DRTMaverick said:

Alright, so I head out to do my nightly beer run and take a back road that's 45mph there (this was minutes ago), some emo fucktards across the street decided they thought ti would be funny to run at or in front of my car, thinking I'd swerve (if I did it would land me in a ditch and probably kill me), I didn't, and almost hit the skater fagtard with girl pants as he jumped back out of the way.

I picked my beer up and headed back down the road at about 60mph, and saw the kids again, this time on my side of the road, one decided to run at my car again, and i slowed down just enough to swerve at him close enough to nail him with a large soda.

I kind of wish I had hit him, he'd done it to a few other cars behind me earlier, I'm sure they'd be more than willing to tell the cops the fuckers were running at cars.


Don't be a fucktard, my pathfinder weighs a good 4000lb more than you.

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Go back with any friends on the baseball/football/basketball team and beat the shit out of them. They have money and stuff you want.

Jumping in front of cars just die already damnit!

DRTMaverick said:

I haven't been in highschool since I was 18 son.  I don't got those friends no more, I got mean red headed logging brothers from wisconsin that'll kill you though if you fuck with one or the other.

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DRTMaverick said:

Alright, so I head out to do my nightly beer run and take a back road that's 45mph there (this was minutes ago), some emo fucktards across the street decided they thought ti would be funny to run at or in front of my car, thinking I'd swerve (if I did it would land me in a ditch and probably kill me), I didn't, and almost hit the skater fagtard with girl pants as he jumped back out of the way.

I picked my beer up and headed back down the road at about 60mph, and saw the kids again, this time on my side of the road, one decided to run at my car again, and i slowed down just enough to swerve at him close enough to nail him with a large soda.

I kind of wish I had hit him, he'd done it to a few other cars behind me earlier, I'm sure they'd be more than willing to tell the cops the fuckers were running at cars.


Don't be a fucktard, my pathfinder weighs a good 4000lb more than you.

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Stupid kids.  I would have pulled over and given them a good tongue lashing!! 

DRTMaverick said:

Alright, so I head out to do my nightly beer run and take a back road that's 45mph there (this was minutes ago), some emo fucktards across the street decided they thought ti would be funny to run at or in front of my car, thinking I'd swerve (if I did it would land me in a ditch and probably kill me), I didn't, and almost hit the skater fagtard with girl pants as he jumped back out of the way.

I picked my beer up and headed back down the road at about 60mph, and saw the kids again, this time on my side of the road, one decided to run at my car again, and i slowed down just enough to swerve at him close enough to nail him with a large soda.

I kind of wish I had hit him, he'd done it to a few other cars behind me earlier, I'm sure they'd be more than willing to tell the cops the fuckers were running at cars.


Don't be a fucktard, my pathfinder weighs a good 4000lb more than you.

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The_Ghost said:

DRTMaverick said:

Alright, so I head out to do my nightly beer run and take a back road that's 45mph there (this was minutes ago), some emo fucktards across the street decided they thought ti would be funny to run at or in front of my car, thinking I'd swerve (if I did it would land me in a ditch and probably kill me), I didn't, and almost hit the skater fagtard with girl pants as he jumped back out of the way.

I picked my beer up and headed back down the road at about 60mph, and saw the kids again, this time on my side of the road, one decided to run at my car again, and i slowed down just enough to swerve at him close enough to nail him with a large soda.

I kind of wish I had hit him, he'd done it to a few other cars behind me earlier, I'm sure they'd be more than willing to tell the cops the fuckers were running at cars.


Don't be a fucktard, my pathfinder weighs a good 4000lb more than you.

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lol well played with the soda. No way he saw that coming. I know hitting them was tempting but generally a bad idea.

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truekimbo2 said:

i just wanted to throw in here now i have respect for emo girl pants skater kids.  They steal just enough from the hipsters that hopefully the hipsters are irked and feel old.

I'm removed enough from it that i when i see those kids i just wanna be like "yeah keep doing whatever you're doing kid, i'm not into it but you're cool as fuck."

Uhm i should throw in the "emo" kids around here more go for a hipster thug vibe. 

Also they naturally make the hippie thugs look foolish.

I dunno, wins all around.

because i care ALOT about style.

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destructo_low said:

Have you seen the videos of the guys that order the largest drink at a fast food restaurant, and when they hand it to them out the drive through, they yell "Fire in the hole", and chunk it back in the window at the person? That's what your story reminded me of.

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blujay said:

Well, if you're dressed that way you aren't ready for the kind of stuff I do, but whatever. Dressing that way just proves to me they don't have anything going on.

Also skinny jeans, christ.

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