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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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She probably has a cock and is going to ass rape you in a motel.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #8]
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No picture means shes ugly, i bet she has one of you right?

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Ah, you guys. I can always count on the people of SA to be helpful and insightful. Seriously though, what do you think her job is? It better be exciting or I am going to be rather upset since she has been hyping it up so much by not telling me and dropping these random clues.

And yes, I sent her my pic. She thought I looked to young for her at first, and was hesitating to go through with it. But now she wants to chill.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Prob involves retail if she has been busy lately- like since black fri basicly, right?

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #2]
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she told you she worked out for 6 days, she must be hot right ?:rolleyes:
OP there has to be a better way for you to meet girls...

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Actually, I have thought about an exit strategy if I get to the place to meet her and she is ugly...I will turn and run. Simple as that. I would consider myself to be attractive, and I have been told before that I am. So if she is ugly then I wont be going home with her or talking to her. Call me shallow, but I am only in this in order to fuck an older chick, and if she is not hot then it is a no go.


She won't be butt ugly.
Just a little older and shaped differently than the 20ish female  you are used to.
If she is a business person, and working out, I think you can be sure she will look like something very worth while boning.
Also, she will rock your little sex world with experience. I'll bet she can wear you out all night.
Go with the flow and don't come across too eager to just hit the sack. Treat her right and you will not be disappointed.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
she told you she worked out for 6 days, she must be hot right ?:rolleyes:
OP there has to be a better way for you to meet girls...


It just means she wont be fat. I am skinny, so I cant be with a fat person.
The problem is not meeting girls. I have no problem doing that seeing as I am in college and go out every weekend where there are plenty of girls. I have taken plenty home this semester. The problem is finding older women who are dtf with younger guys. So the internet seems to be the easiest place for that.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #10 said:
she told you she worked out for 6 days, she must be hot right ?:rolleyes:
OP there has to be a better way for you to meet girls...


It just means she wont be fat. I am skinny, so I cant be with a fat person.
The problem is not meeting girls. I have no problem doing that seeing as I am in college and go out every weekend where there are plenty of girls. I have taken plenty home this semester. The problem is finding older women who are dtf with younger guys. So the internet seems to be the easiest place for that.


for cougs i always go to the bars or restaurants that cater to them. they are usually in the nicest parts of town and located by the commercial business areas.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #10]
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:cop:

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Lol. Maybe a super secret cop. If she is a cop I don't care. What would it matter?

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I am skinny, so I cant be with a fat person.





Whoa...

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
I am skinny, so I cant be with a fat person.





Whoa...


My thoughts exactly

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Her job is banging guys in the ass and you are going to be one of them.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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She is super ugly fool, haven't you used the internet before?  Even a chick weighing in at a deuce and a half can manage a "fat girl angle" picture that makes her look decent to fuck!!!!  This lady didn't even come up with a pic?!?


Although, you might as well meet up at this point.  Its a valuable lesson and this thread is gonna need closure.....

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
She is probably the local infant supplier for the businessmen/reptilian overlords for their frenzied blood orgies, at midnight every night they have a seance with Lucifer and then sacrifice an infant in his name. After spilling its blood they toss its corpse into a large stone sarcophagus as an offering to his name, they then begin feasting like rapid wolves on the flesh of the other live infants that are crucified upside down to wormwood pentagrams. After they have eaten their fill of virgin mortals they begin having a wild blood orgy on the inscribed sacred satanic stone tablets used to collect the infants blood; which gives energy to the inscribed word of Lucifer.

So yeah, she is probably the supplier of those infants.


Definetly,
or a whore

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Wait...You seriously think we can figure out what her job is based on this information...

1) Its business related (lol wtf kind of clue is that? Everything is business..)

2) Its strange


Based on everything the OP has said I'm guessing his IQ is in the low 80's

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #16]
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What the hell I'll take a few stabs at her "strange job"

Cow Hoof Trimmer

Furniture Tester for La-Z-Boy

Ski Slope Illustrator

Dice Inspector

Snake Milker

Fortune Cookie Writer

Old Person Sitter

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
Wait...You seriously think we can figure out what her job is based on this information...

1) Its business related (lol wtf kind of clue is that? Everything is business..)

2) Its strange


Based on everything the OP has said I'm guessing his IQ is in the low 80's


Fuck off mate. I also included that she had been working out everyday and night for the past week and that it had to do with her job. I was trying to figure out a type of job where someone would be very involved in the business community, own their own company, the job being strange, and requiring an excessive amount of working out.
Learn to read and comprehend...or is your IQ too low?

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Maybe, after sex, she will offer you a timeshare!!

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #17]
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pics

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