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Talkin to mates about the freeman movement
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"You can't even get water though, you'd be dead in 3 days"

Ummm, a well?  Rain?  Osmosis filters, rivers.  Jesus lol.


These people are gonna die faster than a upside down goldfish bowl.  If these solar flares really do knock out the power grid s :awedisgust:  or any or the other potential hierarchy collapses.


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Our thoughts create our reality.  :strokebeard:

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: nice1]
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My uncle spent 23 years in the navy and one year for chrimbus he gave me a flight suit fully kitted out. It had the actual navy issued book in one of the pockets on how to survive every situation. My friends and I spend many summers doing every thing in that book. Bring on teh flares.


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Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: nice1]
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nice1 said:
"You can't even get water though, you'd be dead in 3 days"

Ummm, a well?  Rain?  Osmosis filters, rivers.  Jesus lol.



Jesus will not bring you water.

Quote:
These people are gonna die faster than a upside down goldfish bowl.



Upside down goldfish bowls will not die.

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
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SpiritualSnorkel said:
nice1 said:
"You can't even get water though, you'd be dead in 3 days"

Ummm, a well?  Rain?  Osmosis filters, rivers.  Jesus lol.



Jesus will not bring you water.




Thats because if you drink from his well, you'll never go thirsty! :lol:


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T h e r e  a r e  n o  o r d i n a r y  m o m e n t s.

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
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SpiritualSnorkel said:
Jesus will not bring you water.




Yes he will, if we live with him in our hearts.

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: Brugman]
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Brugman said:
SpiritualSnorkel said:
Jesus will not bring you water.




Yes he will, if we live with him in our hearts.



But then you have to cut somebody's heart open to get at the water. I suppose that's not a bad thing, then you'd meat to eat. I get the buttock!


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Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: Brugman]
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Brugman said:
SpiritualSnorkel said:
Jesus will not bring you water.




Yes he will, if we live with him in our hearts.



I've already spoken with Jesus and he has no plans to supply water or any other essentials to the Freeman movement.

Though he is currently engaged in arms deal negotiations with the other side.

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: Fungal-one]
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Fungal-one said:
Brugman said:
SpiritualSnorkel said:
Jesus will not bring you water.




Yes he will, if we live with him in our hearts.



But then you have to cut somebody's heart open to get at the water. I suppose that's not a bad thing, then you'd meat to eat. I get the buttock!



The man sitting at the head of the table gets the buttock.

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
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Edited by Prisoner#1 (12/17/10 08:16 PM)

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
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SpiritualSnorkel said:
Fungal-one said:
Brugman said:
SpiritualSnorkel said:
Jesus will not bring you water.




Yes he will, if we live with him in our hearts.



But then you have to cut somebody's heart open to get at the water. I suppose that's not a bad thing, then you'd meat to eat. I get the buttock!



The man sitting at the head of the table gets the buttock.



And?


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Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: Fungal-one]
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And not the guy who's outside pissing off the deck! :megapsycrankey:

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
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:hmm:

Fine, I'll have the left testicle, please.


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Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: Fungal-one]
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Fungal-one said:
:hmm:

Fine, I'll have the left testicle, please.



... the Jesusfreak already ate both the testies.

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
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Any taint left? I like those when they get crispy.


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Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: Brugman]
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Brugman said:
SpiritualSnorkel said:
Jesus will not bring you water.




Yes he will, if we live with him in our hearts.




I could see that causing severe chest pain resulting in a trip to
the ER and eventually open heart surgery to have him removed

"your jesus is benign but it's better to err on the side of caution"

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: nice1]
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the free man movement is such a slimy scam, hopefully you dont get 20
years for exerting your sovereignty while pooping in Trafalgar square

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: Prisoner#1]
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It can't be a scam as its pretty much anti-money or at least they want an honest currency not a perpetual debt loaned from some foreign company :cuteshit:

people are just clicking onto the day light robbery and getting pissed off thats all.

Why are we raping our planet, starving the 3rd world and in a perpetual slavery when we have the technology to live in a utopian society?

The only reason is because some dick heads enjoy having a loada chumps to wipe their ass on command and that is really not a good reason to rape the world of its resources and cause such hell for people.

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: nice1]
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a con doesnt have to be about getting money

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: Prisoner#1]
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So what are they gaining from me by telling me to live in harmony withthe earth instead of a corrupt system
thats killing the planet?
:shrug:

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Re: Talkin to mates about the freeman movement [Re: nice1]
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they're gaining disorder and enabling themselves to more effectively hide

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