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Machete "Illegal" Trailor
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My friend just linked me to this:



Might be a fun movie. I'm interested in seeing Lindsay Lohan in this.


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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: SprewellSleeve]
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saw the trailer the other day. ive been stoked for this since it was on the Grindhouse reel.

the cast they have is pretty insane. cant wait.


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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: SprewellSleeve]
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:yesnod:


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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: frith]
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Isn't machete the name of his character in Spy Kids? haha

Lindsay Lohan as a sexy nun. Dude that's gonna be in the spank bank for sure.

Looks like a cool flick too.


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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: SprewellSleeve]
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"they just fucked with the wrong Mexican":vaped:

sounds like a movie to see! the trailer was cheesy in my 2 cents.

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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: elementswrath]
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Alex Jones says this movie is gonna ignite a full-on race war.

All I have to say is :popcorn:


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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: elementswrath]
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elementswrath said:
the trailer was cheesy in my 2 cents.


thats the point.

this is the original trailer from Grindhouse:



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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: frith]
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looks dec.


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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: AcidDropper420]
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Dude what in the name of holy fuck is going on in that sig picture!?


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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: Synesthetic]
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its called the Entheogenic Garden of Eden by this artist going by the name of brainwar23 on devinatart, i just like the picture alot and made it my sig:yesnod:


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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: AcidDropper420]
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This could possibly be as good as Black Dynamite.


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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: Rocker232]
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CANT, FUCKING, WAIT :datass:

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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: Rocker232]
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i think Black Dynamite was one of the funniest movies ive seen in a long long time.

"two hot dogs, split twice down the middle. smush fried."

:lol:


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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: DeadHearts]
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I wanna see this made into a real movie.



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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: frith]
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frith said:
i think Black Dynamite was one of the funniest movies ive seen in a long long time.

"two hot dogs, split twice down the middle. smush fried."

:lol:


After seeing this movie I dosed some acid about a week later. During the entire come up Black Dyanmite was talking to me. Beyond epic.

"...Is that you Black Dyanmite?"


"Oh you know it you Jive turkey. I know you're getting scared because you're beginning to get impaired. Have no fears on this first solo trip, stay tuned and stay groovy and Black Dynamite will fix it in a jiff."


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Re: Machete "Illegal" Trailor [Re: frith]
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kinda has a 70's vibe to it ???? Finalley Danny Trejo has a lead role in a movie...

here's the character list
    * Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez, a renegade and dangerous former Mexican Federale and labor worker who gets hired for a job to assassinate a corrupt senator, but is later betrayed and goes out for revenge against his former boss.
    * Michelle Rodriguez as Luz, a saucy taco slinger and Machete's friend.
    * Cheech Marin as Padre Benito del Toro, Machete's "holy" brother; a former Federale-turned-Catholic priest that helps him.
    * Lindsay Lohan as April Benz, Benz's daughter, a socialite with a penchant for guns.[4]
    * Robert De Niro as Senator McLaughlin, the corrupt Senator.[4]
    * Jessica Alba as Sartana, a U.S. immigration customs enforcement agent who is tracking Machete down.
    * Don Johnson as Lt. Stillman, Sartana's superior.
    * Rose McGowan as Cherry Darling, who will appear in the fake trailer at the beginning of the movie.
    * Steven Seagal as Torrez, a druglord.[5]
    * Jeff Fahey as Michael Benz, the businessman who hires Machete for the assassination.[6]
    * Elise Avellan and Electra Avellan as The Sexy Nurses at the hospital where Machete is treated.[7]
    * Cheryl Chin as Torrez Henchwoman, a cold blooded killer and Torrez's right hand woman sent to look for Machete.[8]
    * Tom Savini as Deputy Tolo.[9]
    * Daryl Sabara as Julio.
    * Carlos Gallardo
    * Tito Larriva
    * Alicia Rachel Marek as June Benz, socialite wife of Benz and April's mother.[8]


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