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Why Emo Kids are so Sad....
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So last night a friend and I were making fun of this emo kid with big ass holes ripped in his pants (obviously on purpose) walking down the street. It's about 10F here these last few days.

As we were making fun of this kid, it hit me:

Emo kids are so sad because they're cold all the time! Based on my theory, the pants cause the emo-ness, and not the other way around. These kids think, wow, those guys with the ripped up pants, they sure are cool. I wanna be just like that! They start wearing ripped pants. After a few days of being nasty ass cold and having their balls shrivel up into their body they start wearing eye shadow, cutting their wrists, and listening to horrible music. To me, it's the only explanation that makes sense. Discuss amongst yourselves.


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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: circularvortex]
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I think it is because they all caught a case of teh ghey.

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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: Tangerines]
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ok call me out of the times but, what is an "emo-kid"?


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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: creekfreek]
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Edited by Tangerines (02/20/08 02:00 PM)

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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: circularvortex]
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One of the greatest things about the 80's was that there was no such thing as emo.
Punks ruled the music scene.

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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: Tangerines]
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Tangerines said:



lmfao.

look at that second kid. he's joking, right? he's parodying emo kids, right? he has to be. i mean he's wearing his little sister's fucking hair clip.


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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
look at that second kid.  he's joking, right?  he's parodying emo kids, right?  he has to be.  i mean he's wearing his little sister's fucking hair clip.


That's just their idea of teenage rebellion.
They'll grow out of it ... in time.
Of course, by then, their social life will be completely fucked up. :lol:

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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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lol, emos deserve to be humiliated. Although it probably just makes them more emo.


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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
Tangerines said:



lmfao.

look at that second kid. he's joking, right? he's parodying emo kids, right? he has to be. i mean he's wearing his little sister's fucking hair clip.


that is worse than all the scat, prolapsed rectums, and gaping holes (natural or man-made orifaces) I have seen in OTD combined.


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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: circularvortex]
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Why do you stand outside in the cold and make fun of people?

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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Apollyphelion said:
tiny_rabid_birds said:
Tangerines said:



lmfao.

look at that second kid. he's joking, right? he's parodying emo kids, right? he has to be. i mean he's wearing his little sister's fucking hair clip.


that is worse than all the scat, prolapsed rectums, and gaping holes (natural or man-made orifaces) I have seen in OTD combined.



LOL, he's got a seriously nasty trash-stache going on. Gross.

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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: idiotek]
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dude, i fucking hate trash staches with a passion. they were notorious at my high school. nothing by rednecks and wiggers, with trash-staches abound. i hated them all so hard.


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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: circularvortex]
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circularvortex said:
Emo kids are so sad because they're cold all the time! Based on my theory, the pants cause the emo-ness, and not the other way around. These kids think, wow, those guys with the ripped up pants, they sure are cool. I wanna be just like that! They start wearing ripped pants. After a few days of being nasty ass cold and having their balls shrivel up into their body they start wearing eye shadow, cutting their wrists, and listening to horrible music. To me, it's the only explanation that makes sense. Discuss amongst yourselves.


I thought they were mainly sad because they wore tight-ass girl pants. This tightness must be uncomfortable, especially around the testicular region, and by constricting the testicles, lowers the production of testosterone. This leads to depression and listening to shitty music.


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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: DragonChaser]
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DragonChaser said:
circularvortex said:
Emo kids are so sad because they're cold all the time! Based on my theory, the pants cause the emo-ness, and not the other way around. These kids think, wow, those guys with the ripped up pants, they sure are cool. I wanna be just like that! They start wearing ripped pants. After a few days of being nasty ass cold and having their balls shrivel up into their body they start wearing eye shadow, cutting their wrists, and listening to horrible music. To me, it's the only explanation that makes sense. Discuss amongst yourselves.


I thought they were mainly sad because they wore tight-ass girl pants. This tightness must be uncomfortable, especially around the testicular region, and by constricting the testicles, lowers the production of testosterone. This leads to depression and listening to shitty music.


It could just be a combo of the 2 ... ripped, girly, tight-ass jeans ... it's just a "perfect storm" of emoness if you will. but the hair has a role in all of this too, dear god you can't forget about the weird hairdo's that are out there!

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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: lennon01108]
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They let emo-kids skate now?

That never would have flown in my day.


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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: MushmanTheManic]
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MushmanTheManic said:
Why do you stand outside in the cold and make fun of people?


We were in a car driving by.


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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: circularvortex]
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:lol:

That's comedy, folks.


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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: Apollyphelion]
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I think it's as simple as this: they are sad because they realize that the music they like is shit, but they still like it.

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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: Kamin]
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Kamin said:
I think it's as simple as this: they are sad because they realize that the music they like is shit, but they still like it.


:emo:


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Re: Why Emo Kids are so Sad.... [Re: circularvortex]
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Only thing worse than emo kids is fucktards that like to put other people down for doing what they like. Being a teenager fucking sucks, it's awkward and confusing.

Far be it from me to defend the emo's, but tbh they are pretty much always respectful towards other people and not of a violent disposition.

Come to Scotland and meet the Neds. Then we'll see how you handle a more menacing teenage scene.


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