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nopalero
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bumper sticker quotes thread

#13333288 - 10/13/10 09:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

post your own original quotes for bumper stickers.
:rimshot:

:rimshot:

let see where this goes.

"the dinosaurs will be back"

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the dinosaurs will be back.
only that which has passed can be predicted.
life is both a mirror and a window.

THE GRAYS HOPE TO WIN. STOP. RAINBOW NEEDED URGENTLY.

Edited by nopalero (10/13/10 09:10 PM)

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Re: bumper sticker qoutes thread

[Re: nopalero]
#13333300 - 10/13/10 09:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I wanted to make one the other day that said "I brake for properly hydrated grains"

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"Freedom starts between the ears."

Edward Abbey

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nopalero
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Re: bumper sticker qoutes thread

[Re: scienceguy]
#13333337 - 10/13/10 09:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

scienceguy said:

I wanted to make one the other day that said "I brake for properly hydrated grains"

sweeet!

"my other car is a :mushroom2:

:mushroom2:

"

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the dinosaurs will be back.
only that which has passed can be predicted.
life is both a mirror and a window.

THE GRAYS HOPE TO WIN. STOP. RAINBOW NEEDED URGENTLY.

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Re: bumper sticker qoutes thread

[Re: nopalero]
#13333372 - 10/13/10 09:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I dig it.

"Got Poo?"

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"Freedom starts between the ears."

Edward Abbey

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Re: bumper sticker qoutes thread

[Re: scienceguy]
#13333403 - 10/13/10 09:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

"If you think logging is bad, use a plastic bag to wipe your ass"

Tis an actual one.

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#13333421 - 10/13/10 09:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

HAha

i got one to mess with their head..

"check your tires :finger:

:finger:

"

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the dinosaurs will be back.
only that which has passed can be predicted.
life is both a mirror and a window.

THE GRAYS HOPE TO WIN. STOP. RAINBOW NEEDED URGENTLY.

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Re: bumper sticker qoutes thread

[Re: nopalero]
#13333429 - 10/13/10 09:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I want a bumper sticker that, in a Zen fashion, says:

"This isn't the only ride we're on."

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Re: bumper sticker qoutes thread

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#13333455 - 10/13/10 09:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i saw a truck one time with a big "tapout" sticker and underneath, "jesus never tapped"

:ahahaha:

:ahahaha:

thats texas for ya

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[Re: dynomite]
#13333494 - 10/13/10 09:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

"i'd rather be flying :mushroom2:

:mushroom2:

"

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the dinosaurs will be back.
only that which has passed can be predicted.
life is both a mirror and a window.

THE GRAYS HOPE TO WIN. STOP. RAINBOW NEEDED URGENTLY.

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nopalero
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Re: bumper sticker qoutes thread

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#13333531 - 10/13/10 09:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:gethigh:

:dancing:

:paperbag:

moving smileys on cars would rule.

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the dinosaurs will be back.
only that which has passed can be predicted.
life is both a mirror and a window.

THE GRAYS HOPE TO WIN. STOP. RAINBOW NEEDED URGENTLY.

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#13333542 - 10/13/10 09:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

"I lost everything I love to Jenkem and all I got was this lousy sticker"

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"Freedom starts between the ears."

Edward Abbey

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#13333562 - 10/13/10 09:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:gd_icon:

and then wonder why the cops keep pulling you over...

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#13333573 - 10/13/10 09:56 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

scienceguy said:

"I lost everything I love to Jenkem and all I got was this lousy sticker"

:bongload:

:poop:

--------------------
the dinosaurs will be back.
only that which has passed can be predicted.
life is both a mirror and a window.

THE GRAYS HOPE TO WIN. STOP. RAINBOW NEEDED URGENTLY.

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#13333642 - 10/13/10 10:11 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I saw one once that said "my other car went up my nose" and thought that person might have issues getting to and from point a and b without encounters with LEO...

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"Freedom starts between the ears."

Edward Abbey

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Re: bumper sticker qoutes thread

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#13333778 - 10/13/10 10:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Its not a bumper sticker but a decal I pieced together for my car. I get lots of dirty looks and a few lulz:

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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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#13334000 - 10/13/10 11:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Ima Trooper said:

you win.

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the dinosaurs will be back.
only that which has passed can be predicted.
life is both a mirror and a window.

THE GRAYS HOPE TO WIN. STOP. RAINBOW NEEDED URGENTLY.

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#13334126 - 10/14/10 12:39 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

lol I was hoping someone would like it.

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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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#13334131 - 10/14/10 12:42 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

"I'm only speeding because I have to poop"

legit! thats when i speed too lol

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[Re: nopalero]
#13334146 - 10/14/10 12:46 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

2012 Survivor

it will be a hit in 2013

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#13334149 - 10/14/10 12:47 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

j0nnyb0y05 said:

"I'm only speeding because I have to poop"

1st place winner

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the dinosaurs will be back.
only that which has passed can be predicted.
life is both a mirror and a window.

THE GRAYS HOPE TO WIN. STOP. RAINBOW NEEDED URGENTLY.

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