, something i dont know, and he'd make the arrows by rolling the magazines down so densely you could actually get some badass projectory off of it.

as for the bat, he told me he got two potatoes.  he skinned off about 25% of them and mashed them down.  he rolled the newspapers up with the potatoes and waited for them to harden.  two days later he hit tested it out, THWACK THWACK THWACK he would bang the walls and his cage to test it out and it was a full functioning babe ruth baseball bat.

if i think of anymore details i'll happily share them.  but man... you'd think people who get busted like that for multiple DWI's, assault, attempted murder and trafficking wouldn't have the mental capacity to make tools from prison scratch.

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #7]
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wow...well i guess when your in the system for so long, you make due with what you have, which is when creativity truly strives

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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why the fuck are so many of you responding to this ass-hat, seriously?

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Re: Lettuce be reality #37 (12/27) [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Maybe some of us like to have intelligent, intriguing, interesting conversations. Ever think of that? :inbred:

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