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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: blewmeanie]
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shhh stop telling people about the squat method, I don't want this getting out.  I need people with hemorrhoids to exist, if everyone switches to squatting, I may just vanish from the shroomery


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: PreparationH]
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i bookmarked that page cause i need to ween myself off of preparation H


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: ferrel_human]
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Mann, I'm just too damn big to squat on the toilet. It's physically impossible without breaking the toilet, a limb, or both.

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Gumby]
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Giver a shot next time you are out camping behind some bushes.  :yesnod:


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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Something about poopin in the woods while campin weirds me out, I always find a bathroom. Even if it's that god awful outhouse at the Nelson Ledges.

Maybe I'll do it next time I'm in the ocean. I get to poop, fish get some food. Win win.

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Gumby]
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Yeah, but then you get plankton up your sphincter.


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Gumby]
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My first experience with squatting was forced on me while hiking in deep woods-- when you gotta go you gotta go.


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: mongo lloyd]
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Sucks for the plankton.

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Gumby]
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I crapped in the ocean of wildwood in between 2 life guards. I'm sorry for anyone who may have been there that day but it came all of a sudden and I was so sick :lol:


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Gumby]
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:ilold:


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: MOTH]
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oh my god. suddenly the ease of pooping while backpacking makes total sense. i never connected the positional differences before now, i just knew it always flows better in the woods.... i attributed it to the physical exertion of hiking long distances. :rockman:

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: MOTH]
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That is an important piece of information for my current condition. :tongue2:


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: PreparationH]
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PreparationH said:
I crapped in the ocean of wildwood in between 2 life guards. I'm sorry for anyone who may have been there that day but it came all of a sudden and I was so sick :lol:


i crapped in the ocean once too. it was alright. just no toilet paper.


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: ferrel_human]
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Yeah like others have mentioned, I'm too big to be squatting on the toilet. It sucks too because there are times when squatting could definitely benefit me. How can we fix this?


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Frost]
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Bigger toilets.


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Frost]
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Frost said:
Yeah like others have mentioned, I'm too big to be squatting on the toilet. It sucks too because there are times when squatting could definitely benefit me. How can we fix this?


I remember seeing some platform that you can buy on the interwebz that you put in front of and on the sides of your toilet so that you can squat to poop. While I'd really like to try it, I don't think I'll be purchasing a platform for poopin any time soon.

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Frost said:
Yeah like others have mentioned, I'm too big to be squatting on the toilet. It sucks too because there are times when squatting could definitely benefit me. How can we fix this?


I remember seeing some platform that you can buy on the interwebz that you put in front of and on the sides of your toilet so that you can squat to poop. While I'd really like to try it, I don't think I'll be purchasing a platform for poopin any time soon.


Yeah it's a bit of a coversation killer at a party-

"Hey man why is there a large platform around your toilet?"
"Because I like to squat on it while I poop"


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: sam420]
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sam420 said:
Gumby said:
Frost said:
Yeah like others have mentioned, I'm too big to be squatting on the toilet. It sucks too because there are times when squatting could definitely benefit me. How can we fix this?


I remember seeing some platform that you can buy on the interwebz that you put in front of and on the sides of your toilet so that you can squat to poop. While I'd really like to try it, I don't think I'll be purchasing a platform for poopin any time soon.


Yeah it's a bit of a coversation killer at a party-

"Hey man why is there a large platform around your toilet?"
"Because I like to squat on it while I poop"


hahahahahah this thread is making me :lol:


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: 34120060]
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wow it's nice to see that this thread was bumped - it's one of the most memorable ones here.  i learned all about how humans evolved to squat during pooing.


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