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Re: Talk Nerdy To Me [Re: Ryan07]
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Hey baby, if I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

You make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

If I was a nucleobase, I'd be adenine, that way I would get paired with U.

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?




Those are some of my favorites

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Re: Talk Nerdy To Me [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Hey baby, if I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

You make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

If I was a nucleotide, I'd be adenine, that way I would get paired with U.

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?



that's exactly what I was looking for...
I knew I've seen them posted before

But keep them coming there are some good new ones too.


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Re: Talk Nerdy To Me [Re: CosmicFool]
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Here's some good ones: http://bloggasm.com/50-nerdy-pick-up-lines

A lot of the ones I posted are on there.

I just remembered one an exgirlfriend told me: They call my bedroom the SN2 Haven because I am the because I am a master of the backside attack.

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Re: Talk Nerdy To Me [Re: Gumby]
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y halo thar, buttseckz?

classic


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You are at once
both
the quiet
and
the confusion
of my heart.
-Franz Kafka

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