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Sprezzatura
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Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

#12752797 - 06/16/10 02:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"We're Vegetarians."

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Spectaculorum procedere debet

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xxxem3ryxxx
hi

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Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

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#12752854 - 06/16/10 02:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"I hate Nascar" :hillbilly:

:hillbilly:

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ModularMind
M.P.F.

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Posts: 8,784

Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

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#12752862 - 06/16/10 02:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"Mayonnaise no way I'd do my sister."

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smack
Observer

Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 5,600
Loc: Land of the Ice and Snow

Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

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#12752865 - 06/16/10 02:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Obama is centrist, leaning right wing.

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Sprezzatura
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Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

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#12752876 - 06/16/10 02:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"Hurry, or we'll be late to the Symphony."

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blazenn
rawdog the whale.

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Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

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#12752878 - 06/16/10 02:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

suuuuuuuurf's up brahh, the waves are gettin hettttttyyyy!

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LicHmicrO
Simply Scrumptious

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#12752881 - 06/16/10 02:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"All people should be treated equally under the law, especially gay people"

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Shroomism
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Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

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#12752887 - 06/16/10 02:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"Dear, would you like to go to dinner with that charming black family next door tonight?"

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kaste
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Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

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#12752889 - 06/16/10 02:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"Moonshine is for racist fucks"

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It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

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Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

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#12752897 - 06/16/10 02:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

R-E-D-N-E-C-K-S.

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bootedboy
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#12752902 - 06/16/10 02:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Drinking and driving is a bad idea

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Sprezzatura
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#12752909 - 06/16/10 02:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"My Son's tuition is expensive"

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ModularMind
M.P.F.

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Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

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#12752916 - 06/16/10 02:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"We're vacationing in the Hamptons."

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the human abstract
malaka the werewolf

Registered: 11/30/09
Posts: 8,817

Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

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#12752917 - 06/16/10 02:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"top of the morning to ya"

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ModularMind
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Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

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#12752921 - 06/16/10 02:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"By no means have I ever tied my pecker to a tree, to a tree."

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kaste
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Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

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#12752925 - 06/16/10 02:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"I skin my deer properly with a knife, not pull the skin off with a truck"

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It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

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Sprezzatura
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Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

[Re: kaste]
#12752938 - 06/16/10 02:42 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"So family, Europe this year?"

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kaste
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Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

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#12752946 - 06/16/10 02:43 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"Let's not have a hoedown"

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TheShroomJew23
The Chemist

Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 1,611
Loc: Temple

Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

[Re: kaste]
#12752962 - 06/16/10 02:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

" I don't think we should rape those boys on that canoe"

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Sprezzatura
Virtuoso

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Re: Things you'll never hear a redneck say:

[Re: kaste]
#12752964 - 06/16/10 02:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"Quantum Physics is quite fascinating, I just finished reading the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle."

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