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i'm pretty sure i'm a hypocondriac
    #1293879 - 02/09/03 04:41 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I was lying on my couch about to dose off when the left side of my chest started hurting...it was a mild pain. After that though the pain sort of crept into my shoulder and a numbing sort of pain slowly crept down my arm almost all the way to my elbow. I was thinking WHAT THE FUCK!? I thought maybe i had a heart attack or something, since i've heard that it's a pain that spreads through your arm. Then i thought to myself...."I'm fucking 20....I'm not obese...and i don't eat cheeseburgers all day, so why the hell would i have a heart attack"? But then i remembered reading about this guy from around here that died of a heart attack and he was in my class in high school. So i kinda got a little scared...then i rememberd i've always been a hypocondriac, but decided to drink more beer just to be safe(cuz ya know a few beers a day can help prevent heart disease)....hmm it was a strange occurance though...so i wonder..am i just paranoid? or am i dying!? did i mention i'm a hypocondriac.

Religion is for people who are afraid of going to Hell; spirituality is for those who have been there.

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Re: i'm pretty sure i'm a hypocondriac [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #1294098 - 02/09/03 06:11 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Quit overreacting, you're not a hypocondriac.

"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson

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Re: i'm pretty sure i'm a hypocondriac [Re: Phluck]
    #1294254 - 02/09/03 07:05 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Why is it that so many people have such difficulty with this? GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR...NOW!

You *may* be a hypochondriac (I believe that's hyper, but it's way too late, and I'm going to bed soon), but you certainly aren't over-reacting. It could be one of many bad things, or one of many trivial things. You won't know from asking people over the internet...

Edit: To be honest though, it probably is nothing.

Why, sirrah, why may a caudled fillhorse be deemed the brother to a hiren candle in the night? Withal, because a candle may be greased, yet a fillhorse be without a fat argier!

Edited by CeeEssGee (02/09/03 07:22 PM)

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Re: i'm pretty sure i'm a hypocondriac [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #1295343 - 02/10/03 06:05 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

what exactly is a hypocondriac or whatever?

Is that person who is always worried with their health and all that?  It's not often...but sometimes I have my days...where I honestly think I'm one of those.

"my fingers are hurting a bit"..."oh no...I might be getting arthiritis, or carpal tunnel syndrome.  I play guitar all the time...oh god that would suck if I did". lol

or I'll get numbness or mild pains like you are describing, and think that something may be up with my heart.

lol but I don't get those days very often.  It's only when I'm really really bored, and I guess I have nothing else to think about.  So when I feel something(a pain, a sensation, etc) in my body...I associate it with a potential disease, disability, etc.

If it really bothers you, go to the doctor and get it checked.  If he says nothing is wrong...you can stop worrying :wink:

Your fine though man

I saw my mind do warp 10, hit the brakes, put it in reverse and back all over me

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Re: i'm pretty sure i'm a hypocondriac [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #1295981 - 02/10/03 10:03 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

put this on my gravestone:


old enough to know better
not old enough to care

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Re: i'm pretty sure i'm a hypocondriac [Re: gnrm23]
    #1296670 - 02/10/03 02:07 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Burry me Head first so the by passers can kiss my ass.

We might get glimpse's of objectivity every now, and then, but we're so inherently locked in our temporal and corporeal selves that we're irrevocably locked into subjectivity :crazy:

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Re: i'm pretty sure i'm a hypocondriac [Re: BladeLSD]
    #1297939 - 02/10/03 09:30 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

It sounds like gas from drinking carbonated beverages and lying down. Sometimes carbonation can get under the chest and cause pain much like a heart attack. You might have gerd., hope everything is better, if not see a doctor.

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Re: i'm pretty sure i'm a hypocondriac [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #1298740 - 02/11/03 06:56 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)


...so i wonder..am i just paranoid

I know how you feel. Avoid pot while under such conditions, it makes it a lot worse.

I would recomend finding something to occupy your thoughts.


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