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What does anal sex feel like?
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I want to shove things in my ass but I'm too scared to go to the store to buy a dildo and/or lube...

:laugh:

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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you will never now, if you don't try it yourself.

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Bust that ass!

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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sniff some cocaine and get an anal buttplug.
when you use it sniff also poppers and you are in

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Troll.
Anybody can find something around the house for anal stim. Pens, candles, mom's dildo, etc.

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
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Anonymous #1 said:
I want to shove things in my ass but I'm too scared to go to the store to buy a dildo and/or lube...

:laugh:


Awesome. It's like taking a massive, satisfying crap OVER and OVER. Don't use anything that can get stuck, use a good sized screw driver or something.
Get some nice lube and go slowly. You can damage your rectum by going too fast!
Even better, buy a prostate massager. Simply put, prostate orgasms and feelings are FUCKING amazing. Like, mind and body blowing. Keep the massager up while having sex/masterbating and EVERY pleasure is amplified 10 times.
If you pleasure the prostate, it'll also keep your dick, ROCK SOLID hard and you have like.... a permanent feeling of wanting to ejaculate, which turns you on even more, so you can last longer in bed and not go flaccid!

Ignore the people that call you gay, they are insecure. Your gay if you want sexual relationships with men, not massaging your prostate.

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #6] * 1
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:gayvirgin:

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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#6 sounds like a closet fag

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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This dude sounds about as gay as you can be

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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gayer than a

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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That's a straight bill dude. Jefferson was a player.

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Seriously. Whats so gay about Jefferson.
#10:congrats:

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
That's a straight bill dude. Jefferson was a player.


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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I want to shove things in my ass but I'm too scared to go to the store to buy a dildo and/or lube...

:laugh:


sticky

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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i bought my lady a big ass dildo (because its really hard to find something thats normal sized in a shop in which every dildo is the size of a parking cone, it messes with ones perception.) she didn't like it so it was laying about my place. one day i decided to stick it in my ass. its a bit of a challenge (take your time and stretch and relax) at first and can get messy but in no time at all i was fucking myself like no ones business. feels pretty good. i don't think i could fall in love with a man (i've never 'liked' a dude like that) but after this dildoing experience i wouldn't mind finding a tranny or dude (would have to be a pretty feminine dude) between relationships to fuck me once in a while. the dildo is nice but feels very fake, i bet a real cock with a real person attached would be awesome. i like bending it and aiming it basically behind my dick. this way it puts a lot of pressure on the prostate. feels pretty good and the orgasms are amazing. i wouldn't get carried away with it though, who knows how 'safe' it is... some delicate tissue down there.

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Well you pretty much admitted that you would take a cock up the ass

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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i missed your point...

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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no point just a summary

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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For me, fucking my ass is something i do once in a while when i feel an urge to.

It's a kind of feeling that some people can interpret as pain and others as plesure.

Use a few things around the house before buying a dildo.

Happy ass-fucking :smile:

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Re: What does anal sex feel like? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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how about a tube of jimmy deans breakfast sausage, a rubber glove and a can of vaseline? seriously you just need to get creative....

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