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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: sharkeye]
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I like fapdu.com


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
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Larrythescaryrex said:
google that shit. you must see it to believe it.


Oh I've seen this, or what it looks like on MyFreeCams.


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Edited by SprewellSleeve (12/03/10 07:06 PM)

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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #13578706 -

Yeah, why do women get all the awesome sex toys?  :megacrankey:


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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
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Women should be sex toys.


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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: SprewellSleeve]
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:blush:


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: SprewellSleeve]
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SprewellSleeve said:
Larrythescaryrex said:
are you like 12 or something?


Explained this before.

Always thought it was disgusting and degrading.

Only cum to be released by me is on a girl.


:nonono:

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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
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better rub off about 8 of em before midnight.

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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: SprewellSleeve]
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SprewellSleeve said:
Women should be sex toys.


What do mean they are sex toys you just have to know how to play your cards right.:jiggy:


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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: DAZER]
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This sounds pretty shitty...

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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: Caine]
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Caine said:
This sounds pretty shitty...



It's all about self-control, mang.


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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
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Dude, I am married and I still say, "Fuck You!".
With all due respect by the way. That is just what went through my head as I read your Subject Title.

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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: 4runner]
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Not participating.


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"The moment we recognize that we can imagine, we cannot. Conversely, if we try to forget that we've recognized it, we've given up the beauty of having an imagination in the first place, and all of our past experiences mean nothing."

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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: SprewellSleeve]
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SprewellSleeve said:
Women are sex toys.


*fixed

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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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Im in!


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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
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Larrythescaryrex said:
girls have much better sex toys than men it seems. ever seen a sybian?


I just looked it up. They make one for men.

http://www.sybian.com/venusindex.html

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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: CarnivalBarker]
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Quote:
It is easy to use: simply insert yourself into a lubricated, flexible, natural gum rubber liner.  Turn on V2000 and adjust the stroke length and speed


I think the "insert yourself into a lubricated flexible, natural gum rubber liner" is kinda what gets me.

In response to the OP; no offense, but you're going to fail. Install an adult filter on your internet browser that will keep you off the pr0n. That's your only hope.

Best of luck though :laugh:


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The Essential Works of Art

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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: Wiseman13]
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so far so good. + i'm getting laid tonight so i should hold off for that anyway!

:awesantabig:


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"Fear makes the wolf look bigger"

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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
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I went without jerking for 3 years when I was a monk at a Hindu monastery. Emissions happen though in your dreams, for me about once every 1-2 months when I was there.

Edited by LSDenthusiast (12/04/10 10:44 AM)

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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: LSDenthusiast]
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Good luck guys. Jerking off is all I got. I will not throw away the last thing I love.


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Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.

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Re: No jerking off challenge. [Re: Fungal-one]
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I already wanked when I woke up this morning.  Hmmmm.


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