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travelleler
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Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13572768 - 12/02/10 11:29 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

[Re: travelleler]
#13572780 - 12/02/10 11:30 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

I bet if a TSA agent ejaculated during a pat down they wouldn't throw him to the ground and arrest him.

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13572781 - 12/02/10 11:30 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Not real.

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

[Re: travelleler]
#13572782 - 12/02/10 11:31 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

is this website like a much less funny version of the onion?

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13572796 - 12/02/10 11:34 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:frown:

I should have clicked the link

Now I feel like a fool

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13572798 - 12/02/10 11:34 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

cummings

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13572809 - 12/02/10 11:38 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i ejaculated while reading that

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13572818 - 12/02/10 11:41 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

It's already been established that article is a satirical article. It ain't real.

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shLong

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13572831 - 12/02/10 11:43 AM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Mush 4 Brains said:

cummings

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

[Re: shLong]
#13572917 - 12/02/10 12:00 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

i want to go through air port security with a banana hammock and a raging viagra enduced hard on.

i'll wear some tear-away pants and tape a metal spoon to my thigh

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shLong

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13572956 - 12/02/10 12:08 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

Salomon said:

i'll wear some tear-away pants and tape a metal spoon to my thigh

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13572968 - 12/02/10 12:10 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

lol

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Mush 4 Brains
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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13572974 - 12/02/10 12:12 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

arrest my penis

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Doc_T
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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13572986 - 12/02/10 12:14 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

morrowasted said:

is this website like a much less funny version of the onion?

More or less.

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JesusGoneRogue

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13573188 - 12/02/10 12:59 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

hmm if this were to be true. then any rape cases where the girl orgasmed should be dropped.

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Brugman
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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

[Re: travelleler]
#13573194 - 12/02/10 01:02 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

travelleler said:

Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco
Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani

No red lights went off screaming "fake" to you? LOL.

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travelleler
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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13573869 - 12/02/10 03:15 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

thought you deleted it.... ???

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

[Re: travelleler]
#13573918 - 12/02/10 03:27 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

footage!!! or is it....

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4runner

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13574045 - 12/02/10 03:56 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

:laugh2:

"that's your penis... :blush:

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alright... Sorry about that. Sorry about that."

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Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

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#13574162 - 12/02/10 04:14 PM (15 years, 9 months ago)

mindtool said:

footage!!! or is it....

this happened to me once, got stopped in a car with a friends BF, he had
a pound of leaf under the seat and he took the car from the shop where
he worked without permission, cops searched the car twice before finding
the weed, the got me out, started patting me down, cop grabbed my dick
because I go commando, he asked what it was I said it's me, do mage me
empty my pockets, he grabbed my cock again and I said 'stop, that's me
you're yanking on', he made me turn out my pockets and one more time he
tugs on my dick and I'm like "dude, you want me to pull the fucker out
and show you what it is" his partner started laughing and told him to
cut me loose before he catches a charge

it was kind of enjoyable until he pinched and pulled

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