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Nuggetpouch


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Just drank at least 300 ants!
#5614097 - 05/10/06 06:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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aaaaahhhhh!
just finished puffing my bowl, swigged my apple juice to discover i had also swigged 300 or more live ants. im FREAKING out!
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614100 - 05/10/06 06:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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How did they taste?
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614102 - 05/10/06 06:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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HA
sorry.
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614130 - 05/10/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Eww, gross. On the other hand the ants are having a much worse day than you are.
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Nuggetpouch


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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: drSE]
#5614133 - 05/10/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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holy shiy they are going to lay eggs inside of my throat im fucked!
(they tasted like chicken)
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614138 - 05/10/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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hope they weren't fire ants.
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614150 - 05/10/06 06:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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this is kharma striking me back for killing all those bugs that got in through my window yesturday
i believe they were tiny small red ants. oh my god what could happen to me? dont make me angry , you might not like me when im angry.
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614169 - 05/10/06 06:43 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I suggest drinking very high proof alcohol straight. That should kill them good.
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: HeavyToilet]
#5614184 - 05/10/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Or at least get them good and buzzed. It's the least you can do after devouring the fuckers.
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: HeavyToilet]
#5614190 - 05/10/06 06:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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loll my old house used to get ants reallll bad. one morning, i was eating cereal and looked down to notice ants in my cereal.
i puked. apparantly, you have not. you're stronger than i.
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: HeavyToilet]
#5614191 - 05/10/06 06:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
HeavyToilet said: I suggest drinking very high proof alcohol straight. That should kill them good.
thx , never thought of that!
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Edited by Nuggetpouch (05/10/06 06:48 PM)
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614216 - 05/10/06 06:51 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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your stomach acid will kill em.If you want to be extra sure,go with some vodka.
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614293 - 05/10/06 07:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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swigged my apple juice to discover i had also swigged 300 or more live ants. im FREAKING out!
Better ants than accidentally drinking 3 month old bong water.
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614352 - 05/10/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Stomach acid will kill them. Their venom will only hurt you if it's injected into your bloodstream. Your stomach acid will denature the proteins in the venom. You have nothing to worry about. Enjoy the bug snack!
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Diploid]
#5614353 - 05/10/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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lmfao, ive done that before. Left a carton out over night. Woke up and took a drink, i thought it had bits in it till someone told me i had ants stuck all over my lips.
You won't do it again !
Edited by Mike_yy (05/10/06 07:16 PM)
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614354 - 05/10/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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ants ain't shit, swallow a bee
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614356 - 05/10/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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my brother went down to cali to bone this one chick, so he was staying at our buddies house, but he didnt like the bitch, so he wouldnt let her come inside.. anyway, my brother was bieng a dick, and he ended up bringing home some food from the resturant, fries and a burger piece. so he didnt want to take it inside our buddies house and decided to put it in the bushes outside the house instead (cause he's a pretty big dude and would want to eat it, like any good stoner)
so my brother was over at my grandma's house across the street with my cousin, and they were gettin stoned and he realized "oh shit, i got me some food" so he took off to grab it, and is walkin back to my grandma's house, muchin fries and shit.. and he realized they had this funny taste, but he was hungry, so he just kept downin up... and got to the light, and saw his hand covered in ants, then he looked at his food, tons. they were all over his face and everything...
when my brother told me this story, i was driving down the road taking him to the store, and he's all "i accidently ate a bunch of ants" and damn, that was about the funniest thing you could tell someone at that moment, i damn near swerved into traffic... cause he broke it to me like it was this confession or something. it was great.
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614366 - 05/10/06 07:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thats strange. everytime i do acid i end up eating ants.and all 3 times they where on a Apple!!
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Phychotron]
#5614375 - 05/10/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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at phycotron
i ate about half a box of nilla wafers before i noticed they were covered in ants. i had to get smoke a ton of weed to get high enough to forget that
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: PurpleKush]
#5614384 - 05/10/06 07:21 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Your acids can disolve metal. I think you are fine.
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: theuser]
#5614524 - 05/10/06 07:47 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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or drink some tequila with worm followed by some wild turkey. the worm will eat the ants and the bird will eat the worm, and you will eat all of them. it's just perpetuating the natural cycle.
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614529 - 05/10/06 07:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've eaten ants before, just because it seemed like something worth trying... They have a lemony zip!
Never live ones though...
I imagine your six legged snack was good for you anyways, lots of protein
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Wysefool]
#5614567 - 05/10/06 07:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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ants are actually pretty good for you... lots of protien...
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: AliceDee]
#5614585 - 05/10/06 08:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol awsome, im sure the'll drown(sp?) ...no worries, i was drinking a pop i had outside once and felt a wasp crawling out the top right to the tip of my lips..suked, not quite as bad as eating 6 billion ants tho...well enjoy
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614827 - 05/10/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Nuggetpouch said: holy shiy they are going to lay eggs inside of my throat im fucked!
They can't lay eggs. Only the queen can lay eggs.
...right?
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Psilocyan]
#5614887 - 05/10/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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300 red ants is pretty close to the LD-50 rate I think.
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5614895 - 05/10/06 09:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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how the fuck did you get ants in your drink?
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You do realize that we inadvertantly eat insects every day, right?
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Animals]
#5614979 - 05/10/06 09:32 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Animals said: 300 red ants is pretty close to the LD-50 rate I think.
I think that might be true, you might be on a small trip stage, you will be cool..
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Animals]
#5615144 - 05/10/06 10:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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what? dont you you agree?
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Skunk420]
#5615171 - 05/10/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
skunk78395 said: what? dont you you agree?
He is probably dead, or his ego is. LOL
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Animals]
#5615193 - 05/10/06 10:17 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Did you actually get enough in there to get a chew or two?
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Re: Just drank at least 300 ants! [Re: Nuggetpouch]
#5615228 - 05/10/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's fuckin extra protein man, what are ya complaing aboot? 
Ants... ahh
did they squirm?
Imagine you got the mother ant... all juicy and moist. Soft, tender exoskeleton... complete with larvae. MMmmMMMMMmmmmmmm
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