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Help me figure out this "strange job"
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So I met this older chick online (45) who wants to hang out and have "fun", but she wont tell me her job. She says she is very involved in the business community in my city, and has been working out straight for the last 6 days and nights. She says its a "strange job". I wonder what it is. I don't get why she wont tell me. She says when we meet she will tell me and I will understand then.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Does she know your interests include shroomery.org?

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Nah man. I told her a bunch of good things that I know older women want. She clearly wants a boy toy. I just don't understand why she is being so secretive.

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Edited by Anonymous (06/21/20 01:16 AM)

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Maybe she manages something adult, bar, strip club, other. Maybe she wants to keep it on the down low if she is rich or something. Maybe she is corrupt and doesn't want word getting out that she plans to use you sexually and she is in a 'moral' position.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Yeah she wants to keep the relationship discrete. She says she is divorced, owns her own home and business. She wasnt sure about getting together at first because she has a "strong moral fiber" and thought she would corrupt me.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Whats the age diff?

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I am 21. So 24 years.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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U have plans to meet?

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Yeah she wants to meet next week. She wants to meet somewhere first to hang out and then go back to her place to hang out some more. So I am hoping I can get something from her that night. It would be nice to fuck an older chick for once or get head from one. Never been with any one older than me before.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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pics

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I asked her to send me one. I am afraid she is ugly but she may just want to be secretive until we meet. She sounds like she would be in shape and is intelligent and successful. So she cant be that bad looking.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Oh, Jesus.
Have fun with that.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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She's an old hooker escort compensated companion whore.
Good stuff!

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I asked her to send me one. I am afraid she is ugly but she may just want to be secretive until we meet. She sounds like she would be in shape and is intelligent and successful. So she cant be that bad looking.


:facepalm:
:facepalm:



wtf cluck.  internet chicks are almost always ugly.  youre going to bang a nasty chick who tried to look better by working out for 6 nights.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
I asked her to send me one. I am afraid she is ugly but she may just want to be secretive until we meet. She sounds like she would be in shape and is intelligent and successful. So she cant be that bad looking.


:facepalm:
:facepalm:



wtf cluck.  internet chicks are almost always ugly.  youre going to bang a nasty chick who tried to look better by working out for 6 nights.



OP consider yourself building good karma is you are half decent looking. Instead of banging a hotty, you are the hotty banging her. That may help get past the issue (if she is ugly).

It is about the person anyway. Not much one can do about certain bodily features, so fuck it until you're dickless!

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #4]
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that is true anon4 just wrap

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Actually, I have thought about an exit strategy if I get to the place to meet her and she is ugly...I will turn and run. Simple as that. I would consider myself to be attractive, and I have been told before that I am. So if she is ugly then I wont be going home with her or talking to her. Call me shallow, but I am only in this in order to fuck an older chick, and if she is not hot then it is a no go.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I should also add that she has two kids who are older than me and has been divorced for two years. If she is ugly I am going to be pissed.

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Re: Help me figure out this "strange job" [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Ugly girls have hot wet pussies.
Turn the lights down and do it doggy style.

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