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So I almost left ork early today. Hotels make up for stealing my life.
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So at 4:50 this bum comes in the hotel and asks to use a phone.




He's wearing bloody clothes and a girls hat.


I give him my phone and the old bat I'm working with ( redneck racist bitch ) runs outside.  Then as he's on the phone runs in and starts shouting CALL THE COPS CALL THE COPS.  Apparently the kid robbed her car and then came inside to use the phone.



He stole a key.  A beanie ( hat ).  2 cassette tapes.  And some perfume.



So I call the cops and the lady gaurds the door ( we gotta make sure this kid didn't rob other cars in the parking lot ).


The cops take literally 25 minutes to get here.  The kid starts talking politics with me while we watch the weather......mind you he's scabbed all over, and has what looks like chemical burns under his nose all over his stache area.



Right before the cops pull in....


This extremely tall guy wrapped in a Carmona blanket?.....( looked like a weirdly patterned thick huge comforter )....carry a cream stick cops into the lobby.



"HEY!"  "got a wire coat hanger"





I seriously laughed so fucking hard.




I'm like for what?



He says he locked his keys in the car.....this dude looks so ridiculous.......


The cops pull in and walk through the door to apprehend the thief.....and this guy in the blanket is standing there to greet the cops and he's holding a cream stick and a coat hanger.


The cops walk in....and he just droops his blanket and holds out the two items......



" CAN YOU HELP ME?!?!? "


I was almost in tears at the utter ridiculousness of the situation.....The cop and I were both just face palming and shaking our heads.



The cops like "wait outside and I'll help you get in your car. "


So the cop interrogates this kid for a minute.....and turns out the shit he stole form her car is in a bag hidden outside.  So now we have everyone wandering around trying to find the bag cause he doesn't remember.


We finally find it and it's literally loaded to the top.  It's got 100+ twizzlers......swedish fish.....sour patch kids.....Crumpets ( seriously )........20+ womens necklaces.....A weed dugout.....the movie DRUG MONSTER.....$10+ in change.....2 air gauges....a digital camera with no pics of him on it.....countless key chains and rings....a couple more hats....and a gallon of gatorade.




I'm literally dying laughing at this point.  It almost got depressing for a second, but the blanket guy was cracking me up so much just wandering around grinning.  He looked high as hell.



The old bat is screaming at the kid "I WAS MARRIED TO AN ALCOHOLIC CLEAN YOUR ACT UP KID"


"YOU LOOK YOUNG AND SMART.."


The cop looks at him...then looks at her.....and he's like...."Are you fucking ser..."  And just facepalms and stops.




Quite a nice hour I do say :smile:


The kid got a taxi home.  No charges were pressed.  I garauntee the shit he has was stolen, but he swore it was his girlfriends, and the cop let it go.  Got his addy ( kids obviously homeless ) and lets him go.


Fucking people :facepalm:

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Re: So I almost left ork early today. Hotels make up for stealing my life. [Re: vandago]
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Haha,I'd have enjoyed being there. Two rascals.


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Re: So I almost left ork early today. Hotels make up for stealing my life. [Re: LobsterSauce]
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aHAHAhaah, man wtf! that was funny as shit. and you got paid to sit and observe that all while it was happening. win.


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Re: So I almost left ork early today. Hotels make up for stealing my life. [Re: vandago]
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Heh sounds entertaining.

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Re: So I almost left ork early today. Hotels make up for stealing my life. [Re: Brugman]
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this is confusing. whos the racist? is the kid the hobo? you dont label 3/4ths of the speech...


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Re: So I almost left ork early today. Hotels make up for stealing my life. [Re: L-Shroom-D]
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racist = co worker = lady who's car got robbed.  He just happened to rob the persons car he came inside to talk to.  He was a bum = kid = hobo = punk = thief


The guy in the kamono came outta no where with a cream stick asking for a coat hanger.  It was downright confusing for me too.


I typed that all up rather fast before I left work.


I was in the moment man.

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Re: So I almost left ork early today. Hotels make up for stealing my life. [Re: vandago]
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ok thanks. creme stick guy is epic


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Re: So I almost left ork early today. Hotels make up for stealing my life. [Re: L-Shroom-D] * 1
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I'd like this post to now serve as a reminder that a lot of cops just plain suck.




Cream stick guy turns out to be the meth heads buddy ( cream stick guy did have HUGE pupils ) and the cop literally got him into SOMEONE ELSES locked car!


Fucking unreal.  The goddamn cop refuses to arrest the meth head, then lets the other meth head into a locked car and leaves.  The next day we get 12 complaints of broken in and damaged cars.  We call the cops and apparently they robbed every parking lot in the area!  Both of them were caught on camera in other lots.


Cops had em both, and said fuck it, too busy.

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Re: So I almost left ork early today. Hotels make up for stealing my life. [Re: vandago]
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:ilold:

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Re: So I almost left ork early today. Hotels make up for stealing my life. [Re: vandago]
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cops are supposed to check the registered owner of a vehicle before allowing access...

but, aside from that, :lol:


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Re: So I almost left ork early today. Hotels make up for stealing my life. [Re: bbl337]
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Funny thing is he DID check the registration.  He literally face palmed when he was telling my boss about it.



That should def constitute as losing your job. 



If I were the owner, I'd press charges on the cop.

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