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So today I picked up a hitchhiker with big tits...
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Not really, but statistically I'm more likely to stop contingent on the size of the meat sacks. [Comparison numbers at bottom] As someone at Digg said, "Breaking news: Men like big breasts!"



The Allure of a Female Hitchhiker’s Breast Size (To Male Drivers)

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/homo-consumericus/201006/the-allure-female-hitchhiker-s-breast-size-male-drivers
Female hitchhikers and their breast size.

Published on June 9, 2010

While conducting some research for my forthcoming trade book tentatively titled The Consuming Instinct: What Juicy Burgers, Ferraris, Pornography, and Gift Giving Reveal About Human Nature (Prometheus Books, 2011), I came across a study authored by Nicolas Guéguen on the likelihood of a female hitchhiker being picked up, by either a male or female driver, as a function of her breast size. On a related note, some of you might recall my recent post on the positive correlation between waitresses' tips and their breast size.
In visiting Nicolas Guéguen's website, I could not help but notice that he possesses a talent for conducting naturalistic experiments about issues that many people have wondered about and yet few (if any) have tested. Recall my earlier post on the likelihood of a woman being approached at a bar as a function of whether she is wearing cosmetics (one of Guéguen's other papers).


Returning to the current paper, Guéguen created one of three naturalistic experimental conditions (corresponding to three breast sizes) using an average looking female confederate: (1) her actual breast size, which was an A cup (i.e., smaller than the French average); (2) a B cup (the average size in France); (3) a C cup (greater than the average). The breast "augmentations" were performed via the addition of a latex implant.

The female confederate then stood at the side of a road and actually hitch hiked (i.e., put out her thumb as cars whizzed by). Two observers coded the number of male and female drivers that drove by along with the number of times that a given driver stopped to pick up the confederate. For obvious security reasons, once a driver stopped, this was counted as an instance of having picked up the hitchhiker. In other words, the confederate did not actually get into any cars. A male observer also hid close by to ensure against any possible threats to the confederate's security.

Here are the results (Table 1, p. 1297):

                                      Cup Size A          Cup Size B          Cup Size C

Male drivers (n = 774)      40/268                 46/256                60/250
                                        (14.92%)            (17.79%)               (24.00%)

Female drivers (n = 426)  12/132                11/144                  14/150
                                        (9.09%)                (7.64%)                (9.33%)

Statistically speaking, only men's behaviors were affected by the hitchhiker's breast size (p < .03). The frequency of stopping in the cup C condition was marginally greater than that of cup B (p = 0.09) and significantly greater than that of cup A (p < .01). The difference between cups A and B was not significant.

The bottom line: If a woman has large breasts, men are more likely to engage in prosocial behavior (in this case offering her a ride). I suppose that we could have all predicted this fact albeit it is fun to see it tested in a scientific manner. Finally, I am only the messenger so direct your accusations of patriarchal oppression to Dr. Guéguen!

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Re: So today I picked up a hitchhiker with big tits... [Re: Arden]
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: DROOL :


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Re: So today I picked up a hitchhiker with big tits... [Re: Arden] * 1
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Re: So today I picked up a hitchhiker with big tits... [Re: Arden]
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my brother picked up a hitchhiker with big breasts once, he dropped her
off somewhere and within seconds he was swarmed with cops, a lot of feds,
turns out the chick was a cop killer and a drug mule

a year later the FBI was at his house, someone reported him as a mexican
cop killer the killed one in texas, he an his roomie had to prove
citizenship even after they figured out my brother didnt kill a cop, I was
lucky enough to watch the raid go down, it's like as soon as he left my
apartment and walked across the parking lot towards his cops started
coming out of nowhere


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: So today I picked up a hitchhiker with big tits... [Re: Devlish2]
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Devlish2 said:
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Arden said:


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Eww..  Really?  They're like 2 feet long.

I mean she's pretty, but that's not a flattering picture of her breats.

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Re: So today I picked up a hitchhiker with big tits... [Re: Devlish2]
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Devlish2 said:
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Arden said:


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Minus the head sized breasts she looks just like this girl that I was dating last year. She moved back to Birmingham.:sad: I saw her again about a month ago and she wants me to move back up there.:smile2:


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Re: So today I picked up a hitchhiker with big tits... [Re: Prisoner#1]
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The probability your brother has bad luck is 33.47%, approximately.

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it's like as soon as he left my
apartment and walked across the parking lot towards his cops started
coming out of nowhere


I feel this way about the spontaneous appearances of law enforcement in general, especially regarding traffic cops and meter maids. After getting my 125th parking ticket the other day for a brief overstay at the parking space, for a brief angry moment I was honest-to-God scared that I was going to swerve on the opposite lane of the highway and hit one head on and, upon crashing, promptly exit my car and dig my fingernails into their eyes until I could feel the tips of my fingers scrape the inside of his or her skull.

I forget which poet said it, but it isn't the big tragedies in life that prompt insanity and melt downs, its the accumulation of small, yet highly annoying shit.

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Re: So today I picked up a hitchhiker with big tits... [Re: Arden]
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This research must have come from the Center for the Study of the Obvious.

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Devlish2 said:
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Arden said:


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that outfit should be mandatory :lol:


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I don't believe in cops, bosses, or politicians. Some call that anarchism. I call it having a fucking heart that beats.


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