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Mad Muppet Menacing Tourists in NYC's Times Square
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Mad Muppet Menacing Tourists in NYC's Times Square

(Oct. 25) -- An angry, jaded man posing as a lovable Sesame Street character is stalking New York's Times Square, hassling tourists for money and even cursing at passers-by when he doesn't get his Evil Elmo way.

The New York Daily News reports that the Elmo impostor, who refuses to reveal his real identity, is a menace to the popular tourist destination.

The mad Muppet won't allow his picture to be taken unless money is exchanged, and has been angrily slapping away tourists' cameras when they don't comply. "Five dollars! Five dollars!" the creature shouts, according to the Daily News. "No five dollars, no picture of Elmo."

But the man inside the costume says he's just trying to make a living. "I'm not being rude. Taking an Elmo picture without paying is rude," he told the paper.

Disturbed tourists don't seem to see it that way.

"I'm just disgusted. ... That furry red thing was too aggressive. I think it swore at me," Amanda Kelly-Knox, 36, told the Daily News.

The so-called "Evil Elmo" in Times Square is not to be confused with "Elmo Knows Your Name." the rogue toy manufactured by Fisher-Price that terrorized a Florida toddler with death threats more than two years ago. In 2008, the talking doll told its 2-year-old owner that it would "kill James" and "cut anyone who crossed [him] end-to-end with a Bowie knife."


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Re: Mad Muppet Menacing Tourists in NYC's Times Square [Re: Shroomerette]
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I would egg the fuck outta him.


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Mad Muppet Menacing Tourists in NYC's Times Square [Re: Poid]
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A modern-day hero.

Dude NYC is crazy as fuck.
If I lived there, I would leave as soon as physically possible.


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Re: Mad Muppet Menacing Tourists in NYC's Times Square [Re: laserpig]
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I don't really like big cities, they're full of the scummiest trash this planet has to offer.


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Mad Muppet Menacing Tourists in NYC's Times Square [Re: Shroomerette]
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I think it's about time those muppets decided to fight back, they've been
exploited by jim henson for decades and now that henson is dead people
expect them to keep entertaining us for free, they just want to be normal


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Re: Mad Muppet Menacing Tourists in NYC's Times Square [Re: Poid]
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The Onion: 8.4 million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize NYC is a Terrible Place To Live
http://www.theonion.com/articles/84-million-new-yorkers-suddenly-realize-new-york-c,18003/


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Re: Mad Muppet Menacing Tourists in NYC's Times Square [Re: laserpig]
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:rofl2:


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Mad Muppet Menacing Tourists in NYC's Times Square [Re: laserpig]
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laserpig said:
The Onion: 8.4 million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize NYC is a Terrible Place To Live
http://www.theonion.com/articles/84-million-new-yorkers-suddenly-realize-new-york-c,18003/


lol


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Re: Mad Muppet Menacing Tourists in NYC's Times Square [Re: Shroomerette]
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Lol I livee in nyc and I love this place
Lived here my whole life
Its home. Crazy shit and all


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heres to our lives being meaningless
and how beautiful it is
because freedom doesnt have a purpose

check out my art :smile:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=14505741&page=0&vc=1#14505741
and my goggles and jewelry
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Re: Mad Muppet Menacing Tourists in NYC's Times Square [Re: eritas]
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eritas said:
Lol I livee in nyc and I love this place
Lived here my whole life
Its home. Crazy shit and all


Go to Times Square and try to take pictures of Elmo without paying him.

Come back and report :thumbup:


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Re: Mad Muppet Menacing Tourists in NYC's Times Square [Re: eritas]
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Give him a shit-dollar and film his reaction, then post the video. :glittershitz:


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Mad Muppet Menacing Tourists in NYC's Times Square [Re: Shroomerette]
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Shroomerette said:
eritas said:
Lol I livee in nyc and I love this place
Lived here my whole life
Its home. Crazy shit and all


Go to Times Square and try to take pictures of Elmo without paying him.

Come back and report :thumbup:



if enough people participated he'd get so worn out he'd fall, then you
could get video of dozens of kids kicking elmo


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