about 12 years ago i went out with this girl to a night club. it was saturday night. friday night i went out and got hammered so my stomach was a little off all day. fast forward saturday night. this girl has been right next to me all night and i had some serious gas i have been holding in. finally she walks away to the girls room. i find a quiet corner of the club to let a monster fart go. trying to hurry i pushed it out hard and i fuckin loaded up my shorts. panicing i run into the restroom which was mobbed. get out of my jeans, throw the boxers away, clean up with little squares of toilet paper, and put my jeans on and wash my hands. then we leave and i am trying to act normal but i feel disgusting. hoping i got it all wiped up and there is none on my jeans or anything. on the way home she decides to fall a sleep. with her head on my freakin lap. dont think she ever noticed. 12 years later, still with her and never told her
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