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fucking stupid?


they have no intelligence at all. :egg:


they climb

into the microwave,

into the burning flames that cooks my lunch

down the garbage disposal

anywhere.


:pantsfase:





they even have a very high level of aggression.



they like to climb in between my sock and my leg.

then, instead of intelligently thinking, "im trapped, what do i do?"

they think, "fuck, im trapped, lets start biting into this mother fuckers leg."





:ffffuuu:





WHY?!




they never live to bite another day, :shrug:

theyre bodies always get compressed into a small paper thin remnent of what used to be an exoskeleton.

or they are disintegrated into one hundred thousand pieces across a small portion of my skin,

or they are simply rubbed into my jeans. :death:



get the fuck off of me, :supercrankey:



and my spaghetti, you mother fuckers :satansmoking:



questions and comments are welcome, concerning wine.


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: FatChicksNcoke]
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I always imagine that being an ant is worse than the worst mindfuck ever. Like, they can never hold on to any memories, or come up with any real ideas or even understand what the fuck is even going on, ever.

Edited by nooneman (07/27/10 03:06 AM)

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: FatChicksNcoke]
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8 people are scared to discuss ants or wine with me.


come on in :scottish:


we have air conditioning.


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: nooneman]
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nooneman said:
I always imagine that being an ant is worse than the worst mindfuck ever. Like, they can never hold on to any memories, or come up with any real ideas or even understand what the fuck is even going on, ever.


im sure this is completely true,

but id like you to stick to the topic that i listed at the end of my rant,

which is "wine".


any discussion of wine is accepted.























thats a joke, im just feeling a bit trollish right now :trollz:








they dont know what the fuck is going on, they just do shit, thats all they know.

which would almost be preferable to me right now, im getting sick of pondering our existence and shit like that.

i want to know the secrets of the universe, and NOW!!!1 :kingcrankey:


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: FatChicksNcoke]
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I use to enjoy feeding them to the ant lions when i was a kid.

My cousin was a ant genius, he was all into ant behavior and shit. He'd make colonies go to war with eachother by dong all this crazy shit he'd see on Discovery channel..








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"Our intention is our eternal fingerprint in the universe."

We know that God is good, and so are hamburgers and hot dogs. We know that hamburgers and hot dogs definitely do exist, so then by deduction of logic God too must also exist. Hamburgers + Hot dogs = God.... Duh

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: Akira]
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Orissa India Bulk Grow (Tub Tek)
Bulk Steamer Pasteurizer Tek

"Our intention is our eternal fingerprint in the universe."

We know that God is good, and so are hamburgers and hot dogs. We know that hamburgers and hot dogs definitely do exist, so then by deduction of logic God too must also exist. Hamburgers + Hot dogs = God.... Duh

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: Akira]
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i give this thread five shrooms.

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: FatChicksNcoke]
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FatChicksNcoke said:
but id like you to stick to the topic that i listed at the end of my rant,

which is "wine".

any discussion of wine is accepted.

thats a joke, im just feeling a bit trollish right now :trollz:



:rofl2:

Quote:
i want to know the secrets of the universe, and NOW!!!1 :kingcrankey:


Damn right! :kingcrankey: Me too :frown:

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: FatChicksNcoke]
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Yep ants are fucking morons. Completely instinctual animals. Which is why I feel zero remorse as I crush each and every one I find.


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That's me on the street with a violin under my chin. Playing with a grin, singing gibberish.

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: Akira]
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Akira said:
I use to enjoy feeding them to the ant lions when i was a kid.

My cousin was a ant genius, he was all into ant behavior and shit. He'd make colonies go to war with eachother by dong all this crazy shit he'd see on Discovery channel..






oh my god, those look gnarly.


i found something that looked like this a few months ago in my house.

it was probably 2 inches long and as wide as a golf ball.


i still havent figured out what it was, but it had this coloring for the most part, the body was black though, and it didnt have wings.

edit: pic didnt work


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

Edited by FatChicksNcoke (07/27/10 03:25 AM)

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: F0SS1L]
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Their are 1 million ants per every human being on the planet.


They win..




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Orissa India Bulk Grow (Tub Tek)
Bulk Steamer Pasteurizer Tek

"Our intention is our eternal fingerprint in the universe."

We know that God is good, and so are hamburgers and hot dogs. We know that hamburgers and hot dogs definitely do exist, so then by deduction of logic God too must also exist. Hamburgers + Hot dogs = God.... Duh

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: F0SS1L]
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We're probably doing them a favor when we kill them by putting a quick end to their awful existence of confusion and inevitably violent death.

Edited by nooneman (07/27/10 03:27 AM)

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: Akira]
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Orissa India Bulk Grow (Tub Tek)
Bulk Steamer Pasteurizer Tek

"Our intention is our eternal fingerprint in the universe."

We know that God is good, and so are hamburgers and hot dogs. We know that hamburgers and hot dogs definitely do exist, so then by deduction of logic God too must also exist. Hamburgers + Hot dogs = God.... Duh

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: F0SS1L]
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akira_akuma said:
i give this thread five shrooms.



haha well thank you, sir.

but dont rate us on just our air conditioning, join the conversation :headbang:









Akira said:
Their are 1 million ants per every human being on the planet.


They win..






your just googling 'crazy ant shit' again aren't you?









F0SS1L said:
Yep ants are fucking morons. Completely instinctual animals. Which is why I feel zero remorse as I crush each and every one I find.


you must do alot of crushing :whatwhat:

i only pulverize the ones that come onto my skin or into my food.


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: Akira]
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I think ants are fucking awesome in their own right... a perfect enactment of communism!

The ant bites you for the good of the collective! 2402042042 bites and you'll be dead mothafucker!
At least in its 'mind'..

But they are capable of insane feats of organization, engineering, and do some things that I would almost consider 'intelligent'...
That and they are very very powerful for their size, I can do some pretty intense things to them and they will keep on marchin...

It must be fairly cool to be able to fall from an infinite height and walk off like it was no big deal.

If I fell from as far as I drop ants I'd be fucking dead.


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¿Check out some art m8?


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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: Akira]
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nooneman said:
We're probably doing them a favor when we kill them by putting a quick end to their awful existence of confusion and inevitably violent death.


that or they die by anteater.

which i heard is pretty painful.







Akira said:




i knew it. :lolsy:










ants are so sketchy.

i just tried to hold one and it bit me.

/friend fail :huxleyfacepalm:


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: FatChicksNcoke]
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Imagine what something that is the same order of magnitude as we are to ants would look like to you :eek:


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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: FatChicksNcoke]
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Has anyone else visited the old "I just ate a bunch of ants" thread down there under Similar Threads?



Delicious!


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Being an ant is the worst mindfuck ever. They can never hold on to any memories, or come up with any real ideas, or even understand what the fuck is going on, ever.

The Century of the Self: Happiness Machines; The Engineering of Consent; There's a Policeman Inside All Our Heads, He Must be Destroyed; Eight People Sipping Wine in Kettering

Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people, citizens of distant epochs, who never knew one another. Books break the shackles of time. ~carl sagan

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: FatChicksNcoke]
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Sometimes I kill ants.


And some times I use them for transportation.


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Orissa India Bulk Grow (Tub Tek)
Bulk Steamer Pasteurizer Tek

"Our intention is our eternal fingerprint in the universe."

We know that God is good, and so are hamburgers and hot dogs. We know that hamburgers and hot dogs definitely do exist, so then by deduction of logic God too must also exist. Hamburgers + Hot dogs = God.... Duh

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Re: why are ants sooo.... [Re: twighead]
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twighead said:
I think ants are fucking awesome in their own right... a perfect enactment of communism!

The ant bites you for the good of the collective! 2402042042 bites and you'll be dead mothafucker!
At least in its 'mind'..

But they are capable of insane feats of organization, engineering, and do some things that I would almost consider 'intelligent'...
That and they are very very powerful for their size, I can do some pretty intense things to them and they will keep on marchin...

It must be fairly cool to be able to fall from an infinite height and walk off like it was no big deal.

If I fell from as far as I drop ants I'd be fucking dead.



thats quite the interesting point of view.


i always see a small twig or somethin mobbin across the floor.

and you cant even see the ant under this huge thing its carrying :lol:

that would be pretty sweet to do actually.





--

- Oh, you ladies need a lift?

----yeaa! we DO!!

-Well, then hop in this school bus shell i retrofitted to carry on my back.




fucking win in so many ways.


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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