rhizomorphic said:

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or this works too.

Quote:

Give me alcohol extremeties
Instead of proofless christianity
Drunked up in a coma place
Critics disgusted, but a smile on my fucking face
I do anything that I want
And I get everything that I ask
And if this message bothers you, you know
Just kiss my fucking ass hole

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Quote:

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

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Quote:

baby if you get on your knees,
put me in your mouth and suck me off
you know i got you
(X3)
(come on baby, just kiss it for me)
(just put it in your mouth)
(50 cent)
she was hesitant at first
said she never did it before
as soon as i got her going
she was going like a pro
she went up and down
like a merry go round
and.. round and round
and SPLASH
she's freaky freaky
when you get her in the bed
you need.. g's like me to get her to give you head
my con-ver-sation is stim-u-lating
she in room ten-nineteen in the Hilton waitin
she got a thing for ballas
i mean a thing for balls
and i had turned her ass out
so im the one she calls
on the cheek she kiss me and she tell me she miss me
bein' 'round me got her used to drinkin don and cristy
i'ma special nigga
look i'm used to blindin'
keep that benz so clean and those spreewells shinin
(Chorus X3)
(can't be serious 4 in da mornin)
(Lloyd Banks)
right in da mornin i rolled over
guess who was over my shoulder
a pretty round, round (round)
who just got finished goin downtown
but at night wit no lights
i have you wonderin
if its a lightin bolt in your mouf
or a glow-in-da-dark tongue ring
banks needa ghetto chick
set a nigga up wit ass
sneak around till he fall asleep
diggin in his stash
leave wit everythin
rob a benz, stacks and da grass
ass so fat, she get handclaps when she pass
i ain't never had a girl but you can be my bottom bitch
i'd been around da world
we don't hit no kinda chicks
range rover, neva sober, hennessey, vanilla soda
B-A-N-K dolla' sign bitch
i ain't here hopin that your baby daddy ova da shoulder
Banks don't associate wit no TRICKS
i'ma make it a G-Unit party
from the hotel lobby
and if you ain't tryin to freak off
then go home BITCH
(CHORUS) (X3)
(Young Buck)
you know what i came to do
let you put your lips on my dick
but don't tell nobody
you my mistress bitch
all your friends keep tellin you what to do
when you get me
got to eat the nuts first
like a hershey kisses
bitch show me you miss me
like i'm Pac or Biggie
she can be small as Eve
or even big as Missy
I like it when them dikes
endorage you ROUTE 6
suck off thanks to 50 & B-Light, UNIT
Get your ass SUPLEXED
tellin me to go down
I'm a P-I-M-P bitch
i bet you know now
baby girl slow down
you make a nigga cum quick
when you closed your eyes
and make your tongue
do a twist
you my 3 o'clock, lolipop
kiss the last drop bitch
walk around naked hoe
i met your ass topless
she finally found out
what young buck is 'bout
so give a nigga from the south
some of that mouth
(CHORUS X3)
(come on girl, you know i got you)
alright then you playas
that down on the dial right now
we gone to give ya
some real good game dog
official dog, magic wand & whoo kid
we gon to do something ya know we gonna to do
we gon' to soda-pop
ya know wat i'm talkin bout if ya in tha game
so get ya soda poppin ready
cuz we gon' soda-pop round here
CHUUUUCH

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A quiet sunny day, the scene is suburban
Not much going off, in fact it's a boring one
Ready and waiting in Bristol fashion
For my radio to bleep and I will jump into action
PC Carings off duty for a while
A right prat he is, always helpful and a smile
Nineteen, well hard, DMs and truncheon
Headcase ere and I've got some lunch
Headcase fuck me there goes me radio
It must be a riot if they're calling for backup
I'm at the scene Sarge, what's going down?
There's a darkie in defiance, get that nigger off me, kill im
Don't do it in the open, kick his teeth in later
I thought I'd taught you police operations
Take him away out the eyes of the media
Then kill the bastard kill im
Make sure you don't bruise him
Oh, doesnt't't't matter you wont see the bruises anyway
He's in the van, pile in everyone, cmon, cmon
That's it lads
Ha, ha, ha, I love it, let me have him
Let me kill him, yeah, nice one lads
Now if you wanna get overtime, you better take my advice
Promotion or demotion? Just never step out of line
You want to make sure? Sure we can discuss a price
But keep it shut, keep the image nice
We nick the unemployed, for they are just lazy
Scrounging off us taxpayers, it must be crazy
Join the force and give a helping hand
Because the rules of the force are the laws of the land
(Police Policy)
The CND are communists, were sick of petty pacifists,
Greenham dykes, Trotskyites, Greenpeace and the rest of it
Rioters, muggers, looters, shooters, niggers are the cause of it
Repatriation for the nation, the simple way to deal with shit
Rastas, punks, mods and hippies, students, queers and dirty pakis
Demanding more than nothing less, but never want to work for it
Miners, printers, paddies, pickets, givin it all the demo bit
Well smash them back with our attack, because were the guys to deal with it
You're here to serve? Protect the nation?
Stop all the foreigners illegal immigration
You help old ladies across the road
Even if she has got a face like a toad
You re-assure, protect the rich from the poor
To hell with muggings, rapists and the whores
Maintain law and order, keep the public at large
The police is your profession that's right, eh Sarge?

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