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blujay
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: blujay]
#13394693 - 10/27/10 11:08 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Each time you claim none of us would do it I have a good honest laugh at how epic it's going to be a few weeks from no when you've all forgotten about this thread and I grave-dig it to the front page with a huge picture of my dick.

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plasma
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Registered: 09/17/08
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: blewmeanie]
#13394695 - 10/27/10 11:08 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

blewmeanie said:

PreparationH said:

dear god, I couldn't stay hard for 5 hours I'd get tired as shit of that.

If you're ever around Miami you can get paid a few hundred to jerk off on camera. Though they'll constantly try and push you incrementally towards doing gay porn.

They do that in Jacksonville too

my friend did it under everyones nose and eventually someone found him on a gay porn website

owned. as. fuck.

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1tokeovrtheline
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: blujay]
#13394709 - 10/27/10 11:11 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

blujay said:

Each time you claim none of us would do it I have a good honest laugh at how epic it's going to be a few weeks from no when you've all forgotten about this thread and I grave-dig it to the front page with a huge picture of my dick.

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Prisoner#1
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Registered: 01/22/03
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: blujay]
#13395128 - 10/27/10 12:41 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

blujay said:

...and I grave-dig it to the front page with a huge picture of my dick.

fine, you show a huge picture of your dick, I'm going to show a picture of my huge dick

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john314314
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Registered: 07/24/08
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: blujay]
#13395215 - 10/27/10 01:05 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Man I would totally do this...

If I had a big penis.

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Prisoner#1
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: john314314]
#13395231 - 10/27/10 01:10 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I would jerk off the internet if the money was right

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blazenn
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#13395240 - 10/27/10 01:13 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i would go to their house and jerkoff on the doorstep for more cash :evil:

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though i think really the only way i'd resort to this kinda thang is if i was hooked on H or some kinda tweak

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Brugman
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: Mind Transcribing]
#13395315 - 10/27/10 01:33 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Mind Transcribing said:

I'm honestly surprised jerkin for cash hasn't been brought up sooner.

Alright, so, I watch guys jerk off on xtube free all the time.

To get paid, I'm pretty sure you have to be good looking and have a smoking body.

I'd never pay to watch someone jerk off anyway (on the internet anyhow) but yeah.

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Brugman
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#13395320 - 10/27/10 01:34 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Prisoner#1 said:

I would jerk off the internet if the money was right

I'll make an exception, 100 dollars cash.

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blazenn
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: Brugman]
#13395338 - 10/27/10 01:36 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Brugman said:

I'd never pay to watch someone jerk off anyway (on the internet anyhow) but yeah.

youd pay to see it in person eh? whats your offer? canada's not too far away :urinate:

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Brugman
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: blazenn]
#13395350 - 10/27/10 01:39 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Send pics and we'll talk. Hahaha

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random404error
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: blazenn]
#13395399 - 10/27/10 01:49 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Why not?

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blazenn
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: Brugman]
#13395425 - 10/27/10 01:55 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

hahah alright lemme find some sexy ass lingerie that really shows off my taint
:awesomenod:

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caliguy2010
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: Bipolarbear]
#13395473 - 10/27/10 02:05 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

hell yeah i would. you could make bank $$$ that way. go to backpage.com and you could find jobs doing it!

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4runner

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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: Brugman]
#13395522 - 10/27/10 02:15 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Brugman said:

Send pics and we'll talk. Hahaha

Careful, he does have GG Allin as his avatar. You might get more than you bargained for :rofl:

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BoneMan
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: Bipolarbear]
#13396290 - 10/27/10 04:50 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

some chick i met online tried to recruit me into that sort of thing. claimed a lot of guys made a comfortable living doing that.. she said i could make a wayyy more money by letting some gay dude suck me off on camera. like thousands per scene. she said a lot of straight guys make tons of money like that. i said wtf?! straight guys making a career out of gay porn? bullshit.

i need money but not that bad. i would definitely masturbate on camera for money but evidently its only the first step toward getting recruited into the world of gay porn.

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PreparationH
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: BoneMan]
#13396332 - 10/27/10 04:58 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I need money too but the whole not being able to get a boner while a guy licks my penis probably disqualifies me

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blewmeanie

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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: PreparationH]
#13396485 - 10/27/10 05:27 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

They have medication and boner enhancement devices for that sort of thing. :lol:

:lol:

<<<working to recruit PrepH into the seedy underworld of gay porn.

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trip forever
Stranger

Registered: 08/21/09
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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

[Re: blewmeanie]
#13396504 - 10/27/10 05:32 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Where the fuck do I sign up?

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blewmeanie

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Re: Would you jerk off on the innernets for $$$?

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#13396527 - 10/27/10 05:38 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Check craigslist.

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