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Abortion Protestors
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The topic of this post is NOT to argue standpoints about the morality of abortion or feelings on the matter.
***The problem is
There is an abortion clinic on my way to work. It's on a main road on the route to my kids daycare.
There's this old lady out there every morning with billboard signs of chopped up babies protesting. There is no other route from my home to the daycare without passing her, and my kids asking why she has those signs, my oldest is reading proficiently and asking about abortion, the other 2 just ask about the pictures.
When she had the signs without the hacked up body parts, we actually stopped and told her we thought that had a better message and the other signs were something  as a parent I have the right to not have my children exposed to it.
Her standpoint is "I have every right to stand here and hold this sign"
That is true.
But it doesn't stop me from opening my car door at 45 and knocking her senile ass into next week. No, My wife does that.


How would you stop her (without going to jail?)

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #1]
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only one option left.

paintball gun drive by

no mercy.

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #3 said:
only one option left.

paintball gun drive by

no mercy.



I was thinking more along the lines of pepper spray, but I'd have to slow down too much :shrug:
there's always eggs

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #3 said:
only one option left.

paintball gun drive by

no mercy.



I got arrested for doing that in highschool :frown:

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #3]
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When she brought out the "God gives life" sorta sign, we actually pulled over and told her how much we appreciated this type of sign over the offensive sings. That our children are too young to be subjected to the images of the other signs and that we would appreciate it she could use this type (without the images) instead.
all she would say is " It's a nicer sign"

Anonymous #5 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
only one option left.

paintball gun drive by

no mercy.



I got arrested for doing that in highschool :frown:



from a distance with a scope
:sniper:

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Make a sign with two men having sex and hold it right in front of her. Make sure it has something to do with gay rights or something.
If she's disgusted(hopefully), then maybe she will "get the picture" that you were trying to convey to her earlier.

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Quote:
Tell the cops (anonymous tip) that she threatened to kill Obama



Don't file a false police report.

Maybe you could check your city's laws about advertising- if there's a website or something on the sign, she might be wrong.

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Stand out there with a large sign of goatse.jpg on it.  Have no words or meaning on the sign but just stand next to her like you're protesting with her.

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #6]
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they pulled the same shit at clinic we went to. its amazing how devoted these people are. it was seriously like 10 degrees outside. fuck that shit. abort away! i used the protesters to release some anger though, that was refreshing...they take it well considering they just want to be your friend and convince u to think like them. but to make my post worthy of posting, if i were you, id form a protest against the graphic signs. i understand you have a life and cant be out as much as her, but if you could get other people to back you, maybe she'd put it away for good. idk...kind of a fucked up situation. id be pissed too. you cant go around that block or something?

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I think "hiring the homeless" should be involved in this somehow. Everybody wins.

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #8]
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My anti protest skills are super now. Fuck 100 people vs me, I have a damned megaphone that can be heard over a mile away that is used for crowd control. Play that borgore and watch them run lol.

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #8]
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homeless people will do anything for a forty. ever watch bumfights? i think you could get them to shit on the sidewalk right next to the bitch.

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #11 said:
I think "hiring the homeless" should be involved in this somehow. Everybody wins.



Pure win, sir.

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #5]
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i really wish jesus had been aborted.

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #10]
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im surprised he wasnt...most people would be weirded the fuck out by virgin birth.

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Hmmm, that may work out well, there is a temporary shanty town of tents that moves around the area, overflowing with people who would be happy to stand out there all day offering vouchers.
the funny thing is that no one around here even knew there was an abortion clinic there until she started protesting. just looks like a vacant small strip mall. w/ an insurance company in it.:shrug:
and ya gotta wonder about someone like this, she's got a new sign every day, does she honestly go home every night and cut out pics of fetuses? I imagine she hangs the old ones on her walls like fine art.
damn, she really needs a better hobby.
maybe I'll take her over some spore prints and instructions to a PF tek

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #1]
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maybe she faps to the feti or fetuses? feti is way better.

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Make a pro-abortion sign that says "Abortion brings out the kid in you".

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Re: Abortion Protestors [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
maybe I'll take her over some spore prints and instructions to a PF tek




:thumbup:

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